Tuesday, December 12, 2006

There is only 1 DDR
Music: girls not grey- afi

hey! I havne't a minute to spare to update. well I did but I just didn't feel like it. ok! I got facts to share with people! firstly they put fish genes in strawberries, bet you don't think they're cute now! I never understood why japanese thought strawberries were cute, the look fat and red...>_> maybe if you put a smiley face on it. And the other one is that if you rub someones knee it's 1/8 of an orgasm. I didn't really look this up I just so happened to hear someone say this. Really though if you do it it does feel kind of tingly!

That reminds me! I had to hear amber and Nasa ramble on about how they had a threesome but I won't go into detail I don't think I can look at them the same way. Details really weren't needed in that story. But that one led to stories about other people's sex life. Such a disturbing lunch but better then lunch with stalker john, this guy is seriously a rapist without the danger. He can limping up to hattie and me talking about how he got in a car crash and had internal bleeding at the moment. It's so obvious this guy lies about everything it's kind of sad really.

oh bless her heart but may-may got her purse stolen out of her car. The poor dear didn't think enough before going into work, leaving her purse in the car with the doors unlocked when she works across the street from the ghettos. Basicly everything was in there including her money and lisense. So this friday she is going to be getting a new lisence.

I mad a plant masterbate today! I pollenated itself. For some reason we had to disect plants in bio so I got bored and made it act inincest! it was fun but that's just because I'm ADD like that. I guess that's all I got to say. although I know I"m forgetting something everyone have a good nite!

~ja



how much more of a stoner can you get.
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Sunday, December 10, 2006

straightening your hair is like doing yoga. you can't do it without pulling something
Music: slide- plastic tree

babysitting was ok they almost knocked over the christmas tree but it was ok. I still dont think I get payed enough. Both of them were sick so I wouldnt' be surprised if I get sick the little boy was coughin on everything. We had fun, made christmas cards. I made a pyscho mana gingerbread man/women for hattie but then left it over there. Onder what they thought of it when they was it XD!

Went on the road trip with gar, hattie, and jazz. Got off on this random exit in this hick town that reminded me to much of sanford co. I remember those days you could tell they just wanted to yell out "burn the witch!" XD I'll never forget those days. anyway got lost then finally found our way back to the interstate exit. went to chai's noodle bar. I got udon! udon!! and saw the activity buses for the foot ball team there were heading to the state champion ship game. But we lost go figure. I mean this team has won 6 champion ship games in a row and have won 107 games in a row.

Finally all the projects and crap are done so maybe now I can get more free time. reading fanfic most likely! XD that's all I ever do in my free time!

~ja


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Saturday, December 9, 2006

who doesn't like to move it move it?
yatta I"m back! just haven't had anytime to update recently thanks to 2 essays and 3 projects that are due next week. So there won't be much happening this weekend of me.

okie so Thursday was cosplay club. Gar came in with a ruler in his pants, wonder what he was doing with that...>_> And may-may was there so it was entertaining. First off she went on about how it was raining and there was this lone tree outside so she hugged it so it would feel better >_> um then she heard a squirrel making noise in the tree and she wanted to save it. So to make her feel better me and her went outside to hug a tree that was in the court yard just to show how much we love the trees! ^^ Then she went on about how she bout a 300$ sword that was 200 pounds and about as big as her. But there was no use for it, when we asked her what she was going to do with it since she couldn't even lift it she said "well I can use it on my brother if he annoys me" ......We just grabbed anythign that we could find and threw it at her.XD lol!

omg our football team doesn't suck we made it to the state championship! SO there was a prep rally out in the 30 degrees weather. For some reason there was a chik fil et cow there. Got my face painted just because I love face paint.

blah I have to babysit now, then I"m going on a road trip thing with gar, hattie and jazz. but I will talk later. see ya!

~ja


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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

what the hell is with the STD's?!
good got there must be some type of STD explosion at our school! Everywhere there are fliers that say "fight aids" and I mean everywhere. On lockers (that would be kind of embarassing), bathrooms (wonder why? -_-), floor, and windows. These people really want to get their message across not to have sex. Well the health teacher was giving out condoms last year. That speaks a lot.

oie so today we pretty muchly pissed off our latin teacher by talking to much, bio teacher was stressing about the bench marks, and hattie's math teacher was hyperventilating to the guy that wrote in her workbook when not supposed to.
No only that but the whole school is PMSing again and lightening storm is angry at bettle again. So maymay and me were trying to fix that to no advail. I guess on a good note I know not to sit in the back of the class room now. There are some horny men in the back of the room if you get my drift ~_^

Gar is here so I have to go but I will have to type in more later. Oh and one last note some guys during the bench marks started to randomly yell "penis!" during the test. THe teacher jsut shook her head. I know she was dealing with a stoner what else are you going to do?

