Thursday, October 19, 2006

Spazes, never know when they'll go off on you
Hiya! I"m bored and I have yet to update in awhile. I think I have burned all my brain cells on watching mini moni pv's. But their just so cute!

Well this week is spirit week and tomorrow is spirit day, I have no school sririt so I'm not going to dress is school colors. Purple is to much of a pimp color. It was fun though. On tuesday there were strippers (fake one our school isn't that bad) that had whips and were whacking people in the ass and body surfers that were body surfing down the hallway.

Wednsday was wackey tackey day the best day of all. And of corse what is more tackey then having a PSAT. I had to be crammed in teh cafiteria with Hannha the devil(hey she dressed like that today it really suited her to) that talked all through the test and the propter didn't give us enough time. Plus the whole placed smelled like chicken so I got really hungry, it was just bad. When I went to english we had to do this online essay thing, no one really did it lol! the teacher didn't even care if we did it or not.

Then today may-may's brother jimmy ran around the school in a penis suit he got from spensers and ran around the cafiteria until the principle tackled him! lol! The whole place was yelling "free willy!" It was funny but it happened in A lunch so I didn't get to see it happen. I want A lunch all the phychotic people are in that lunch.

He is now suspended for 3 days and the first thing the principle did was crack up saying how funny that was once they were in his office. Yet he suspended it! wtf? may-may is scared because her mom gets pretty angry so she stayed after school today. ^^ poor dear.

There was a tray of juice left outside by A lunch and the whole hive of bees was in it. SO smart person hit the tray and the whole sky turned black. Britt kept on hiding behind me.

I was a cat today for costume day with cat ears and I was going to wear my lolita dress but I think then I would just be asking for it. So I just stuck with cat ears. But just like the nurse idea, everyone did it. Muscle bob was wearing all spandex which was kind of disturbing on many levels! ^^

We are watching this horrible movie in english. It's this whore from the 17th centry and she borrowed money and has to pay it back and then she was going to sleep with this old guy that has a STD to get the money and acts like a slut to her husband saying "I'll do all kinds of tricks" and "I think you should choose what to make me wear ou have such good taste!" SLUT!

haha I have to go do many things that I know I won't get around to since I have just a bad attention span and will probably just watch werid vids on youtube mini moni is werid enough.

~ja


This comic is finally funny!






TO think I actually read these when I was little.
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

one little two little three little duckies!
blah I've got PSATs tomorrow. And it sucks I don't want to miss my first 2 classes and then have to cram tonite to makeup all of the work! But to make myslef feel better I am planning for wackey tackey day towmorrow it's going to be great plus it's Lexa's birthday! She's happy adn kept on telling us all through the class what she is going to do over the weekend. I think the most exciting thing to say in English this time is that Adam put a paper clip through his ear when I though you couldn't do that. But he did so I have been proved wrong not anything new though ^^

Finally I am done with one project!!! Now I just have that other huge one to do and I'll be free!

This morning everyone was abusing their privilges of being a friend by poking me and knocking me over, laughing at my bad balance. I can't help it if I have bad balance! I just do!

I was looking at cd covers while shopping for cheap affordable jrock and I realized something almost all of AnCafe cd's have candy on the cover. I know randomness but it's true. Okie I got to go I was trying to make this short I hope that worked for me.

~ja
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Monday, October 16, 2006

some drill a hole and then do it!
Yay finaly mO is working again! NO to much happened today except it is spirit week and today was ocupation day so I dressed as a nurse. No like the sexy, shot dress with fishnet, heels and a little hat. I mean like the baggy purple pants, shirt and ugly shoes.

Hattie's party was great but jazz couldn't come she got in trouble at the last minute like always. We jsut stayed up late making fun of this movie and talking about how if virgin mary is a virgin then how did she have jesus without having sex? Makes no sense not even Bunny helped and she studys the bible. Later on hattie and jenna made a sign that said "you will die in 7 1/2 days. Nice thing to wake up to.

I was supposed to be working on projects on Sunday but really I just rode around town with gar. He's got his won car so he can go anywhere. First we went to a park and just acted like retards like catipulting sticks off of see saws, then gar jumped on my back and of corse me and my bad balance fell over and hurt my ankle ><.

Then we went back to his house. On the way we ran off of the road becuase he was trying to look at my hair, he's never seen it in it's natral stage. There we just jumped on his tramling and went into this unstable treehouse he made. All in all it was just fun.

Brittney is back! She was at an insane amsilem (wow spelled that wrong) but it's sad because she didn't get a padded room ;_; I always wanted to go into one of those and jump around.

