Monday, May 22, 2006

   ONE HELL OF A DAY!!
MAN, guys are not going to believe what happened to me today. I was walking home from a thrift store having purchased a new fishing knife. as I walked home I decided to occupy myself by cutting weeds and branches that we're sticking into the path with my new knife. Well little did I know that was a really bad idea because as I was walking apparently some lady driving by some the waving a knife and well she must have thought I a deranged crazy man and call the cops. are that time I had no idea she had done that and about ten minutes later I hear a siren behind me antelope was set this cop jumps out of the car and tells me to put my hands behind my head and well I kind of panicked and has taken for a second. well I guess he must have taken that hesitation seriously because the next thing I know he's got his gun pointed at my head and tells me to get on the ground and put my hands behind my back,so I did so and the next thing I know he's on top of me and I'm in cufs and he searching the head to toe and telling me I have the right remain silent and anything I say can and will be held against me in a court of law. At this point I'm thinking what the F@#%$ing HELL is going on are they going to book me? What the heck is my mom going to say when she finds out and Oh GOD I've got blood on my close from fishing yesterday and I had a bloody nose and there probably going to think I'm Bernard somebody because of the blood! Eventually after another cop arrived they have me get to my feet and slammed the against the back of the copcar and start asking questions like why the heck was I swinging a knife around and I shaking badly I explained that I had just bought it from a thrift store and I was just cutting branches out of the way up the path and the cop just gumble something to the other one and they continue questioning me. After about ten minutes of this they toss me in the back of the car where if it wasn't for sure enough having all this going on the cops freaking radio is blurring of rap song called I'm a convicted felon. talk about insult to injury and the next song that came on was I've got blood on my close and the whole time I'm thinking WTFG are they going to do with me. about ten maybe twenty minutes later they opened the door to the car and have me get out and they tell me they're going to let me go and I'm lucky they are not pushing charges like asult with a deadly weapon for waiving the knife and concealment of a deadly weapon for accidentally putting my hand behind my back before I drop the knife. I mean good GOD they were going to prosecute me as serious criminal, but they told me if I take the knife which was 100ft. in front of the car and step on it and bandit out of commission or break it and then tossed it into the woods they would let me go. So I walked over disabled the night and tossed it into the woods and with my bag of belongings they had taken from the during the search I continued home without looking back and swearing under my breath. so I guess the lesson here is the next time I buy a knife and I'm walking home with it it those into a backpack I'll bring with me and it doesn't come out till I get home.
I think you all for letting me rent about my crazy day and on a good note here's what happens the rest of the weekend well as Sunday already in the weekend is over and I have to go back to school tomorrow(heavy sigh) but at least I only have a couple more weeks left to the 22nd of June and I'm free for the summer. well as far as how my weekend went I'd say it was OK but mostly average. I fished most of the day yesterday after getting up at noon because I'd stayed up till 3:30am the night before watching what else ANIME. had any rate I managed to catch a Ratfish and boy are they ugly suckers and you can't do anything with them but let them go. I hope everyone else is weekend whent well and ya by finally finished watching Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi And I'd have to say that serious is for you if you like stuff like FLCL, Because this series is totally crazy and unbelievably strange but it's a riot (check fractured funny bone) so there's my weekend for you and I'll see you all tomorrow.
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