~ja

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Monday, December 4, 2006

omg I'm finished with my project!
I'm so cold right now! Not even a winter jacket is helping! okie I stop!^^ alright so gar and me went out to the mall to look for shoes for him, lots of people we knew there. Then we went to Pizza inn and saw may-may. I"m sorry but she's a little clueless. There's a guy she used to have a crush on and right after she said she used to like him he came up right behind her.

There was a party there with all these little kids, not a good place for both gar or may-may. First gar was attcking the kids and going up flirting with them (sicko!) he was playing around though. ^^ Then may-may stopped to talk to us and she was yelling out "yeah I fucked him twice! and he was huge to like an eight incher!" I could tell the parents wanted to get knives and kill us. Gar was helping either! He was trying to scare these 2 blonde kids in the booth next to us. But I"m not complaining got chocolate chip pizza out of it. To get a discount may-may said to tell the cashier we were cousins of hers. riiight. I seriouly don't think that girl is going to make it in teh world. But I still love her to death.

On the way back gar got us lost in the middle of no where. Whne we stopped at this gas station the clerk was stoned I swear. I didn't talk to him but from what gar was telling me he sounded it. we found our way back!

I was eating breakfast when all of the sudden I heard *step step clunk bunk!* (nice sound effects huh?) my dog had tripped on the steps again; and fell right on her face. So that was morning entertainment. Well that and Amber telling me she named her turtle magic leoploridon and said it was going to be laying eggs and it was a guy. And she may be going to boot camp since she missed so many days of school.

Thanks everyone that has been commenting I love ya lots! so I give you this vid that I randomly found by typing in random crap because when I typed in random shit nothing came up.




yet I'm still here.

~ja
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Sunday, December 3, 2006

only because I'm still alive
hello everyone! last nite I had to babysit and was to tired to post last nite so I'm posting now while I'm as bored as hell talking to my dog. Shinya! okie that was random to a degree.
But we do all know that shinya is an ALE (animal lover to the extreme)XD but we love him.

ok so I got my hair redyed to pink and black again so happy about that! was really getting tired of being called a blonde because of the blonde that was left in my hair. But while I was getting it done hattie came in! I didnt' even know she was getting her hair redone! It was such a shocker but she didn't hear me when I yelled out to her. That was so saddening.

Ok question! does anyone know if davey from AFI is gay/bi? because jade said he was straight but when you look at him the first thing that somes to mind is "he's gay" so I just dont' know. he looks really nice I want ot meet him!

So yeah, came home had to babysit and sit through 2 hours of Max and Ruby (kid show)but it was better then little bear. THat show is just a drug trip. There is a girl that talks to animals and thinks that her doll is talking to her. No wonder it's off the air now. That must be why the generation is so messed up now because we grew up on that. But I did get payed this time! I think gar and me are going to go to Pizza inn and see may-may working tonite.

~ja



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Friday, December 1, 2006

Then it feels good all over again
haha I just fed some food to my dog and she crawled over to it on her back! That was just a funny moment in my day as I sit here with no life. Gar forgot we were supposed to be going to pizza inn to see may-may I really wanted some chocolate chip pizza too! lol! I've been so hyper latley!

Ok so I'm back in B lunch and hating every minute of it, but today they blew up a condom adn threw it around, lizzy and hanna thought they were ice skating out on the soccer field (I didnt' have to heart to tell them they jsut looked retarded), and dancing on the bleachers took place. But it was raining out, don't really like the rain it's just to depressing to watch, and even worse a teacher died at out school today. But on a good note the teacher for the latin was gone and the sub didn't have a lesson plan so we jsut sat around the whole period.

Karebear is joining the cosplay club with her friends which is good! yes darrin finally got the cosplay club up so happy right now! even better hattie is the treasuer, may-may is the vice pres, and I'm the secutary, but I got got my job something with the fabric... >_> lol! so forgettful!

so now I'm having to work on a huge bio project and find a good lolita outfit so start making in the club for the convention. I think I'm going to go for a kimoto style lolita dress.

Anime was ok except GB kept on touching gar and trying to rape him behind me. THey could at least wait until I get the video camera (yaoi fangirl!) But I guess that was better then waht hattie and jazz had to deal with: thunderstrom. he kept looking over but that may of just of been because of gb raping gar.

OK so we all know james is a little ever protective of his sister but it got kind of out of hand. She asked this guy to pick her up and he got mad, because he doesn't allow a guy to touch his sister. He came back a few minutes later with a huge rock and flung it at chicken leg! It was pretty bad but worse for kiere having to have a brother like that. I feel so bad for her husband.

oh god we did it again we compared bra colors. I blame it on the cookie darrin gave us. because after wards we were yelling the hamtaro theme song, dancing and then I got a hold of a banna and said tetsu's fav line of :do you want to eat my bannna, then had to educate on how I guy makes it with another man to TJ. But it was all good.

