Wednesday, December 14, 2005

   weeeee
Kouga:*Dominating Tyler at Super Mario Smash Bros Melee*

Tyler:DAMN DAMN DAMN SHIT FUCK DAMN YOU SUCK KOUGA!!!!!!

Kouga:If I suck why am I the one winning?

Tyler:SHIIIIIIIIIIT...FUCK!!!!!!!! I...lost....NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Miyumi:Shut the hell up!!!!!!!

Tyler:You shut up!

Kouga:*Hits him in the back of the head*

Tyler:Bite me Kouga!

Kouga:Ok*turns in tob a wolf and bites his arm and wont let go*

Tyler:DAMNIT LET GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!*shakes his arm makeing it worse*LET GO LET GO LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!

Miyumi:Kouga let go

Kouga:*Roles his eyes and lets go*

Tyler:*Looks at the puncture wounds on his arm* T_T *Sniff sniff*

Kouga:*Falls back laughing*
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Wednesday, December 7, 2005

Hey
Hey my Minions,Fans and Friends sorry i havent been posting as of late ive been out of ideas for the past few weeks soooo ahhhhh if you could gimme some ideas that would be awesome

~Much Thanks Kouga-Chan~
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Thursday, November 24, 2005

   ......................................................?
Ryoko:*floteing over Kouga*

Kouga:*asleep on his bed*

Miyumi:*walks in and sees*back off sister!*grabs her by her coller and drags her out*

Sasami:*laughing*

Ryoko:Shut up!

--some minutes later--

Sasami:Hey Miyumi whats up with Kouga-chan he hasnt woke up yet

Miyumi:Well he's lazy ass hell some times but hes so cute who cares!

Reoko:your telling me*Walks out of his room*

Miyumi:what did you do to MY Kouga!?!

Ryoko:Nothing...much X3

Miyumi:*bangs Ryokos head in to the floor..hard*

Ryoko:*knocked out*

Miyumi:*walks in the room*Kouga?

Kouga:*hog tied to the bed in a pair of boxers still asleep*

Miyumi:*shakes him*Kouga wake up!

Kouga:Nuhhh...huh?Why am i tied up???

Miyumi:Ill give you a clue Ryokos here.*unties him*

Kouga:Oh God what did you do to her?

Miyumi:I bashed her head in to the ground ^^

Kouga:you are the wierdest girl i have ever met...But I love you anyways ^^

Miyumi:Squeeee*hugs him*

Kouga:^^
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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

   Thanksgiveing
K-san:Hey who comeing over for thanks giveing dad?

Kouga:lemme see...Washu,Tenchi,Ryoko,Sasami,InuYasha, and ummm....Aiaka.

M-san/K-san:WHAT DID YOU INVITE THE WHOLE FUCKIN PLANIT!!!!!!!!!

Kouga:*Stairs*I'll pretend I didnt just hear that and let it slide...

--2 hours later--

Miyumi:Hey Tyler want me to play a joke on Kouga?

Tyler:like what kind of joke?

Miyumi:*whispers in his ear*

Tyler:oh thats evil but do it i wanna see his reaction i never got to see it the other two times!

Miyumi:*sits on his lap* Geuss what mister.

Kouga:huh?*looks over*

Miyumi:Im pregnet again..

Kouga:*places Miyumi off his lap then stands up and backs away*well happy thanks'friggen'giveing dad!*falls to the floor*

Miyumi:Oh my I think that was a little to much for him...good thing it was a joke!

-- another 2 hours later--

Kouga:*wakes up*Unhhh

Miyumi:Kouga?

Kouga:Hmmmm?

Miyumi:yah about earlyer that was a joke...

Kouga:*falls back*Oh thank god

Miyumi:Hey Mister I'd thought youd be happy that you'd have a nother kid!

Kouga:Well I would be but you see we have two kids so we might want to wait un till they move out of the house M'kay

Miyumi:Fine you win *lays on top of him*And speeking of thanksgiveing presents..

Kouga:I know follow me..

--3 hours later,yes again--

Kouga/Miyumi:*entangled in the sheets*

Tyler/Yumiko:AHHHHHH WHY!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, November 19, 2005

   More Bloopers yes I said more!
Yes more bloopers from the mind of the one and only Kouga Madden so If you dont like it to bad i didnt say you had to read it..lol jk ^^
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Miyumi:Kouga...Kouga....KOUGA!!!!!

Kouga:*walks in there bed room*Yes

Miyumi:Bout time I was calling you for a hour!

