Wednesday, June 14, 2006

screw driving!
today was the first day of drivers ed. first off it was raining becasue of the hurricane so there was flash flood warnings everywhere. and then me and hattie did't even get into the same class! we never get in any of the same classes.

My teacher was old and hattie's neighbor who she says is mean. I just couldn't stop staring at his pants (not that way pervs!) they were over his waist and this belt was to tight and of corse I was in the first row so I had to see it all 3 hours long. I jetted out of that class.

We went to a noodle bar and I got chicken udon my fav!^^ day good again! then we went to hattie's house and made scones, and watched school of rock. how can 10 year olds play as good as perfessionals?! that drummer kid was good.

In the driveway I glomped hattie but right before I was about to jump on her back she turns around and I smack right onto her and we almost fall over! it would of worked to!>_<

nothing left to say excpet I will crash and burn in drivers ed and I don't want to wake up at 7 towmorrow! to early for summer! ok ja!
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

must be a miracle
today I was looking at the paper and I found out that I think durham is getting better. our crime rate has dropped by 5%. while cary has gained 41%. go durham!

I thought for sure that after the whole duke lacrosse thing(they made it sound as if we were in a racial war!) no one would ever come near here ever again. not that they don't already try to advoid this place. everytime I tell someone that I live in durham it never fails that they have to ask the question "have you been shot yet?" no, but I've been shot AT! lol! or that on the front page news there is always something about some one getting shot.(I really need to get out of this town)

so I think that the goverment is finally doing something besides going to schools to visit kids and give them free basketballs. that happened once in 8th grade. Hattie, Gar, and me had to watch the goverment come out of no where in our class room then we had to write a poem about it.

Last nite I showed hattie some antic cafe. we both agree that miku is the cutest. but she really liked teruki. we also discovered that must of the jrockers in drag are guitarist. just look at aya, mana, and then there is bou.O_o

Now my brother is home, so I have to go back to being a sister rather then an only child and share the computer. drivers ed is towmorrow so i have to go and get packed!

~ja!



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Monday, June 12, 2006

   today I was so sugar high
today my mom had to run some errands so it started with me and hattie going out to breakfast at cracker barrel. we sat by the window and stared like O_O out at all the people. the first lady didn't even realize she just kept on walking. the second was a women with her 2 children. she was walking by slowly and when she walked by she just stared at us right before she was getting ready to sit down in one of the rocking chairs but she got scared and stood up really fast, grabbed her kids hand and moved down a few chairs. On the way out they were coming in, that was an akward moment.

Next we went to pick up bunny and went to target. us 3 shot off to the toy section, there me and hattie took these huge balls and started to play dodge ball with them and bouncing them all over the toy section. we hunted down bunny(I dont think she wanted us to find her, were an embarassment to her) while singing spy music, and went to the shoe section.

There we tried on the shoe's with the biggest and most narrowist heel and walked around acting like the desspart house wives. Hattie was trying to find some shoes so I walked around one aisle over and found one of those pink tacky plastic rubber shoes (can't think of the name)and said "here you go Hattie" and throw it over the aisle and hit bunny right in the head with it!

We saw some tea pots and set up a tea party in the middle of the aisle and just sat there pretending to have a tea party. that is when hattie found out that she had lost her snap on her purse *le gasp!* so we went to the grocery section and I took a box of rice kripies and asked hattie if this was her snap pointing to the snap guy on the box. Sadly if wasn't, turns out it was mister clean O_o

We went back to the toy section playing with a giant frisbee in the middle of the aisle and then we spotted the pool noodles and started to hit each other with them and rode off on them like horses to find bunny who once again escaped. we went to the figure section and used animal figureens and acted like they were diru, kyo was a penguin and tochi a donkey scrwed teeth!XD lol

We tried on hats and this big tacky lookng jewlery and I asked evie if I looked cheap and tacky yet she said yes, what an insult! trying on cowboy hats I said we should be in the cast of brook back mountain, the girl version!

