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Saturday, October 2, 2004


   Humor
Yankee doodle went to town, riding on his mother, every time he hit a bump, he had another brother.

Yankee doodle went to town, riding on a heater, stuck it up realy high, and burnt his little ::gaspes::

Mary had a little lamb, the docter gave a shreek, Mary was in shock as well, the father was a sheep.

Q. What did snow white say while she was waiting for her photos?

A. "Someday my prints will come!"


Q. Why do witches fly on brooms?

a. Beacuse vacume cleaners are too heavy!


Q. What word do you always pronounce wrong?

A. WRONG


Q. Why cant lepords play hide-and-seek?

A. Because they are always spotted!


Q. What goes oom, oom?

A. a cow walking backwards


Q. How does a cat stop a VCR?

a. It pushes the "paws" button!


Q. What do pigs put in their computers?

A. Sloppy disks


Q. What room has, no doors, no floor, no windows, and no ceiling?

A. A mushROOM



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