Thursday, November 3, 2005

   ....right....
--Beach Croft High--

Kouga:Cause your a retard!Oh crap every onecan har me I'm on the thing i talk in to and it projects my voice...i for get what is called ^^;

Miyumi:Sorry some times he for gets hes even on stage!

Kouga:hahaha...wait..HEY!

Miyumi:Just do your job Kouga.

Kouga:Oh right what was is again...oh yeah I'm supposed to be the person that does a whole bunch of funny stuff!

Miyumi:omg he rememberd!

*laughs*

Kouga:In any case hi ever one you all know me so theres no need for me to introduce my self.Heeeey, how’s it going? I’m not sure about the rest of you, but I’m tired of going into fast food restaurants and seeing little fat-kins approved menus!! Go fuck yourself with a fucking loaf of bread! Stop shoving this fat-kins thing in my face! When I go get fast food, I know its bad for me, but I don’t care, I like it, and I’m gonna eat it, I don’t wanna have to see signs, reminding me of, how bad of a diet I’m on.
“You’re not eating right, so we’re gonna have to put fat-kins approved menus on there for people who want to eat an alternative healthy lifestyle.”
You wanna eat an alternative healthy lifestyle? Grow some vegetables in your backyard, pick em, and eat em, and make your own damn salad! Stop cluttering up my fat filled menu, with your stupid low carb crap! Okay?
For all the dieting you people do, for all the makeovers and all that other crap that you people do to make yourselves all attractive…You’re all gonna grow old, you’re all gonna get wrinkles…And you will all, eventually die, so yeah, the super size fries aren’t good for you, but neither are the fucking pesticides in your salad alright. So, basically we’re all choosing how we’re gonna die, let me kill myself in peace, okay? You fucking controlling bastards!
These are the same type of people who spew out a fact sheet of everything that’s gonna go wrong with your body because you had to have the large fries. You know what? Next time someone tells you the health ramifications of the food you’re eating, why don’t you tell them about the health ramifications of you stabbing them in the throat? Maybe that’ll shut em up, and you can enjoy your meal.
And…shifting gears for a second…why is it that every time I’m watching a commercial for a movie; some fucking critic has to call it, “riveting”? “The film is riveting!” What the fuck does that mean? Riveting!? I don’t want riveting! Everything is riveting to these fucking critics! And I don’t give two shits if fucking…that fat bastard and that other guy, sticks his thumb up into the air! No one gives a shit if some dumb fat guy with glasses “approves, or disapproves, of a movie. Well, I thought the cinematography was quite interesting and”…Shut the fuck up!
Shut up, put your thumb down, and stop eating the popcorn! Let me watch the film first, before my head gets filled with this nonsensical critiquing from some body who just sat around his whole life, and watched movies in his house!
Just because you’ve seen everything, doesn’t mean you understand it. Shut…up!
This guy sticks his fucking thumb in the air like he’s fucking Caesar like his review means anything, to anybody, and God forbid if I come across somebody that says “well you know, they gave it two thumbs up” well you know what, here’s one finger up! Okay? I’m not going to see this movie with you! You fucking bastard! Cause then, you know, you go to see the movie with this fucker, and they come out, “huh, that thumb guy was right, the cinematography wasn’t so great.”
Yeah, okay, then you gotta kill him with a bucket of popcorn, and you know want ensues after that…police, broomsticks, it’s a whole ordeal, and you don’t need that!
I’m going to the movies by myself…leave me alone!
And if there’s fat-kins approved popcorn at the snack bar…I’m killing everyone!
Good Day To You!!!

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005

   FLCL
Kouga:*walks through the door with Haruko*

Miyumi:*taps her foot* Care to explain?

Kouga:oh umm this is my good friend Haruko ^^ sorry I didnt tell you I was Bringing her over ^^;

Haruko:Hi

Miyumi:hi....Kouga can I see you for a minut?...Alone!*walks in to the Kitchen

Kouga:*shrugs and folows her*

Miyumi:Listen here Mister I'm gonna tell you one time and one time only...If that crazy bitch gets any ideas about you I'll kill her got that mister!

Kouga:*nod* But what makes you think shes gonna even do any thing?

Miyumi:she dresses like a slut...>.>

Kouga:are you jelous???

Miyumi:NO!!!!....yes *crys*

Kouga:*hugs and kisses her*Come on now you know thats not gonna happen...I'll prove it too you after she leaves k

Miyumi:...k babe...

--To Be continued--
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Monday, October 31, 2005

   HAPPY EFFIN HOLLOWEEN!!!
Miyumi:*playing X-Box*

Kouga:*eating Black Licorish*

Tyler:EWWW!!how can t\you eat that stuff!?!?!

Kouga:Umm i put it in my mouth chew it then swallow it...

Miyumi:*laughs her ass off*

Tyler:ha ha ha very funny ass hole.

--2 hours later--

Kouga:*working on a exploseve*

Yumiko:what are you doing?

Kouga:shhh one wrong move and this will explode

Yumiko:EXPLODE WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXPLODE!!!

Kouga:you know "boom"

Yumiko:*roles her eyes* your a pain Kouga

Kouga:I know but thats why every one loves me!

