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Wednesday, December 6, 2006
Blue Bird
Here’s a story you’ve never heard
This story is about a bird
There was this bird, he was black and blue
He was very stunning, and flattering, too
There was only one problem in his life
His white, obese wife!
She was known as the ugliest dove
They were defiantly not in love
He wanted to get a divorce and leave her
Maybe give her to the cats when he heard them purr
Then one dark night
When the moon was bright
The poor blue bird got stuck in a kite
A young, pretty bird came right on out
Do you need help she started to shout
The blue bird was dazed by her looks
He gulped and nodded as she handed him some hooks
What are these for he asked her nicely
They come in handy, they weren’t very pricey!
That’s when they knew they were in love
Then the dove came pushin’ n shove’
Stay away from my husband she screamed
Not a chance you ugly flea
The dove began to scream more and more
The pretty bird just yelled back whore!
Finally the dove gave in
Got a divorce from him cheatin’
She ran away shedding tears
The two laughed and had a couple of beers
In no time, they had kids
One, two, three, too many to bid!
The hard part was naming them all
How about Ball, Law, and Saul?
Then they all, got old and died
Their story to pass on from one big lie
Now that’s the story
As you see
I told you that you’d never heard it before me
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