On the way out bunny was pushing the cart really slow so I took it and ran with it the whole way to the car and then crashed the cart into the car. then I had to run it all the way to the cart return.

then we went to roses, and did pretty much all the same stuff, one guy went up to hattie and said she should play basketball (she's 6-3) and then walked away laughing. wtf? just because she is talll does not mean that she play bascketball people!

we looked at all the granny pannies there saying bunny shoud get and pair then we went to the game where there's the claw and you drop it and get stuff that you never really get and you blow out all your money, well that's what we did and didn't get anything, go figure.

on the way home, we started to sing when 'I grow up' by garbage in each other's faces on the ba ba ba parts. then went for a bike ride after checking up on the neglected dogs across the street. turns out the lady was there the whole time and got really frightened we told her we were only playing with the dogs. she was like ok well tell me if anything is wrong. um, only that you are neglecting your dogs, no everyting is just fine, bitch! I'm acting to much like shinya now.

we watched hamtoro out of boredom, I can't believe we used to watch that show, but he's so cute!^_^

before hattie was leaving we were throwing a frisbee in my tree covered yard. so I told john, hatties step dad that I was going to throw it through the trees to him. I did it! but then it landed on the roof and still there.XD lmfao!

Well that was kind of a long post and I hope that yall have a good nite

~ja!




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Sunday, June 11, 2006

a day in a hick town
today i had to go to sanford which is like this really hick town. I was tupid enough to wear bondage pants there. bondage pants+ hick town= burn the witch.

so yeah I got lots of stares. I was at golden corral becasue I was forces there and this one guy and his like 5 year old daughter kept on looking at me, and everytime I got close to them he would grab onto her and drag her a little bit father away from me. Every tiem the gilr would look up I would just stare at her. it is fun scaring people. you could jsut tell the whoel town was just itching to drag me to a church and pour holy water all over me. I don't need jeusu people I already have him thank you very much!

when we got back from lunch me my mom and hunter all played a game of PIG. my brother was passing me the basketball and it hit off the basketball pole and hit me right in the face. gosh darnit that hurt! Then I was sitting on the picnic tables that are out here in the yard at the school where we are and hunter had made a goal so I decided that I would stand on the table to cheer him on like a good sister I am supposed to be. So I jump up on the table real quick and hit my head on a pine tree branch which is right over the table. Once again gosh darnit that hurt!>_< then I got my head stuck on the branch. If my family didn't think I was mentally challanged to begin with, they do now. =__=;

Later that day on the phone I was talking to a amanda with her sister who is like 8. They got onto an argument about how her crush is all ugly and her children will be ugly. I just listened because it was to entertaining not to. I started to talk about her hampster taht she lost under her bed along with her math book that she still has not turned in. what does that girl not got under her bed? I wonder how the hampster is...

Then I took a walk out in a lightening storm (like I said I'm not mental) and took a flashlight and started to act out blare witch while shining the flashlight in the people's windows. not that te would notice they are all to old and are part blind and deaf in my neighborhood. there are no kids in my neighbor hood what so ever, I get bored what can I say.

That pretty much ends my day so now I am getting to bed ja!
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Saturday, June 10, 2006

I am not suit to be a mother
Yesterday was slightly boring. I woke up early and went out to breakfast with my mother. she was showing withdrawl sentoms of not getting enough coffee. we were listening to my korn cd and she started to bang on the radio when the song got distorted saying that the sound was messed up and she knows the song was supposed to like that. I could only stare at her for a long time.

Later that night after watching what not to wear I went on a walk. there was a rabbit so of corse me being retarded I started to chase after it into this other persons yard I lost it behind a car so a gave up, until I saw another one. It was a fun game, I like to chase rabbits I have decided.

today I had to go to my cousins graduations party with her boyfriend and his sisters. I usually don't like goign becasue she is a preppy blonde cheerleader with a preppy conservative boyfriend. The exact opposide of me. but I went because I was forced and watched austion powers with them. been to long since I have seen that movie, baby. ^^

ON the way home I realized that gabe was teling my there is an anime store that is now in town so I went by but of corse it was closed I will have to go back soon, all I could see was an inuyasha wall scroll and some manga.

Made dinner for the family (curry chicken) they said they liked it and and I thought it was good, something new to add on the acheivments board.

