Thursday, June 8, 2006

   Reveiws Favs and Alerts!
Omigosh!!! I just realized what my stats are for Toki's Satu and Independence Day! It's so wicked sweet!

Toki's Satu:
Reveiws: 132
Fav's lists: 8
Alerts: 1

Independence Day:
Reveiws: 13
Fav's Lists: 50
Alerts: 34



My personal self:
Fav's lists: 22
Alerts: 14

You guys are so crazy awesome! I love you!
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Friday, May 12, 2006

   The Seven Skulls Gang
Skull- leader of the pack.
Real Name: Daemyn
Age: 20
Hair color: Shaved almost bald, would be brown.
Eye color: Dark Blue
Height: 6'1"
Fighting rank: 4/7, but you'll rarely see him fight
Weapon: a single Kodachi
Body Build: Heavily muscled with broad shoulders and narrow hips. A square jaw and head as well as block teeth give him the appearance of either a skull or and ape.
Piercing : Skull earrings on lower lip, right eyebrow and left pec--did them all himself.
Tattoos: A large skull and crossbones sprawls across his back, MAMA'S BOY written beneath it, and a rose done beneath that.
Normal dress: Tight, black leather pants. No shirt.
General Personality: A well-spoken tough guy who's almost charming. He keeps the others in line with sharp hand signals and code words. They obey him without question, even if they aren't the best fighters.
True Self: Skull is really a softie at heart. He took in the others when he was expelled from college. Skull just wants to have fun, but resorts to robbery to support his friends. He wishes he could go back and live with his mother.
Other Facts: Skull's actually very good with his hands. He actually made all the skull earings that the gang wears as well as his kodachi. He also plays nurse after one of their fights. Skull wants to be an engineer or metalworker someday.
Secret Life: Skull works a part time job at McDonalds and is saving away to go back to college.
Favorite quote: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. ~Bubba, Forest Gump

Rex- the snake man
Real Name: Julio
Age:16
Hair style & color: dark brown and moosed up into little spikes all over his head. He wants to get the points dyed different colors
Eye color: Green
Height: 5'8"
Fighting Rank: 6/7
Weapon: Twin snake sais (daggers with three prongs) He also like to freak his opponents out
Body Build: Medium shoulders with slightly narrow hips. He's musceled, but not beefed out like Chains and Skull
Piercing: Left eyebrow, right pec, belly button
Tattoos: One spiraling snake around his left forearm
Normal dress: Black jeans and black cowboy boots with a green-eyed copper head on each
General Personality: Rex is a playful tease who'd rather be playing pranks and goofing-off than anything else
True Self: Rex is a typical teenager. Not much stays in his brain before it comes out his mouth.
Other Facts: Rex spilt his tongue when he licked barbed wire as a child on a dare.
Secret Life: Rex has a pet boa named Squeezie that he keeps in the sewers and back allies. He loves Squeezie more than anything and pampers her to death. He also has a girlfriend at the pet store that he bought Squeezie from, and she's just as much a punk as he is.
Favorite Band: The Black Eyed Peas

Bat- the right hand man
Real Name: Keitaro
Age:18
Hair style & color: One bald stripe going down the middle of his head, black hair about 5" long, gelled up to look like bat wings
Eye color: Black
Height: 5'11
Fighting Rank: 7/7, always last
Weapon: A beloved aluminum bat and some darts every now and then
Body Build: Thin shoulders and hips, long scrawny legs. He shaves all his hair but on the sides of his head. Has a pointy chin with broad forehead.
Peircings: A skull in each eyebrow
Tatoos: Badly-done black bats with bloody fangs all over his body. The gang cut them, then traced over with red & black permanent markers
Normal dress: Short blue jean cutoffs
General Personality: Cold and dangerous. His gaze is peircing, but he gets little respect from his fellow gang members.
True Self: Bat wants to race motorcycles and finally earn some respect. He is exasperated and embarrassed when with the gang. But he's loyal beyond measure to Skull.
Other Facts: Bat is very street smart and often keeps the gang out of trouble. He handles break-ins since he's the sneakiest.
Secret Life: Bat loves baseball. On weekends he puts on sweats and baseball cap and heads out to a field where he coaches little kids.
Least Favorite Quote: Duna nana nanana BATMAN! -Bones

