Friday, April 8, 2005

   ...i still cant think of a title errrness
(the next morning)

Me:well that was fun
Miyumi:*up stairs talking to Yumiko*hey kouga bout time you got up sleepy head.
Yumiko:Hey what up
Me:not much*realizes that im still only in boxers*O//O SHIT
Miyumi/Yumiko:hahahahahhaha
Me:*runs down stairs and puts jeans on*well that was embarising
*knok knok*
Yumiko:*ansores door*
Kitty:hey is Kouga hear???
Yumiko:HEY KOUGA GET OVER HERE!!
Kitty:well i could have done that.
Me:god you dont have to yell so loud im comeing..hey Kitty whats up.
Kitty:not much buddy i was wondering if you could help me with some thing.
Me:what??
Kitty:*pulls out progect*if this wier gos here then shouldent this one go here?
Me:no this wier go there and the other on gos whare you put the other one and that dont go there the time conpassitor gos there ya.
Kitty:ok i get it now.

im runing out of ideias got any???
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Sunday, March 13, 2005

ch2 pt1 i coudnt think of a name gimmi a brake
Me:im the little ball of hate every one loves!
Miyumi:haha hey whare did Yumiko go?
Me:umm *looks behind bush**poke poke*what the hell she fell asleep!
Yumiko:im not a sleep.you moron im looking at some thing.
Me:what a leef?!?!?!?
Yumiko:yup!u win
Me/Miyumi:omg>.> <. Me:ok letts drag her home.
Miyumi:ya lets. you grab one leg ill grab the other.
Yumiko:but the leaf!!!
Miyumi/Me:oh just shut up.

(Miyumis house)

Me:well that was retarted.
Yumiko:i wonder what
Miyumi:dont even say a thing about that leaf.
Me:pitthhhhhh
Yumiko:oh yeah i forgot about that.
Miyumi/Me:*anime fall*.uhhhhgggg!
Yumiko:whAt!?!
Me:HOW COULD YOU FOR GET THAT WE DRAGED YOU HOME!!!!
Yumiko:*pulls leaf out of pocket*hehe
Me:ya kno if i wernt agenst the law id kill you.(sarcasim)
Miyumi:hehehehe
Yumiko:>.>what ever im goin home now.moms gonna kill me if i dont get home pronto.
Miyumi/Me:k see you at school tomarra.
Yumiko:well see you.
Miyumi:hey that reminds me theres this mission on metal gear solid and i cant get past it i was wondering if you could help.
Me:sure i rule at that game.
Miyumi:k ill go take a shower.
Me:m'kay

(10 min later in the reckroom down stares)

Miyumi:*comes down stares in towel*get past it yet?
Me:*laying on Miyumis bed*yup i didski.
Miyumi:thankx let me get dressed i have a surprize for you.
Me:O//O meow?
Miyumi:*gets dressed comes out and jumps on Kouga/Me*
Me:what the fruit.
Miyumi:shhh*runs hand throug Kougas hair*
Me:i dont see why i have to be quite no ones her but us.
Miyumi:yeah your right.*lays head on kougas chest*
Me:*holds Miyumi close*hmmm
Miyumi:kouga make love to me.
Me:you want me to what?!
Miyumi:you herd me!
Me:O//O
Miyumi:c'on please.
Me:o..m..g.
Miyumi:Kouga i know you'v been waiting for this day why are you hesitating!?
Me:well if you really want to then..alright.

(3 hours later asleep on the bed with Miyumi with noting on.what did you think i was gonna type what i di to her whare every one could see it im not that much of a perv!)
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Saturday, March 12, 2005

A new begining pt2
Me/Miyumi:*jumps in hot springs**leens up agenst rocks*
Miyumi:hmmm*plays with Kougas lynx ears*
Me:huh what the*purrs*
Miyumi:haha you sound like a little motter boat.
Me:o//o yeah i kinnda noticed that heh heh.*raps arm around Miyumi*
Miyumi:*stops and rests head on Kougas shoulder*hmmm the moon looks...holy cow it turned steel-blue like your eyes!
Me:grate googly moogly your right.omg
Miyumi:*jumps on kouga*hehe iv got you now.
Me:heh i dont think so*filps over*ha now i got you*makes out with Miyumi*
Miyumi:*brakes off*what time is it?
Me:hmmm*looks at watch*11:00.
Miyumi:holy cow i told Yumiko to come over lets go.
Me:huuuua ok.