I took the leftovers to the neighbors who I baby sit for. of corse when I walk over I have to baby sit. First the little boy, jake started to take off my shoes sayign that these needed to be removed, he couldn't take them off so I did then he was trying to take off my knee high stockings I was wearing. that was entertainign to watch. he jsut gave up saying to keep them on. we went outside to catch lighening bugs but there really weren't any so we ended up playing soccer/football with a blowup punching bag in a feild that is next door. Rachel got the idea to play whack a mole and tackled me to the ground hitting me with the thing. while jake was hitting her with a stick to let me go, Emma just kept on tryin to catch fireflys, help.

so I got off the ground and we started to play as they called it, samurai where they took 3 bamboo poles and started to fight with them. I am a safe babysitter can't you tell. I sat there and laughed the whole time.then emma was a princess and me and rachel had to save her from jake. Rachel got her first while I was getting the krap beat out of me by a 3 year old. that is sad on my part.

THen we started dancing me and rachel to the tango and doign all these other weird dances while Jake was hitting the roof with the stick to get spiders down so he could kill it. seriouly they got in a fight on who was going to kill the innocent spider. Before I was leaving jake was running around the room to go get a bath so he took off his diaper and started to run around the room, that was my good bye from them.

That is all that really happened I am having a boring weekend so far and a boring summer. maybe when drivers ed starts there will be more to write about. I have to go my mom want to to look up this site for her I still need to get her a b-day gift.


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Friday, June 9, 2006

Last day of school
today was a day that I like to call "THE LAST FUCKING DAY OF SCHOOL!!" so yeah as you can tell no more school for me! until drivers ed which i will fail miserbly. and it is sad if you can't pass drivers ed.

This morning we walked to the mob and was greeted by the usual group of people. until that is we saw thunderstorm on the roof climbing down off a tree from the roof. he was throwing rocks at people's heads but we missed it all gosh darnit!

Well this mornign was intresting. I had my health exam and we all know that health is one of those crazy classes where you do pretty much what ever you want. the test took like an hour so we had 1 1/2 hours left in the class. so we watched remember the titans since it had to do with football all the movies we watch in there are on football... I now hate football more then I did before. we have in our class this really loud black girl that has to say something about everyting she even called my maryln mansion because I had just dyed my hair purple. I don't look anyting like marlyn mansion! I don't have a chalky white butt, deformed eyes, and I didn't remove my dick, I dont' even have a dick! so there I am not like that guy! I'm not even a guy!

well anyway she was going around and the room, no clue what she was doing because I was dying of boredom watching the movie while trying to type in my cell number in kim's phone. but as far as I can tell she stole this dude's vibrator then ran around the room singing "I got your sex toy!" but then the coach took it and went back to his computer looking at porn or whatever else he does on his computer looking so contently at it... I wonder.

Then the same girl took her friends blanket and tyed it around her neck like a cape and ran out of the room running up and down the hall. I swear this girl has got to be ADD/ADHD she has less of an attention span then miyavi and that is hard to beat. and may I say this girl is not in anyway mentally retarded. Wait there is more of this pointless drabble, I then got hit in the head with a piece of paper so I through it back somewhere in the back of the room hope I hit the right person becasue I couldn't see a thing in that classroom.


The math test sucked nothing happened in that class except that afterwards this dude took a whip he made and hit people in the head with it. I want one! >_<

After that it was time to say bye to everyone so sad but half of those people I will not miss. jk. Robert came up to tj and started to grope his moob while I was explaining how I lost james number like 3 times after he has given it to me (I throw them away hehe) after that I just left with hattie off to the land of freedom. which isn't much. when I got home my neighbor left their dog's out again so me and hattie had to get them back the yard which she just got out of again. I think I will call the police or something they neglect those dogs I feel so bad for them. ;_;

I went to a cookout that hattie was hosting while waiting we watched the dir en grey dvd. They are so much fun to laugh at just the things they do. Like kyo touching that guy's butt in the beginning. then we went up to her room and played freedom fighters really loud. it fit the occasion. This little boy came over he was 13 and he took over the computer to look at myspace. now I have nothing against myspace but this boy had to look at every little detail (and his profile was a lie to) and every graphic. then he had to make his mom one. In the mean time hattie and me wanted to watch 'The nightmare before christmas'. so instead while we waited we went back upstairs just to be anti social and looked at a dictionary for entertaiment. If I haven't mentioned before we both are easily entertained. we looked up the letter g and q then we happened to stumble onto the word puss. turns out it is actually your face and mouth. so I asked hattie if she wanted to touch my pussy and it is warm and wet because we are pervs like that.XD

and oh no it does not stop there when I came home their was like a new dish washer, a chipmunk destroyed our old one by living in it for like 3 weeks. did I mention that I am not a red neck or a tree hugger? it was my cat I swear! I don't raise chipmunks in my house! anyway so I have to clean up after it, after sal (said cat) finally ate it. ok now I am done! super tired. ja!

