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Friday, May 19, 2006

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Well the Tomoe pic is now up! Yay! Its too big to put up right here, so you will just have to go see it. :P Please tell me what you think & how I could improve.

Some cool stuff happened at school today. I WAS supposed to write an essay in literature about literary terms, But I didn't feel like it. Sooo I decided to make the essay as random and off-topic as possible! It went something like this:

One day, Chuck Norris was walking home after a filming session for a Total Gym commercial. Then, without warning, The Thing came out of nowhere and attacked him. Naturally, Chuck won. And as the Thing was begging for mercy, He crushed the Thing's head between his magnificent, mighty thighs. Then the thing's body turned to confetty.

Then, Out of nowhere, a jungle gym attacked. Its battle cry was "Yay! The wonders of califlower!" He attacked Chuck with a inflateable punching bag. Then, Chuck, with him being so tough he could eat a rubix cube whole, and shit it out solved, popped the bag. than unleashed a Masenko,
Killing the villanious structure.

"Beautiful, just beautiful" Said an applauding salad in the corner. Who are you? asked chuck. Then the salad started bleeding. It than changed into Ra's Al Ghul. Before the final battle started, A clown flew overhead playing Moonlight Sonata on a flying piano, flinging Laffy Taffys & motor oil. Than, They fought. And in the end, Chuck won. Than Cleo the Psychic came up and fed off of Ra's Al Ghul's remains.


So how did you like it? My teacher told me in these exact, Same words, "I would give you an F, But that was absolutely hilarious!" Everyone else seemed to like it too.

Anyway, There is always something interesting going on at my school. But I'm usually too lazy to type it out XP Anyway see ya.

~Woglinde~
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