(Miyumis house 11:05)

Me:wow we got here just in time Yumiko's already here.
Yumiko:about time what took you so long?
Miyumi:well excues me for haveing a good time.
Me:can we go inside now dont know what kinnda idiots gonna pop out of a bush.
Miyumi/Yumiko:hehe good point.
Miyumi:how ever your here to protect us so want to go for a walk*gives puppy dog eyes*
Me:i hate it when you do that ok
Miyumi/Yumiko:yay
Me:hey wanna here some thing funny?
Miyumi/Yumiko:m'kay
Me:this little kitty made his house of straw the wolf ate him.this little kitty bilt his house of sticks the wolf at him to.these little kittys bult the house of 300 pounds of reinforced cement and irro plating.they also built 5 sentry guns 2 galiting-gun placments and 3 sniper look outs the wolf ate led hewas prpbibly full any ways.

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Friday, March 11, 2005

   Begining of a new story
ok so i have desied to do this story thing so the only unrelated news would be....some thing intresting that happend so get used to it lol!!!!!
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Me:Hey Miyumi wait up!
Miyumi:Huh oh hey Kouga what do you want?
Me:Um I was wondering if you wanted to...um go out tonight or some thing?
Miyumi:YEAH I'D LOVE TO!Whare we going?
Me:Just a place i like to go at night.It's pritty cool theres a awsome view of the moon.Oh and bring your bikini or some thing to swim in k.
Miyumi:M'kay love you
Me:love you too so I'll pick you up at umm 8:00 k.
Miyumi:M'kay*kisses Kouga*See you at 8:00.
(Kougas house at 7:50)

Yahiko:Whare you going big bro?
Me:On a date with Miyumi.
Yahiko:EWWW A DATE!?!?!?!!!?GROSS!!!
Me:Ahhh SHUT UP THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD DONT NEED TO KNOW!!!
Older Sis:Hey what time you geting home???
Me:Umm some time tomarra night I'm staying over.Cause her parnts arnt home and i dont want any thing to happen to her.
Older Sis:Yeah sure..>.>perv
Me: I HERD THAT!!! *grabs keys to ATV*

(Miyumis house 8:00)

Me:*knoks on door*hey babe.
Miyumi:Hi Kouga*hugs* come in i'll
be ready in a few minuts i just have to find my two peace.
Me:M'kay i'll just sit here.
(5 minuts later)
Miyumi:k im ready to go Kouga.
Me:alrity then i'll..just..O//O wow you look hotter than usual to night.
Miyumi:thank you Kouga.hehe
Me:well then lets go shalt we.
Miyumi:hey tell me some thing kouga.
Me:what is it*starts up ATV*
Miyumi:umm do you just wanna be my bf just to get in bed with me.
Me:no *starts driveing down road*what ever gave you that idea?
Miyumi:Oh nothing just wondering.*raps arms around Kouga*
Me:hmmmm hey were here.
Miyumi:omg wow hot springs thats why you wanted me to ware this.
Me:well duh well i'll get mine on*takes off shirt and pants reveling tie-die trunks*
Miyumi:*takes off shirt and pants reviling tie-die two peace*
Me:omg...O//O
Miyumi:hehe whats a matter *raps arms a round kouga*hmmm?
Me:ummm>//< *thinks to self*must resist urge to squeze tits.
Miyumi:c'on ya know you want to big boy
Me:omg your just begging me to.aww damn i cant resist ok lets just get in the hot springs first.