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Wednesday, June 7, 2006

the finals are here!
well not much happened today except that we did the finals finally. today it was 1st and 2nd. In my first period it was really boring and to early in the morning. but I will kind of miss the teacher since she was so unstrict and let us do what we wanted. she also got us all bojangles so that deserves her a 'god bless her'. that test was really easy and now I am fully capable to take care of a child. OH that reminds me yesterday chipmunk was walking around the gym and was showing everyone a condom that she had! XD it was hilarious and on it is said don't get knocked up. the funny part being coach blow told her to pass it around to everyone. isn't that messed up!? XD

The second test was kind of hard but I did my usual tactic of guess C on all the answers you don't know. so I did. now I just hope that i pass, I do not want to be back in that class.

After the 2nd test we all went on the internet even though she said not to but we all do anyway XD me, jakee, and micheal all looked at cars and jakee told us that she would have to drive her mother's college car to school poor dear ;_; and she said that it was egg shaped that would definally make the yearbook for worst car of the year. I started to tell them that I couldn't even drive a golf cart that when I drove my grandmothers out in a feild I hit the only tree out there! how sad it that!? micheal told me that I wouldn't pass drivers ed then. Thanks for the support then, just thanks from the bottom of my heart.

SO glad that towmorrow is the last day of school towmorrow. when the bell rang all the seniors went crazy some were acting like a buntch of drunks saying over and over again "finally after 4 years, 4 years" our school is on drugs. When I walk out there in the morning all these kids just come out of the woods stoned. It looks like they jsut got back from a feild trip, or a drug trip that is! XD I was even asked once in my science class if I wanted to buy some pot. "NO but you got any crack!?" lol XP

excited about towmorrow me and hattie are goign to watch dir en grey and laugh at their lives like all fangirls once in their lives do. OH and before I go, Look! I finally got an avatar! finally huh? ok well ja!
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006

happy 666!
ok well sorry that I haven't really updated not that anyone cares. my otaku is not really working until I found a way to fix it. which included pounding all over the modem. well it is the last real day and what a day it was. first it started in the mob (aka: the group outside of the school in the mornings that I am a proud member of) with my group of friends. yesterday we were talking about alarm clocks. Brittany was talking about how she woke up to her mom's alarm clock and had to walk into her mom's room to turn it off at 4:30 in the moring obviously. Poor dear... Then I started to talk about how my alarm clock is a pokemon alarm clock that every morning for like 3 times I have to hear "gotta catch them all, pokemon!!!" every morning... I don't want to catch anything except for some Z's so shut the fuck up!! I don't knwo how many times I have dropped that thing on the floor or punched it to shut it up.

Ok back to today, we were standing in a perfect circle and I put my bookbag in the middle and we all jsut started to kick it. no clue why! they said it is because they love me. thanks guys I am starting to feel the love. tori didn't kick it though becasue she said that she really loves me so now I love her the most in the group! jk

then in parenting class which I have the most hyper teacher in the morning, made us watch our school's prom dvd. it was ok except all the music on there was rap one of the music gernes I can't stand. But I did see lighning storm and justin. but lighning storm was so short that you couldn't see her in the crowd. I still don't think that your short, lightning! THen there were these other girls that were practically humping each other and of corse they were the most on camera (the camera man was a man go figure)

In 2nd period micheal and jakee were acting like they were goign to skip but jsut as the bell rang they came back. fakers! nothing much else happened much in that class.

