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myOtaku.com: Wolfie18


Wednesday, February 23, 2005

   i dont get head aches i caus them..for so they say
me:*runnig down hall like a idiot*
*bumps in to guy with gun*hihihi whats the gun 4 are youa assasen???
assasin:you kno to much!!!*shoots me in the head*
me:hahaha it only went throug my head hahaha!!!!
assasin:what the heck that should have killed you.
me:well for one i cant be killed and two i swiched your reall gun with a squert gun.
assain:umm holy shit!!!
me:and now you must die hamekamehamehaaaa ha your obliterated
...................................
now 4 some jokes...
so a blond walks in to a police station and asks 4 a job the officer asks him so questions
officer:whats 2+2
blond:ummm 4
oficer:whats the quare root of 100
blond:ummm 10
oficer:good now who killed aberaham linkoiln.
blond:ummm i dont kno
officer:well go home and think and come back to marro
so she gos home and calls one of her freinds who asks if she got the job or not and she exitingly repliys"Not only did i get the job im already working on a murder case!!!........
an asian man walks in to a NY curancy exchange with 2000 yen he resives $72.00 the next day the same asian man exchanges $66.00
he does not under stand why he receves less munny and he says"why less munny when same 2000 yin"she replys"Fluctuasions"as he prpares to leave he turns around and says "fluck you americans too!!!"
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