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Monday, November 27, 2006


Episode 2 Asuka- dead
People who take part
Mali, as Mali
BJ, as camera women
Keiti, as Batman


*BJ zooms in on Mali talking; the background is the windshield and the setting outside* Today, we are interviewing a show based on drunk truck drivers. See here, we got Batman so drunk that Batman can’t even see. *we see Batman let go of wheel to sit back in seat; beer belly ripping threw costume as Batman takes another sip of beer* BATMAN LOOK OUT!!!! *Batman looks up out of windshield and sees a stupid white wolf with a cut-out eye standing in the road looking at them; Batman talks* it’s only Asuka, we’re okay. *pushes on gas as camera women speaks* Batman is right… *hears a big thud and truck goes flying and crashes but everybody is safe; everybody walked out to go see what Batman has killed; Mali speaks* Up, she’s dead. *looks at camera* Sometimes, though, it is good to drink and drive. That way, you can kill those stupid enough to get in your way… like this here is an example of one of those times. It was okay, it was okay. *sees Batman in background pouring beer into the stupid ones mouth; Batman speaks* DRINK MEH PRETTEH! DRINK TIL U CANT DRINK NO MORE!!!! *falls unconscious*

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