Thursday, April 7, 2005

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Who are you in the Hagaren world?
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Which Fullmetal Alchemist yaoi pairing are you?
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Gender Fiasco
Everybody was minding their own business’ when Envy burst through the door with a mind-boggling question. “I can’t tell what gender I am!”

“That was a statement.” Ed huffed.

“Oh, fine, a mind-boggling statement, sheesh!”

“Is that all, you’re a, umm, you’re…” Farman trailed off. “Barry!” Barry the Chopper ran into the room with a meat cleaver, no, wait, he ran into the room wearing a doctor/psychiatrist/psychologist’s coat.

“Why him?!” Ed yelled.

“Because he’s a doctor/psychiatrist/psychologist.” Farman sighed.

“But wasn’t he,”

“No spoilers!” Farman groaned staring around.

“Fine, I guess they’ll just have to wait till the twenty something episode.” Ed huffed. He was immediately shushed.

“Ok, let’s find this out quickly, I need my coffee!” Mustang yelled.

“Ok, we’ll just have to go through the questionnaire.” Barry said grinning evilly as the meat cleaver shone in his pocket. They eyed him funnily.

“Ok then.”

“Number one, what do you think of this picture?” Hues gushes shoving a picture of his daughter in Envy’s face. Envy takes out a lighter and puts it under the photo. “No!” he cries running around like a maniac.

“Well, I think he’s a woman,” Havoc explains, “She’s wearing a skirt.”

“It’s a skort!” he/she huffs.

“Exactly.”

“He could be a cross dresser.” Breda points out.

“True, and he’s flat chested.” Fury adds.

“She could just be undeveloped.” Havoc scoffs.

“Ok, next question,” Barry added “What do you think of the color pink?”

“It matches my eyes.” He/she gets looks “What?!”

“He’s a she.” Al sighs. Hues recovers from the burning picture fiasco and walks in wearing a pink shirt.

“What?!” he exclaims. “It was a present from Mustang!”

“Moving on!” Al hastily suggested.

“What do you think of this!?” Armstrong rips his shirt off.

“Scary!” Envy flinches.

“No one can resist my charms!” Armstrong flexed.

“Ok, here you go.” Ed says giving Envy two magazines. Envy stares at both of them for a few minutes.

“I can’t decide!” Envy cries as he faints.

“What did you give him?” Roy asks.

“Porn,” Ed shrugs. Winry runs in.

“There’s my porn!” she storms off with her magazine and shoves the other into Ed’s face. Hawkeye storms in.

“What are you idiots doing?”

“Trying to find out Envy’s gender.” Fury gulps.

“She walks over to Envy and gives he/she a swift kick to the groin.” He/she shriek/whimper/cries.

“He’s a guy.” She walks off.

“Why didn’t we think of that?” Havoc asks.


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Monday, April 4, 2005

So that's where Al was
It was nearing Christmas and the base was abuzz with joy. “Curse you stringy fiend!” Havoc yelled as he tried to untangle the Christmas lights. Yes, Havoc got stuck with this tedious task. Everyone else got to hang stuff up, but no! He got stuck with the light untangling.

“Something wrong?” Farman asked.

“Yeah, I can’t get these ‘insert cuss word here’ lights untangled.”

“Quit your whining you big baby I’ll help.” Breda scoffed.

A few seconds later…

“Help!” Breda yelled. They were both tangled up in the cornucopia of glowing evilness.

“Come on Fury lets help them.” Farman sighed. “Fury?” An evil cackling rose through the rafters. A sadistically happy Fury walked into the room wearing hats and shoes and others clothes that had bells on them. “WTF?”

“I made clothes for everyone.” He said smiling as he gave them clothes with bells on them.

“Ok, a little help here?” Havoc asked sheepishly.

“I’m off to make cookies.” Fury says walking off.

“I’ll get the scissors.” Farman sighed.

A few minutes and shock treatments later…

“You should have unplugged the lights first.” A slightly charred Havoc said.

“No, I like to feel the charring of my skin.” Farman said sarcastically.

“Breda? You ok?” Havoc says poking him with a large candy cane that Fury had made in a Christmas sugar high. Breda was out cold. “Oh well.” Havoc sighs pushing him out of the window.”

“What was that for?” Farman sighs. Havoc shrugs.

“I dunno.”

“You’re going to have to get him you know.”

“Make me.”

“Cookies are ready!” Fury giggles.

“I’m going.”

“Me too.” Farman gulps staring warily at the psychotic Fury.

In the snow…

“Isn’t this where he was dropped?” Farman asked. Havoc shrugs.

“Oh, well.” He looks at a wide trail. “Maybe he went that way.” Havoc points. “Looks like something dragged him off.”

“Wonderful.” Farman groans. They trudge through the snow for a long time until. “I don’t believe it.” In front of them was the lair of pointless evil. Millions of butterflies were circling it. With the help of the military mascot, Mr. Bubble, they were easily defeated. They walk into the lair.

“Wow, this is pointless.”

“Don’t doubt the pointlessness!” Havoc snapped whacking Farman upside the head. They turn to see Al and Breda tied up in a cocoon.

“I knew you wouldn’t forget me!” Al said crying.

“You were here?” Havoc asked astounded.

“Yes! Didn’t you read the first chapter?”

“Yeah but, we just assumed Ed saved you.”

“Well he didn’t” Al yelled. “He was scheduled for a yaoi fic in the angst section.” He explained.

“Oh,” Farman said. “So how are they getting along?”

“Roy and Ed? Fine”

“To the ‘Whack Mobile’ Havoc shouted.

“We walked here you moron.”

“Oh, ok then.” And they walked back to the base, but not without an explosion or two.




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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

LJ Friends Meme by

• You must tell 26 people about this game.
• Havoc is the one that you love.
• Fury is one you like but can't work out.
• You care most about Roy.
• Farman is the one who knows you very well.
• Riza is your lucky star.
• Numa, Numa song is the song that matches with Havoc.
• Heaven's not enough is the song for Fury.
• Faint is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
• and Banana phone is the song telling you how you feel about life
Take this quiz

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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Which FullMetal Alchemist Character will You Marry? by ChairOwnz
Name
When do you get married?	September 18, 2043
Who do you get married to?	Jean Havoc
How many years?	forever
How many kids?	22
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Which FullMetal Alchemist Character will You Marry? by ChairOwnz
Name
When do you get married?	September 18, 2043
Who do you get married to?	Jean Havoc
How many years?	5,000
How many kids?	22
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Your cause of death.. Fullmetal Alchemist style~! by sasarai
Username
Location	East City
Who and How or Why	Lust; Those fingers are reason enough
How was the experience?	Like downing a bottle of liquified cynnide
Do it again?	You can't do it again when you're dead.
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Which Fullmetal Alchemist guy do you date? by Deathdesu
Your name:
You went out with:	Edward Elric
How it all started:	On a whim, he came up and kissed you at work!
Who was a little jealous?	Gracia
Romantic endeavors:	He bought you presents and you gave him kisses~.
Money spent:	$86
Laughs:	21
How it all ended up:	You end up becoming bed buddies. o.0
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