Monday, August 25, 2003

   The Conversation

For today, I think I'll put up the highlights of my conversation with my buddy Steve and his asian friend Duc. The conversation is pretty weird, and if you think you're weird, this should make you feel better... Vince: Hey dude, ever hear of "Love Hina"? Steve: Yeah! My mom was reading that once! It's a freaking hentai book! Vince: Seriously? Steve: Yeah! She was reading it at the store and I'm like "mom, what the hell are you doing?!" time passes... Vince: Yeah, you ever heard of yaoi? Steve: I'll ask...Hey Duc, what's yaoi mean? Duc: What Steve: Yaoi! Duc: Yaoi?...I think it means history or origin or the beginning of Japan or something... Vince: I think he's talking about yurei. Steve: Really? Vince: Yeah, yaoi is gay anime, yuri is lesbian anime. Steve: (to Duc) Yeah, remember that gril from SNK, Yuri? Her name means lesbian...hint hint... time passes... Vince: You know, I gotta put this in my Otaku site. Steve: Yeah, one of our goofball conversations, make those other weird people feel better, like they read this and say "what losers." Duc: Yeah, like the time you went out with that girl... Steve: Dude, that was a one time thing. Duc: Yeah, put her picture up on the net and ask: is this girl fat? Steve: Dude, he'd get sued. Duc: She just so...ugh, ugh ugh, ugh... Steve: She's too fat for words. Vince: too fat for language Steve: too fat for intelligence (Duc continues muttering incoherently in background.) Vince: too fat for motor skills. Steve: Yeah... Duc: Is she fat, super fat or... Steve: or uber-fat? Vince: (laughing, falling out of chair) Steve: dude, you've gotta say uber-fat! Vince: (laughing) Maybe I'll put this on the net after all! time passes...laughing... Vince: (still laughing) I'm spitting into my phone! time passes... Steve: Dude, I swear my cat is a ninja in training. Vince: really. Steve: yeah, I walk downstairs at night, then I stop, turn around, and there she is... She's petrified of us though. Vince: yeah..even though she could probably kill you if she wanted... time passes... Duc: There's a grave of a 17 year old girl here...very sad... Steve: It was a cat, dude. Duc: So, it was still a pretty tragic story, what difference does that make? Steve: It's still a cat! time passes... Steve: dude, I gotta go, we woke my dad up. Vince: ok, see ya... And now I'm here, putting up our phone conversation for all to see. If you think this is weird, try calling Steve when he's bored! Another day, another post... Another quote... "There's no place for you in this world. Die rebel!" -Huntress, AC3, you play a mission where she's your ally, but she turns on you near the end. It's a lot easier if you kill her while she's still your ally. -Won-daa-shot

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