This post is kind of long so I will stop it here see yall later!

~ja





these brought back good moments from hattie's house!




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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

you are my sunshine! you make me happy when skys are gray!
blah my bookbag is doing it again! It's being ghetto! Now not only is the zipper, material on the inside, and lost the zipper piece but the strap is breaking! Once that breaks then I'll have to go to wal mart or some other place I don't want to go to get a new bag! I really don't want to do that... XD and besides if I do bunny will jump me for shopping at wal mart, because they supposrt abortion. I still don't know how she got that idea! ^_^

yay! I had A lunch today! SO I got to eat with gar and hattie! The whole time we were trying to convince karebear she was emo, and jumping on hobo joe. It was so great! All there is to do in B lunch is to watch the garbage truck and jump out in front of cars. But for real, this one time a garbage truck was collecting the trash and everyone just stopped eating to gawk, not stare but gawk at the truck. lol XD!

lol! gar just went home! he was over trying to fix my fucked up computer but it didn't work, he made it worse! Then gar started to chat with hattie saying things like "I want to touch you" in my name! Hattie was just like wtf?! lol! I love hattie! I showed some diru clips and I think gar is really becoming a fan! XD I'm so proud of myself turning my friends to love cross dressing femmy men! XP

OMG! just found out that there are still some dir en grey tickets! the pre sale tickets went fast but there are still some left! we watned to get some and go to the georgia concert but I don't think that is going to happen. makes me sad but it's true. it sucks to live in NC sometimes. okei I"m off to work on some more damn projects.

~ja




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Monday, November 27, 2006

so much to say so little time!
hi to all! It's been a while since I"ve posted but I have reasons. First off my computer is being retarded again by not letting me have interent access. Then when the computer finally started to work I had to leave to west virginia to visit my gradn parents.

Ok so Tuesday I went to Jared's house and watched Independence day because he said I would be shunned from society if I don't watch it. SO I had to watch that while fighting off his little 6 inch dog for my hush puppies we got at cook out. That thing is evil! >:O Then he ate my milkshake straw! I was on the ground fighting that thing for it back before it choked. jared just looked at me then went back to the movie! XD lol probably looked kind of weird and abussive fighting the dog. Speaking of which Bunny stop with the animal abuse! I'm not trying ot be a member of PETA but seriously it needs to stop.

Speaking of movies! Gar, hattie, jazz and me went to see Happy feet! It's ok but the ending just kind of sucked and went by to fast. They were dancing and all of the sudden the people were like "I know what they are saying! They are saying they need food!" yeah usually when I see people dancing around I know what they want.

But of corse on the way to the movie's we saw Thunderstorm. That's because when ever you say the guy's name he will come, out of no where. The guy is like Beetle juice! You say his name 3 times and he appears! of course gar said it 6 times. Surprised he didn't show up at the movies. ONe time this girl was talking about him on the phone and he appeared at her window, then another time a girl was talking about him, 5 minutes later he showed up at the window by them. creepy!

Not much I can say about WV but the traffic was heavy, and the dog there was a total spaz. I think his name should of been spaz instead of chaz. one minute he would be sitting there then we would be spinning in circles.

OK back to today! nothign happened but jared just brought me over a milkshake so that was nice of him. At lunch the gangsters strike again. This time trying to shoo us away from OUR table that we've been sitting at for the whole year so I dont' know what the hell they were talking about it being their table. Getting really mad now. But I need to stop because this post is long enough. So catch yall later!

~ja







Just bringing some good PMSing vids for you!
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Monday, November 20, 2006

"Foot in the vigina!" - the worse part of a conversation to walk in on
hey to all! Latin teacher still isn't back and I"m as happy as hell! All we do in that class is talk, until the sub comes over. That guy is kind of cluless, first he only checks on us and then goes back to read his book. Meanwhile the whole class is talking and throwing things. Except the few workoholics in there. Once again they were arguing over something. Lately it has been the days of the week, and what chapter they are on in biology. Today they were comparing their projects that are due tomorrow in bio. I"m dreading it. I've never been good at class presentations I twitch a lot, Not like "kaoru a lot" but a good amount.

Stalker john ran me into a wall today because he thought it would be funny then thunderstorm is on crack or something. When I wen't to may-may to get my book right when I got there they hugged to I stepped aside. When he saw me he went "gasp!" then just started to wave. I"ve never talked to this guy I advoid him! But yet he waves. Gar says he's on track but he sucks ^^

Sorry I haven't got around to people's sites lately I've got 3 projects and a quiz to study for tonite so I guess the power of coffee (but I hate the stuff taste like bitter pond water!) SO I promise to get around to people's sites soon!

~ja


LOL! I used to have one of these! finally stuffed it into the closet until Bunny decided to take it XD love her for it!


who doesn't like to say fuck? XP but really thise guy over uses the word.
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