--the next day about 9:00--

Miyumi:*sitting on Kougas lap* I got the best seat in the house hehehe!!!!!!

Wyatt:I hate you Kouga...

Kouga:I Know!

--next morning--

Kouga:*asleep on the couch with Miyumi on top of him*

Yumiko:AWWW COME ON WE SIT THERE!!!!!
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Thursday, October 27, 2005

   ^^
Miyumi:lalala weeee

Kouga:umm wha?

Miyumi:nothing I'm just happy!

Wyatt:Its because I'm here isnt it ^^

Miyumi:Wyatt I an mever happy to see you!

Kouga:*falls on the floor laughing*

Wyatt:-_- WTF!!!

K-san:*running around*

Kouga:watch out for the!

K-san:*runs in to the wall*

Kouga:wall...-_- I give up!


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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

   Posty thing
Kouga:*drinking some thing in a bottle in a paper bag*meh

Tyler:O_O...omg

Kouga:what its soda

M-san/K-san:*laughing there asses off*

Tyler:*stares at him then walks off mumbleing* i hate you...

Kouga: I HERD THAT!!!

Tyler:damnit!

Miyumi:whats so funny?

Kouga:I was drinking soda and it was in a paper bag and he thought it was Beer.

Miyumi:haha...dumb ass..wait you dont drink do you?

Kouga:I drink but i dont get drunk.

Miyumi:oh...*stairs off in to space*

Kouga:ok what do you want?

Miyumi:*Hops on his lap and kisses him*

Kouga:umm guys go out side

K-san/M-san:*wakls out side*

Miyumi/Kouga:*makeing out*
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

   Stuffs
Kouga:*geting dressed*

Tyler:WHAT! your wareing a shirt...and a new one omg whats it say!?!

Kouga:It says "WHO are these kids and WHY are they calling me dad"

Tyler:omg hahahaha..so what are you geting dressed for?

Kouga:me and Miyumi are gonna see a movie

Tyler:What one?

Kouga:The Corps Bride! ^_^

Miyumi:you mean you actualy rememberd our date!

Kouga:well duh

Miyumi:yay!!*huggles and kisses him*

Kouga:ok lets go

--6 hours later--

Yumiko:whare have you two been it doesnt take 6 hours to watch a movie!!

Miyumi:the mall now shutup we'er going to bed

Yumiko:oh god!

--the next morning--

Kouga:mhnn..boy i slept good*stair*

Miyumi:*topless laying next to him*good morning darling

Kouga:heh now i remember what i did last night

Miyumi:*giggle*
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Monday, October 17, 2005

   Post thingy
Kouga:*laying on the couch*Nmhhh

K-san:Daddy?Its 3:30 in the after noon wakey wakey sleepy head

Miyumi:M-san leave Daddy alond he worked really hard last night

Wyatt:Ohhhh yeah he worked REALLY HARD last nigh

Miyumi:shut up Wyatt!K-san go out side

M-san:*walks out side*

Wyatt:Awww come on I herd you loud and clear last night!

Miyumi:*blush*shut up

Kouga:Wyatt shut the fuck up be for I fuckin kill you ya fat basterd your just mad cause it wasnt you in bed with her bitch!!!

Wyatt:Heh I'm not scared of you ya cant even move!!

Kouga:*gets up and walks over*What was that

Wyatt:I'll shut up now

Kouga:*pats his head*good dog
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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

   voodoo
Kouga:*messing around with some thing*

Tyler:whats that

Kouga:a voodoo doll

Tyler:*stairs at the books beside kouga*what are thoughs?

Kouga:Spell books and Voodoo books are you that stuped?

Miyumi:Obiously he is other wise he wouldnt be asking

Tyler:Kouga your morbid

Kouga:you laugh at me cause im differint...i laugh at you cause your all the same

Tyler:whos that voodoo doll of any ways?

Kouga:Miyumis mother..

Tyler:WHY!

Kouga:Cause I hate her with a great intensity *smile*

Tyler:*STAIRE*

Miyumi:*giggle
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

   COMP....FIXED.....YAY!!!!!
I got my comp fixed so im going to start posting my little story thingys again!
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Kouga:*in his lab biulding a persicom*

Tyler:whats that?!

Kouga:its a persicom

Tyler:you mean like on Chobits?

Kouga:ummm yeah...>>

Tyler:-_- i asked a stuped question huh?

Miyumi:yep! ^^

Tyler:hey that percicom looks exactly like one of the charicters umm whats er face!

Kouga:you mean chi?

Tyler:YEAH!hey...your doing that to piss me off arent you!

Kouga:yes it gives me great pleasuer in haveing things you cant (sarcasem)

Tyler:Jerk off*walks away*

Miyumi:*giggle*Umm Kouga..you arent going to spend the rest of the day in here are you?

Kouga:no why?

Miyumi:cause you need to spend time with me ya know!...I mean I'm special to you right *inocent look*

Kouga:yeah of corse you are*cuddles her*

Miyumi:then prove it mister!

--4 hours later--

Kouga:*asleap with Miyumi on top of him with the sheats over them*

Yumiko:How sickingly sweet...
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Sunday, October 9, 2005

   my comp is effin busted
hey i wont be able to post far a wile im usen my friends comp cause mines fucking busted now
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