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   uhggg when will they lern
They dont get it do they bunncha dumb ass's.well i was walking down the hall minding my own,and some idiot just desides to pick on erica.and it pissed me off so i said"Ok ass hole you want to pick on my friend im gonna beat your ass so its ehter step off or you you get sent to the hospital with almost all your bones broken."so he said "Fine fucker bring it!"so i punched him down the stares draged him by his feet up and down the stares broke his leg,arm 3 of his ribs and pounded his head in to the mable floor.And left him there and said "Whatcha think about that bitch?!?"
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Sunday, March 6, 2005

   stuped questions and snappy ansores!!
stuped questions
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If you take a oriental man and spin him around sevral times does he be come dissoriantated?

If 4 out of 5 ppl SUFFER from direia does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?

If love is blind why is langere so popular?

When cheese getts its picture takein what does it say?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it wasnt zigzag?

snappy ansores
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A lady picking throug the turkeys couldnt find one big enough to feed her famliy so she asked the stock boy if thees turkys get any bigger and he says"No mam there dead."
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A truck driver was on the high way and he sees a sign that says low bridge a head.Be for he knos it the bridge is in front of him and he gets stuck traffic is backed up for miles.a cop car drives up and the cop gets out of his car puts his hands on his hipps and says"Got your self stuck huh?"and the truck driver replys"No i was delivering this bridge and rann out of gas!"
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ok this acctualy happend to me and my older bro...ok so we were playing loud music haveing a party and some ppl called the copps and complaned after the 5th call a cop knoks on the door and says"I'm gonna rain on your parade!"and i say"Wow do i get a rainbow too?!?"
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Saturday, March 5, 2005

   Loved
me:*sitts on floor staring at the wall*
Sanyo:*wraps arms around me*whats wrong babe?
Me:nothing just thinking some thouts that i havent thunk in a wile.
Sanyo:what thougts?
Me:Some thing you wouldnt under stand.
Sanyo:What woudnt i under stand huh?
Me:It's just some thing that happend in the past..its not important...*looks at floor*
Sanyo:Kouga some times i wonder a bout you.
Me:dousnt every body wonder about the crazy person in your arms?
Sanyo:*giggles*yeah i guess...
*Sakura wallks in room catching us makeing out*
Sakura:Why dont you 2 take it out side?!?
Me:one its the middle of winter and two FYI ITS MY ROOM!!!!
Sakura:You know what I ment you basterd!*Sanyo slaps Sakura*
Me:laughing and rolling on the floor*hahahaha omg*stops laughing*
Shemp:whats going on in here!!
Me:Sakura called me a basterd and Sanyo beat the shit out of her.haha!
Shemp:Why you little whore!*comes at Sanyo with a flameing fist*
Me:HEY NO ONE CALLS MY GIRL FRIND A WHORE AND GETS A WAY WITH IT!!!DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!(a gigantic black fire dragon comes out of my arm and sends Shemp flying out of the ceiling.)
Me:Well gonna have to fix that.aculus reparo.

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Friday, March 4, 2005

   HAHA YOU GOT SERVED
So i was at Aarons and we were playing InuYasha a fuadle farie tale I was Koga and Aaron was Shesshomaru.It was a really close battle caus i was down to my last few hit points so was Aaron so i use my special attack whare i summon a pack of wolves and i killed Aaron.And he was like got damnit.and his sis said you got served.and it was so funny.then the other time i killed him with Kagome useing a aarow!yeah so that was funny.
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Thursday, March 3, 2005

   yeah whatever!!
Ho today was funny as hell i tells ya erica bitch slaped sphen!and my jaw droped!i said what was that 4 and she sais he was picking on me so siad HE WHAT so i punch him smack dab in the middle of his face!ya that was funny and o cours i didnt gett in trouble.so ya today was funnnnnnn heh heh!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2005

   O...M...G
well i just defeted all of the jak and daxter games and it turns out that damos is jaks father and jaks name reallly isint jak beleve it or not ITS MAR the creatore of the planets well amost every thing!!!and like omg the precursers are little fuzzy ottsles like daxter so when daxter thougt he was cursed he was actual blessed.i had thee bigest haret attack ever.like omg omg omg O...M...F...G!!!!!
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