Kouga:I was out side!

Miyumi:well....*walks up to him*Why were you out side?

Kouga:Cause I didnt want to be in side...

Miyumi:Well next time tall me where you are so I dont worrie my ass off!
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2:Have any good freak outs lately?

Tyler:AHHH OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD!!!!!!

Kouga:what the fuck are you freaking out for?

Tyler:SO FUUUUCCCKKKIIIINNNGGG HHYYYYPPPEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!

Miyumi:*uses kougas tazer on him*

Tyler:*Falls to the floor twitching*

Kouga:*Bursts out laughing*
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Wyatt:Hi Miyumi whats up.

Miyumi:Nothing...stay away from me Wyatt Kouga will kill you.

Wyatt:What why do you think every time I say hi I'm going to do some thing?

Miyumi:cause you always do Jerk-Ass!

Kouga:*walks in to the room with a pair of pants and driping wet hair*

Miyumi:*stares at him drooling*

Wyatt:wtf..why are you drooling?*looks over*Awww mad whats so special about him?!?

Miyumi:Hes hot your not and on top of thet hes MY boy friend and Chi I know your stareing so cut it the hell out!

Kouga:*sits by Miyumi*

Miyumi:*licks the water of his chest*

Kouga:*blush*

Miyumi:Kougafollow me *Grabs his hand and pulls him to the bed room*

--5 Hours Later--

Miyumi/Kouga:*entangled in the sheets*

Yumiko:AWWWWW JESUS CRIST!!!!!
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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

   OMG ITS BLOOPERS!!!!!!
yes as the Title shows we as in me the one of 2 mane charictors and the creator of MegaTokyo 2.0 (Kouga)Will be useing all the ideas that i havent used on MT 2.0 in other words Bloopers yes i said Bloopers woo hoo!And Tyler my Co-creater and one of the bit yet one of frequently used charictors will be helping me by reading me through the origonal un-cut and un-editid story bits and at the end of the bloopers I will be giveing a specal thatnks to all the People on and off the Otaku ^^ so I hope you enjoy all the stupidity of these segments!

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1:Speak L33T

*on a plain to tokyo*

Kouga:D4 Pain (the pain)

Atendent:Sir do you need help?

Kouga:3y3 need joo 2 c4ll m4 d0c7or 4 meh pi11z 1 h4v3 b4d ch3s7 pai|\| (I need you to call my doctor for my pills I have bad chest pain)

Atendent:Im sorry? I dont under stand you!

Kouga:H3]p (help)

Atendend:Does any one speak L33T

Guy:Jo!

Atentent:O~O

2:In Tokyo...E3

Tyler:here we are Yumiko the E3 gameing Convention the heart of gameing!

Yumiko:Fun

Tyler:we should go to the Konami booth there showing the new Metal Gear!

Yumiko:Metal Gear?

Tyler:YEAH!and the main dude is my hero his names Solid Snake *stairs at i giant poster on the wall of Snake*

Yumiko:Do ALL your heros look like Mcguyver?

Tyler:there are no others!*walks up to the tickit stand*2 plz

Dude:sorry but you need to be a part of the press or a game disiner to get in.

Tyler:*stands there frozen in shock*

Dude:Is your friend ok?

Yumiko:Yeah hes just in shock

3:driveing on the left side.

Kouga/Dom/Tyler:*standing on the side wall in tokyo*

Dom:hey Kouga i got the new Metal Gear Solid game back at my house.

Kouga:Ohhh can i play it when we get there?

Dom:sure...

Kouga:YAY!!!! I thought id have to wait a month to play that game!

Tyler:whatever im going for a drink*trys tho cross the street and gets ran over by a bus*oww

Dom:Oh my i dont think your friend knows we drive on the left side of the street..you think hes ok?

Kouga:id be more worried about the bus.

Tyler:Medic!!

4:Ive been thinking

Tyler:Kouga I've been thinking

Kouga:Arent there laws against that.
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Monday, November 14, 2005

   if stupedity is bliss why arent you happy?
Kouga:*asleep on the couch again*

Miyumi:*pokes him*Are you alive?

Kouga:*turns over on his side*hemmmf

Yumiko:*throughs a shoe at him*wake the fuck up its 3:30

Kouga:*wakes up walks to the bath room and looks in the mirror*why the hell is there a shoe print on my face!

Yumiko:*cracks up*

Kouga:DAMNIT WOMAN I AUGHT TO PUT A SOCK IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!