In 3rd period we went up to the gym there I told lighnting storm that I saw her on the tape she said the whole time the camera man was stalkign her. RAPE get this man away from me! lol She drew this cute bog (bunny/dog) on my hand and I named it miyu becasue it looks just like miyu (shinya's dog)! but she said that chiyu would make a better name. so his name shall stay chiyu until I take my shower tonite and wash him off. Kim brought a camcorder to school and we started to take this stupid movie on high school. It was called " the big super movie" really orginal huh? and of corse cory and his dumbass self wrote it on the gym floor in permanent marker. I was laughing when it didn't come off me and gabe were like wait ago dumbass. lol we still love to you to some degree cory. I even wrote in his yearbook "thanks for the laugh at gym retard. jk still love ya rally"

Lunch was by far the most intresting. chickenleg brought in a boom box and started to play everybody dance now and cna't remember the song name one of the lines is OOhh you touch my talala uhh my ding ding dong" feel really dumb for not knowing. anyway so he played that and everyone was in a circle and all the guys started to break dance on a pizza box. it was funny to see when cementary break dance then land flat on his head then rolled over. I thought that was only possible in anime.

And that was really the end of the school day except for math where everyone hates the teacher and do things like keep talkign when she tells them to stop and put ketchep on her computer, sleep, and just walk out of class. so today they stole her teddy bear and some guy (dont' know how he got it) came out of nowhere and rolled it in the class room. she got all mad of corse and everyone just laughs at her like always. then they jsut put it in the microwave when they left. glad to be out of there. feel sorry for her though she is a really nice teacher the gangsters that are in the class just don't sit down and shut up.

I hope the seniors do a better prank this year beside the fishnet on the trees and the doors that was kind of pointless and now it is all over the trees and steps. Rob tried to choke me with it yesterday. he was just kidding around though right? >_>;

then me and my mom went for a walk while sitening to music (korn) on my headset it was funny becasue the bugs dn't go that far so we kept on tripping over each other. we got a lot of stares not like I don't already. I have way to many old people in this neighorhood. I have to get off becasue dad says to do so. god I hate him most of the time. he never stops bithing to me and just annoying me. he is such a yankee doddle.

~ja



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Sunday, June 4, 2006

diru!
ok well this is not really all about diru but I did just buy thier cd withering to death. it is awsome with all the screaming included. every time I go and ask the people at teh cd shop they don't understand what I am sayign at all. I always have to reapeat my self over and over until she understood I was saying WITHERING I it that hard to understand?

I went to hot topic and finally got some bondage pants as well as some more buttons to add to the collection that I have on my hat and pocket book. I got so many stares yesterday so like always I stood there and glared at them until they got looked the other way. It's fun to glare at people! ^_^

I got lazy yesterday and decided not to go to saturday academy I was jsut to tired and who really cares only 4 days of school left. I jsut hope my teacher doen't chew me out since I told her I was going.

Last day of anime club was on friday. we were told to dress up to Hattie, may-may, lightening storm, justin, gar somewhat, and me dressed up. everyone like our costumes. We watched howls moving castle really great movie my fav character was turnip head. I want one of those in my yard. ought to keep the chipmunks and foxes and wahtever else out in my big back yard away!

I now have to go finish up a 22 page worksheet packet that is due in 2 days. can I do it? NO I can't!

~ja
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

I laugh at all the people at my school
ok hi! well today not much happened. just that at lunch I hit a guy in the chest/shoulder area with a juice can. I will go ahead and say that no, I can not throw worth anyting there is a reason that I didn't sign up for the soft ball team. afterwards the guy that I was throwing the thing to kept laughing at me. it was a simple mistake anyone could of done. this is almost as bad as the time that I hit the mentally retarded guy with a soccerball. Not my fault he was running around the gym! and if you do that in our gym then yes, you will get hit in the head with a ball. so anywway the point of this is that I hope that now I don't get written up. that happened to corey once and he got written up and he hit the same guy. Although lots of people were cheering me on saying how much they hated the guy. I still feel bad I guess I really am a caring person. Who would of known?

Me, gar, and hattie possibly jake were supposed to go to a nine inch nail concert but gar still has not gotten the tickets and I have a feeling he will not make it. and he planned it!>_< death to him! so now I am trying to get them to go to the korn/diru concert that will be like only 30 mins. from us but of corse they all back out saying it is going to be suicide. but that's why it is fun!

OH yeah and another funny thing! my dad got the cd vidoe thing for my mom's b-day. so he put it on the computer and these 2 girls show up having sex! it was hillarious! I laugh at him just becasue it is fun. ok I have to go eat din din now!

~ja ne!


PS: Happy birthday bunny! after all of our years of our akward friendship and you using me for my manga collection I still love ya!
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