I know this was short but I have to work on that project and be done with it already. SO everyone have a good nite I'm not since the last voice I heard was my principle talking about some prep rally and listening to adams song which just makes me want to cry. All well see yall!

~ja


I found some of this kind of funny!


and the depressing song
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Saturday, October 14, 2006

counting duckweed takes joy out of life
ok I'm back sorry for not updating no time yesterday. I just want to start this off with say tha tmy english class is no meant to be in honors or that they are just to ADHD. One girl out of no where said "yeah, well you know how dogs will come up to you when your having a bad day, well rats do the same thing! My pet rat does that!" what the hell?! That had nothing to do with anything!

OK not that that little note is done on to nothing important! I have finally updated my myspace and added crazy ass asian to my friend list. ALex made a whole buntch of bees mad by stamping on them then throwing water one them making them sting about 4 people already. Crazy ass asian got stung today, jazz stung on her chest. It's like a remake of snakes on a plane just with bees and at a school.

In latin today the teacher made us stop the quiz we were taking and stood on her desk to sing opera. She makes me look bad! My only talent and she does it better then me! ;_; All of this over someone saying she couldn't sing. -_-

In Anime club GB blew up a condom and started to throw it around the room until robert came with a ruler and popped it. He broke the condom XD lol the whole class was laughing. Afterwards the janitor had to clean it up feel sorry for him it was lubricated and everything >_>

Gar did the unthinkable he dropped his phone like 20 feet from the air and nicked it up. I have never heard him cuss so much. wouldn't blame him it was a chocolate phone! what a fool! XD I like to laugh at my friends when they do dumb things! They do it to me to.

Finally today hattie and me got to see Bunny, and one of her friends who hardly talked. Went to home depot and ran around the store. I had to climb through a window display to get a glass from the other side on the other display. lol everyoen just laughed but really I needed a cup!

At the football game we had to sit on the side where all of the gangsters went ot school and we were going for the other our school, and we couldn't change seats because then we would have to pay another 5$ to get in. That was a waste of money, we didn't even stay for 30 minutes.

After that we just watched TV of whoes line is it anyways watching Richard simons dance around and hump all of the people on the show. It was laugh out loud hilarious! XD we were doubling over laughing. That guy is so gay it's obvious.

And now I'm home and having to work on those boring projects that i have to now type out. But towmorrow it Hattie's birthday party so more good times. Like out latin teacher on drugs says "this is your golden age!" then she gives up 20 pages of homework to do.

~ja
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

everything goes with pickles!
I just got back form taking a ride in gar's new car it's awesome and he got it for really cheap to! He was supposed to be getting a pizza for his family but he ACCIDENTLY got lost. We rode everywhere we went to bunny's and yelled for her to come out but no one came and only her dog came and started to bark so we jetted. Finally we got the pizza and just kind of talked the whole way.

Something funny actually happened today for me, well 2 things actually. First in my dumbass civics class that can't figure out 13+2 is could figure out the difference between a country and a continent. We were supposed to figure out what coutry we give the most money to. Everyone in that class said Africa. Justin said Egypt I looked at him and said "Egypt? there is no way that is right, your dumb" and of course right after I said that the teacher said it was Egypt. -__- I didn't hear the end of it.

THe teacher after that said that if he ever teaches world history then we will be sure to emphasize geography to know the difference between a country and a continet.

Then I was walking the dog and she came flying down the street when I called her the ran, tripped on her front paw and fell. I know I shouldn't of been laughing but that was just pricelees! Then she just stood in front of the neighbors car while he was trying to back out of his driveway. God I bet my neighbors hate me so bad, actually I already knew they do.

I have to work on a project now so bai bai everyoen have a good nite!

~ja
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Scrumpious!!
yay! I have reached a point of enlightment! I've reached 200 hits! Thanks everyoen for visiting and commenting (love comments!) and signing the GB.

Ok now that that is over with onto more important stuff! In latin hattie, gar and me got care bear and lina to join our group without the teacher's permission so she came out and started to yell at us saying she will kill us next time. Gar had her last year and whispered to me "she's serious" >_>

Biology I don't even want to get into. That class is hell inside of a hell.

Then English we had a test today so the class got to have A lunch! SO finally after a year hattie and me had the same lunch! Not to much happened though. Die didn't play his guitar and the bees were swarming, April got stung in the mouth >_< Joe and Gar got tackled by this cheerleader wannabe that flirts with every guy in that lunch, she's fucking annoying!