Yumiko:*Cracks up more knowing hes only kidding*

Miyumi:Kouga calm down she was only trying to get you up silly!

Kouga:I was kidding about the sock!

Yumiko:Couldnt you tell that gezz Miyumi your marrid to the guy and cant even tell if hes kidding

Miyumi:Shut up

Kouga:*walks back out with a pair of pants on and driping wet hair*dont be so mean Yumiko haha just kiddin

Miyumi:*stair drool*

Kouga:*looks over at her* what?....What?...WHAT!!!!

Miymui:*looks away nothing*

Kouga:Riiiiiiiight....>.>

Yumiko:*roles her eyes*I sware thoughs two are so wierd
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Friday, November 11, 2005

   MOO!!!!!!!
Kouga:*siting on the couch softly playing his guitar to the melody of Feel Good Inc by the Gorillaz*

Tyler:wow i didnt know you had a talent...other than drawing....and being better in evey thing than me....T_T

Yumiko:*laughs*

Miyumi:Yah he seems to have that effect on almost every one.

Tyler:Why do you say almost?

Miyumi:Cause theres one thing hes never beaten me in...Halo2

Kouga:I wouldnt be so sure now babe I've goten waaaaaay better sence our last encounter ^^

Miyumi:Fine then Kouga prove to me you can beat me!

--2 hours later--

Tyler:and the score is Kouga 49 Miyumi....1....wait 1 that cant be right!!!!!!!!!!!

Miyumi:...its right gerrr...how the hell did you improve that much

Kouga:well sence Wyatt chaught our last 2 games on tape I wached them and realized you use the same COA (course of action) each time so I got your patern down pat so that i know where you are and when your gonna shot at the same exact time you do it so after realizing that its just timeing my ducking and doddging and hideing from you ^^

Miyumi:holy..shit i didnt think you;d be smart enough to figure that out so fast!

Wyatt:weaa thats what you get for thinking

Kouga:Wyatt did i say you could talk?

Wyatt:No

Miyumi:then shut

Kouga:the fuck

Miyumi:up

Chi:DAMN IT WHY CANT I FIGURE OUT WHY THEY CAN DO THAT!!!!!

Kouga:I can tell you

Chi:yay *sits in front of him*

Kouga:....

Chi:well arent you gonna tell me?

Kouga: i said i COULD i didnt say i WOULD.

Miyumi:*falls on the floor laughing*
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Tuesday, November 8, 2005

   Theres a wolf in the closet
Kouga:*asleap on the couch*

Miyumi:*siting on the floor watching him*....hes so cute when hes a sleap*rubs his wolf ears*

Kouga:*wakes up*hi ^^ *yawn sits up*

Miyumi:Oh sorry did i wake you up?

Kouga:No..well yah but i've been asleap for 2 hours any way *yawn*

Miyumi:*pets him*

Kouga:*smile*

Yumiko:Hey guys whats up

Miyumi:Nothing

Kouga:At all

Chi:THEY DID IT AGAIN!!!

Miyumi:did what

Kouga:again?

Chi:THAT!

Kouga:I have no

Miyumi:what your talking

Kouga:about

Chi:....i hate you two

Miyumi:We

Kouga:know

Wyatt:........*stairs at Miyumi*

Kouga:Wyatt dont even think about it

Wyatt:Shut up...Miyumis a slut any way.

Kouga:*stands up* First of you have no fuckin right to call Miyumi a slut and secont of all shut the fuck up and sit down.

Wyatt:MAKE ME!!!

Kouga:You really wnt me too.

Wyatt:no....

Kouga:thats what i thought.

Wyatt:shut up...

Kouga:*stands over him sence hes shorter than me*Wyatt

Wyatt:what

Kouga:*looks down* dont make me come down there!

Miyumi:*giggle*

Wyatt:feh!*walks off in a huff*
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Friday, November 4, 2005

   Chaaaaaaaa
Miyumi:fianly shes gone and you know what tht means mister!hehehe

Kouga:*sitting on the couch,looks over*Hmmm?

Miyumi:*jumps on him and lays her head on his chest*

Kouga:*wraps his arms around her*

Miyumi:Mmmm...warm....

Kouga:omg I hate spiders I saw one yesterday I hit it it fell to the ground and ran away I was like great....It knows what I look like....

Miyumi:*giggles*your so funny Kouga....But your my funny little boy...all mine!*rubs his chest*

Kouga:Yeah I'm all yours.
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