Lard- the imbecile
Real Name: Kevin
Age:17
Hair style & color: completely bald, he actually polishes his head
Eye color: beady blue
Height: 5' 7
Fighting Rank: 5/7
Weapon: His fat
Body Build: Lard is big-boned with plenty of cushion between anything important and his skin. He has a sharp nose, pointy chin and broad forehead
Piercing: Upper lip, both pecs
Tattoos: None
Normal dress: Jeans stretched to the max. Sometimes he pops a button. His belly rolls over the belt line.
General Personality: Lard often just stands around, grinning but not comprehending much. His IQ isn't very high. He can be something of a clown but can't stand to see anyone down in the dumps.
True Self: Lard is surprisingly observant and sensitive to other's feelings. He is also amazingly subtle about handling those problems
Other Facts: Lard was actually going to be a model. That is, until he tried a prototype hair dye that made every last follicle fall out. Since then he gorged himself on junk food, and has forced himself to forget. Now he focuses more on the needs of others. And, believe it or not, Lard is a vegetarian.
Secret Life: Lard has been trying to get a job as a ramen vendor, but his weight makes the employers suspicious.
Favorite movie: Remember the Titians

Hentai- the perv
Real Name: Chris
Age:17
Hair style & color: Black, greased into a fohawk
Eye color: Hazel
Height: 5' 6"
Fighting Rank: 1/7
Weapon: Hentai perfers not to fight, and isn't very good at it. He'd rather throttle opponents, but rarely gets the chance. Sometimes he'll keep a small pistol.
Body Build: Wiry muscles, thin arms and legs with a head to match
Piercing: Tow skulls in each eyebrow, one in each pec, nose ring and one small tongue stud
Tattoos: You don't want to know. Really, you don't.
Normal dress: Extremely short jean cut-offs, magneta flip-flops
General Personality: Hentai, well, it's rather self explaining, isn't it? Sometimes he makes everyone nervous, other times, he's the life of the party. He has a strange and rather unintelligent accent.
True Self: Hentai, much like Rex, wants to be a teenager for life and never face the responsibilities of being an adult. He likes to gross people out and is rash with decision making.
Other Facts: Hentai has a new girlfriend AND a steady boyfriend... as well as several others he calls "good buddies"
Secret Life: Hentai has a knack for drawing things, especially bird and trees.
Favorite song: "I'm too Sexy" ~ Right Said Fred and "Baby got Back"~ Sir Mix Alot

Chains- all brawn, no brain
Real Name: Goro
Age:19
Hair style & color: Wiry, springy and hasn't seen a brush or comb for years. But he keeps his beard nicely trimmed. All black
Eye color: gray
Height: 5'5"
Fighting Rank: 5/7
Weapon: several chains with various attachments including a spearhead, a large iron ball and a smaller spiked ball that he rarely uses
Body Build: Short and squat with broad shoulders and hips. He's heavier muscled than Skull, but no matter what he does, he can't get rid of his small potbelly. He also has a very square jaw, but his forehead is wider
Piercing: Nose, two in left eyebrow, three on lower lip as well as one tongue stud
Tattoos: BAD TO THE BONE on a banner wrapped around his left upper arm. Done professionally before he joined the gang
Normal dress: faded blue jeans, his chains draped over his chest and back
General Personality: Quiet, because he doesn't have much to say.
True Self: His greatest joy are is weapons, which he polishes regularly. He also loves wrestling. Otherwise, not much excites him. As a child he dreamed of singing opera
Other Facts: He's actually quite good at karaoke
Secret Life: He doesn't have much of one. When he's not with the gang, he hits the bars.
Common Phrase: Well, well, well

Bones- the runt
Real Name: Danior
Age:12
Hair style & color: Buzz cut, light brown
Eye color: Bright Blue
Height: 5'2"
Fighting Rank: 3/7
Weapon: Agility and dexterity
Body Build: Extremely skinny, he has hollowed cheeks and you can count each rib. This also makes his eyes look huge. He has a round head, with small jaw.
Piercing: Two in each eyebrow
Tattoos: None
Normal dress: Tight, black leather pants. Normally girl's since most boy sizes are too big for him.
General Personality: Bones is the annoying little brat who you wish would just go away... unless he's helping you get revenge. The other members will often use Bones as a scape goat, sending him off to do their dirty work. He doesn't realize he's being taken advantage of.
True Self: Bones is trying to prove himself to the gang. He can't seem to gain the loyalty that they give to Skull, so he tries to act cool but rarely can back it up. One day he wants to take over the gang.
Other Facts: Bones is Skull's little brother
Secret Life: Bones goes to playgrounds every once in a while just to be a kid. But never when anyone else is there. He's very shy around people his own age.
Favorite quote: "We're family, Danny, and I'm not leaving you. We're all we've got."
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Sunday, October 30, 2005

   Cupcakes
Yay! I made cupcakes today! I beat the batter with our brand beatin' new beater. Yet, somehow, the batter managed to get all over my hands... I had no choice but to lick it all off. Strangely, the same thing happened with the frosting.... I smell sabotage!