Darrin stole my Cure mag! But gave it back at the end of the day saying there were some scary pics on there. I asked blondie if he thought on of them was a girl of boy and of corse like all of the other suckers he thought it was a girl.

ON the way to civics may-may stopped me in the hall and asked "Am I a bad driver?" YES! no I couldn't tell her that, but she did crash into a mailbox because she was zonign out while driving.

In civics the teacher is coming back soon so all of the kids are mad. One kid got up and yelled "we ain't showing her no respect!" Then he pointed to this one gilr behind me and yelled "She's a hobo now! She trash, nowhere to go, living with her cousin!" The girl got emancipated ( I think I spelled that right, but you should know by now I can't spell worth shit) from her parents. I was to busy reading that sign on the VCR "In loving memory of Leon Sexton" I've see people get statues made of them and building and stuff but never a VCR. That is kind of sad if people remember you by a VCR.

OK I have to my dad is threatening me with internet privilges and I have 2 projects to wrk on so see yall! and thanks again *heart* everyone!

~ja ne (wow added a new word!)
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Monday, October 9, 2006

   horrayness!
yay! I am so happy. I had a good day I guess didn't get a concussion by britt today so it wasn't that bad and I got to talk to Mirella who I haven't seen in ages. Ouchie stole my assesories again and was running around just being a crazy ass asian that he is. But I am so happy, I got home and did the usual of beating the computer when it froze then rebooted it while ants fell on me while that was going on. I looked at my email, hattie called me something along the lines of marshmellow fluff.

Ok the point is that I got an email and it said hattie and me had won the 2nd place for the haiku contest for Purple sky magizine! SO I ws jumping around and tried to chat with hatiie said "ho shit you won't believe this!" Of corse she has a delayed reation adn 10 minutes alter she was like "what? -_-" So we are both happy.

I was looking at the rough draft at it the other nite and I was like "wow this is lame" But I guess is wasn't. Bet only 3 people signed up. But still 2nd place!

Ok enough of that. I got my ears periced again and I thought this week was spirit week. Glad I didn't dress in my mom's srub that would be pretty bad. Darrin says for occupation day (one of the lame days for spirit week) she's going to be a perfessional flasher lol! You got to love her! She makes me smile. Fuzzy was sad today though But never really found out why. So I jumped on his back and demanded a piggyback ride because I"m annoying like that.

After school We walked around art hall and found Phillip when crazy wiht the camera phone while spying on the marching band.

Civics was just a plain dumbass class because that is what it is. They couldn't figure out 13+2 everyone just sat there and looked at the teacher. Come on people, not that hard. The teacher just looked at us and said "peope come on, easy math!" lol! Then at the end of class I asked jared if he noticed anything different about me and he said I got my ears peirced, the answer I was looking for. Then I asked Conner and he said "you hair's lighter" I still don't understand what it is with guys it really isn't that hard. Only 2 guys guessed right.

This whole post has been nothing but drabble so I should go to work on yet another project the teacher has assigned. I think the teacher needs to get laid she's to stressed. OH yeah and just to a side note google bought YouTube. Add that to another thing on the list of things taht are going to take over the world. Walmart, starbucks and google.

~ja


Never really gave hattie a birthday gift! so happy birthday, that just so happens to be really late.


hehe trapped in a phone booth!


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Sunday, October 8, 2006

your just taco bell food!
hello! I"m baaack! anyway well I kind of have to make this short so I can study for some test I have towmorrow. Damn school, what's the point of test? And what is the point of testing kindergardeners?! They're to young to understand the point of test. I obviouly don't. ^^

Ok so the trip was great. If I wrote out everything that happened then it would just be to much, so it was good and that is all I'm going to say. OH and that if you live near a Carowinds then you should try out the scarowinds it's awesome, monsters included.

So Friday, thanks to my short term memory I don't remember much. Everyoen was having a weight lifting competion, I was the weight but I'm used to it they did it all last year and my brother uses me as a weight. THen we had to go to a electric slide tornement. Lexa a me didn't understand a thing that was going on but it was entertaining to see everyone try to dance. I used to do it in the middle of the road and almost got hit by a car and hattie just laughed but I have already stated this on this site ^^ so no detail needed. I guess the good thing is that I'm still alive ne? lol ok nothing was funny about that but I laugh at random all the time. Like in class I will be sitting there and just start laughing. I'm a dork :B

I got a Cure mag finally! I'm just kind of sad I can read it but still eye candy! I could get one earlier since our hot topic here is gay and doesn't sell them. SO in the car my mom and me played the game of guess the gender.

