Sunday, September 12, 2004

OMFG, an update?!?!111

What is happening here?! Wondershot actually updated?! There must be some kind of mistake! There has to be! This is the most nonsensical and unreasonable thing to happen on the face of this planet since a meterorite crashed into the planet kicking up a huge enough dust cloud to block out the sun for generation and freezing the planet itself! This can only mean one thing...the world is coming to an end!!!11 We all knew this was going to happen when I woke up this morning to find that the weather reports the previous day were completely erroneous and I would have to go on that damn mountain hike today, since it failed to rain on schedule! It became even more evident when I looked out at the town from the footpath up the mountain to see that the rest of the planet was slanted!! Next thing you know, pigs will grow wings and decide that it's time to take over the far less mobile and intellingent human species, since they weren't smart enough to evolve with wings! Next thing you know, someone in that White House is gonna push that "ULTIMATE PANIC BUTTON!!1!1" that we all know exists and the earth will implode into a benign ball of gas, starting the entire process from the new school building at my place, since it was obvious that the builders weren't stupid enough to make an 8 month job last over a year, and thus took the opportunity to slip WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION underneath my school!!! Now we are all gonna die and my school is gonna keep charging us 25 cents for a goddamn cup of coffee, and those now nuclear-charged flying pigs will crush us with their superior numbers, only faltering to the sheer inhumanity of charging a single Canadian quarter for a caffeine charged crap beverage! Now I have this knowledge, and soon the Canadian government ninjas are gonna break through my window and strangle me with my own pair of cargo pants since my government is too cheap to afford real wire! The secret will be gone...until the LASER POWERED nuclear flying pigs overthrow the government, since we know that they have been working in our government for the longest time, using the unbeatable might of the secret Canadian military to crush all the opposing forces before using their newfound brainwashing powers to force them to kill each other! The pigs will enslave us all! about to turn their full might on the world, until they all fall to the creuelty of knowing that a cup of coffee costs 25 cents!!! Phew, I was wondering how long I could keep that going. Today's OCRemix: "Brainsick Metal" Mega Man X Remix by Protricity At first, I couldn't really appreciate this mix, since I had begun falling out of the heavy guitar scene once I had stopped listening to my friend's old System Of A Down albums, and bought "100th Window" by Massive Attack. However, I had downloaded tihs mix out of pure curiosity, and found that it had been rather well done, with synth guitar that sounds good enough to be comparable to the real thing, wicked drum solos near the end, and features three of my favorite Mega Man X tracks, the stages of Spark Mandrill and Storm Eagle, as well as the highway opening stage. If you're a metal fan, appreciative of the pure artistry of complicated chords, unrealistically fast drum solos, and the above mentioned Mega Man X, you should try this mix. Anyway, the top section des seem like a test of my nonsensical writing skills, but it does actually mention a few things that happened this school year. Namely, the fact that the builders were supposed to build us a new student center by the end of the last school year, and they aren't even done now, and the fact that our new day student's locker room is only slightly larger than your average hotel room, definitely not enough to house the belongings of some 60 day students. Furthermore, we went on our annual hiking trip up the local mountain, which I believe scaled much faster this year, but was still way behind my friends, since I was still slow as hell. Lastly, footbal season began last year, and I already have all kinds of aches in my legs, to the point of pain beyond the necessity to climb stairs or sit down anywhere for the rest of my life (only slightly exaggerated). The most disturbing news came when we realized we'd have to pay for snacks at break time now, since they are usually served in the cafeteria, but I can't really find the energy to care, since I don't drink coffee (tastes like crap, usually too hot, and an unecessary overboost of caffeine, don't do coffee). You'll notice I used the phrase "overboost" above, because my newest concern is not my new school year, or how to deal with pain in my nether region, or even the outlandish prices of sugary treats and caffeinated water, but the newest Armored Core game coming out (or is it already out? Local stores never get the newest stuff.) The game is Armored Core: Nexus (or 4, for those of you counting), and features new controls (dual-analog, common in FPS) for those unfamilliar with the game, as well as an option for the old digital controls, made specifically for the piloting of these unusual robotic creations. Oh, and I had an interesting AIM talk with Mr. Shinmaru about an interesting comment he left on DDG's site, about his preference for a web domain name, being www.shinho.net, which he explained to me was an "inside joke". However, upon further investigation, we both simultaneously discovered that there was, in fact, already a shinho.net, it being the name of a Korean technology company, specializing in multimedia devices akin to Sony's. For this reason, I would like to credit Mr. Shinmaru with the creation of the ultimate inside joke, one so secretive, that not even he was in on it, Mr. Shinmaru deserves a medal for that kind of subconcious wit, even if he had absolutely nothing to do with his own humour, that's just how funny he is. Finally, I put up my Underground idea thread for my new RPG-in making: Senpai [PG-LV] I would greatly appreciate it if anyone would care to take a look at the idea, as I believe I mentioned it to a couple of people already. It would appear that the title failed to mention it was an RPG in the making, so if anyone who reads myO (probably a number too small to count) would like to say sometihng about my RPG, then you may do it here or there, or, since I feel like wishful thinking, both. Thank you all, and sleep tight, for the world will be gone when you awake. -WDS-

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