Or maybe it's the second batch of cupcakes that Mommy wont let me touch... ;_;
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Saturday, October 29, 2005

   Notes to Self
These are some funny notes to self I found waiting in one of my long-forgotten files. Just some humor, enjoy!

1. Learn Kung Fu from the talking hamster.

2. Kick hamster's butt.

3. Scientists say coconuts are three times harder than the human skull, prove them wrong.

4. Practice Kung Fu on coconuts.

5. Coconuts are harder than your head.

6. When you see the little birdie flying around your head, remember you can't catch it.

7. Try to do a flying side kick over a brick wall.

8. When trying to do a flying side kick over a brick wall, remember you have to jump before you get to the wall.

9. You cannot phase through walls.

10. Stop trying to phase through walls.

12. You are a fairy

13. There are two types of fairies

14. Since you are a girl, you are the type with wings

15. Find fairy wings.

16. Search out more of your kind.

17. The men in white coats are not playing hide-and-seek.

18. If you walk around the edge of your round room, eventually you will find a corner.

19. The men in white coats will tie you down before you find the corner.

20. You're not in sane.

21. You cannot be in sane because you will not fit in sane.

22. No matter how long you try to tell people that you came from the computer, they will insist that you came from the asylum.

23. When you hear the loud disembodied voice in the grocery store, do not hail it as God.

24. When the loud disembodied voice says "Clean up in isle four," God is not giving you a commandment.

25. Do not dive for quarters in an empty swimming pool.

26. When on the diving board, jump off the end that has water.

27. No one will notice if you fart in a hot tub while the bubbles are on.

28. When farting in a swimming pool, get in the middle of a large group of people, go under water and use the propulsion to escape while they try to figure out who did it.

29. You don't need a pen to write e-mail.

30. If you forget your name when introducing yourself, pull out your underwear, Mom wrote it on the tag.

31. If you're standing on the edge of a high cliff, do not take a sudden interest in the ground below.

32. Do not reacquaint yourself with the ground from high places.

33. Do not reacquaint yourself with the ground from anywhere; the ground is painful.

34. Tall people are not kind when confused with jungle gyms.

35. Tall people get very annoyed when you stand on their head and shout "I'm queen of the world!"

36. Tall people are capable of dropping you from high places.

37. If someone yells "Duck!" do not turn around and ask "Where?"

38. Short people don't like it when you pet the tops of their heads.

39. Short people do not like being used as step ladders.

40. Short people are not dangerous.

41. Discard last note.

42. You should not chase squirrels.

43. Squirrels are faster than they look.

44. Rabid squirrels are not to be tampered with.

45. Do not hold staring contests with pictures.

46. You can stare at a picture for five hours, eleven minuets, and two seconds; it won't blink but you will.

47. NEVER put your finger in the hole of a pencil sharpener and turn the crank.

48. Other bad places for your finger: the paper shredder, the garbage disposal, an animal's mouth, your throat, the blender, the fire, the microwave, the oven, the ice chopper, the toilet.

49. Do NOT lick the schoolyard flagpole during winter.

50. Your taste buds like the frozen flagpole and will want to stay there.

51. If you jerk your head away, your taste buds WILL stay there.

52. You won't fit in the washing machine, find new test subjects.

53. The spin cycle on the washing machine will not make worms dizzy.

54. The spin cycle on the washing machine will make cats dizzy.

55. Cats throw up twice their body wait when dizzy.

56. Putting the cat in water will not make it better.

57. Unhappy cats are painful.

58. Make contact with aliens.

59. Aliens are nice; they send you sharp things.

60. If you spray dust bunnies with hair spray and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

61. The above is fun, repeat often.

62. ...Mom doesn't like flaming dust bunnies.

63. Mom takes away things she doesn't like.

64. Find out why Santa is so fat.

65. Be a good kid, Santa eats the bad ones.

66. It's physically impossible to lick you're elbow.

67. Brake arm so you can lick your elbow and you say you did.

68. Stop trying to lick elbow -- too painful.

69. Pull down pants BEFORE answering the call of nature,

70. Failure to do the above causes wetness.

71. Sit on toilet with pants down when answering the call of nature.

72. Remain on toilet for the entirety of nature's call.

73. Nature can call without warning.

74. Burn all sticky notes; the men in white are starting to ask questions again.

75. Cease contact with the aliens, now the men in black are asking questions.

76. Do not send these to muted faith, too many men in lab coats.

77. On second thought, do, it will confuse them.
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