My brother is beating me up to get off the computer like seriously I was just on the ground, laughing of corse since I laugh even if I'm being beaten up because I'm, guess what? A Dork! lol

So I hope everyoen had a good weekend and i will try to get to everyone's site as soon as I can!

~ja


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Thursday, October 5, 2006

there are times you learn to laugh again
hello! um the ants are here and they won't go away. So I have been sitting here for like 20 minutes watching some ants just run in circles. It's entertaining. anyway on to better things. My day wasn't to much better, still fighting with my dad, late for first period because we were to busy stealing tori's new evanessance cd. It looks good, hattie said it's good.

Hattie is so lucky! She got to work today with my asian pimp! I got jealous. ok not really I don't know a thing about the guy and he never talks. But still got to love those silent types. I mean look at Adam he's anything bt innocent, and jared! It's always the silent types.

Today the first thing I saw as I walked out the building was an ambulance, the first thought to come to my head was "oh great someone ODed in the woods again. Everyone at my school does drugs and have sex in the woods. We're hormonly unbalanced teens ok! But it was just someone having trouble breathing. Know what that is like, got asthma myself got hospitalized for it once.

Then later after I came back from the preppy fancey spa just to get my eyebrows waxed off, an dfound that there was some women walking around with a gun. SHe wasn't even on campus, yet they brought out all of the police troops anyway. What is with all of the school shootings all of the suddne? Crazy. THen again it could just be this crappy hick town I live in where you either have got to be mexican or gangster to survive. I really trash my town on this site lol! ^^

Some kid in my civics class was offering to toutor this other guy because he did bad on something. The guy turned around and went "how are you going to toutor me when you haven't even passed the 9th grade!" and he just kept on saying that, later turned into an argument. lol! I love that class more and more. It still won't beat the time they thought Bill Clinton was the 1st president. that was just a laugh out loud moment.

Ok I have to get my shower and pack up I'm going out of town for the weekend so everyone have a good weekend!

~ja



I don't know why but when I first saw this I thought kyo was pole danceing. >_> I don't know why I guess the pole that is in fromt of him.
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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

one day in teletubbie land tinkie winkie decided to rape everyone
Music: dogs barking

howdy! that's how us southerns say hi! well no really at least around here. my dogs are barking at something outside probably deer. I feel bad though since we had to get so dead trees cut down, now the backyard looks really empty. On top of that I had a fight with my dad. SOme money was missing from my savings and I asked him if he took it sicne he's the only one with my number and he got in my face and started to cuss me out about not respecting him, wtf? so anyway we are not on speaking terms right now so i have holed myself down here because I can and the voices in my head are keeping my entertained.

So gar got his lisense, hattie couldn't get her permit since she didn't bring enough info and I'm just here with my pikachu pillow. and alarm clock. God I swear I hate that thing. Every mornign I wake up to "gotta catch them all, pokemon!!!" and that thing is hell fire loud to! I don't want to catch pokemon I just want to catch some Z's! >< I've had that thing since I was int eh thrid grade to. maybe by now it's a collectors idem and I can sell it!

We got to play with bubbles in biology! That was fun and reminded me of the timew when i used to eat bubbles, don't ask I was a disturbed child. I was watching sailor moon when i was 4 that's got to do something to your mind.

In lunch crazy_ass_asian drew in calligraphy "freedom" on my arm. It's pretty awesome, and britt wanted me to find her a cosplay outfit for spirit week. I can't wait for wacky tacky day that is my fav! I know that was a random note. But I can't find the outfit for her. Anyone know some good cosplay shops I would really appricate it! Otherwise the girl will kill me, she gave me a minor cocussion last time, no joke.

Alex isn't really good with girls and it shows. I jumped up and said "hey wanna cool gift?" he went over to a gardorade bottle that bees were mostleing and shook it up real hard then threw it at sqeaky. Poor sqeaky, he was getting raped by a bee. Once again I know that was random but hey just had to put that in.

IN civics we had to do a profile on what we would think the best congressman would be. SO a paired with jared, being really sugar high even though i really didnt' have any sugar at lucnch. I said for ours (jared wrote it down) 36, drop out of high school, harvard drop out, janator, hobo, librarian. that is my mand righ there! in this gehtto city that is about what it would be! THen we had to watch this really old boring movie. I want national treasure back! it was the only thing that kept out ADHD minds busy! I mean seriouly I don't think even disney could catch the attention of that class!

le god I just realized there are no lol's in this post. So: lol, lol, lmaf, LOLZ, lol. alright I'm finished! everyone have a good nite!

~ja


The internet is for porn! sounds like something mana say though!


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