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Tuesday, January 20, 2004


And now, for something completely different...
HOW TO LIVE IN CANADA
at least, according to me.

1: Bitch about the weather, or brag, or cry, just make it known to the rest of the world, it's our pride. (Follow by example, kiddies. Now, what was I doing all last week?...right.)

2: No matter how temporary, you should celebrate your victories (sure, that three foot wall of ice at the end of your driveway is gonna be back tomorrow, but you have to admit that giving it the axe was fun.

3: No matter the situation, there's always something on hand that could be useful. (the side of your shovel, the tiny ice pick, or the axe, which one sounds more fun to take down that annoying layer of ice covering your street?)

4: No matter what, the world is always a better place when people work hard. (When I work hard, my dad sometimes lets me off shoveling, when my dad works hard, he falls asleep before he can ask me to shovel.)

5: No matter how little or how much stress you have, it always feels so much better after you break something. (Especially something fragile, like glass, but since that probably isn't a good idea, break ice on your driveway, throw it at your wall, bash it on your head, it's all good.)


I should write a book, I really should. (Or do my homework, I really should.)

-Won-daa-shot

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