Tuesday, June 20, 2006

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Read my lyrics. Currently Listening To: Deadbeat Holiday, by Green Day.
Mood: Warm.
I watched Anchorman-The Legend of Ron Burgundy again last night.
I watched all of the deleted scenes and bloopers.
That only made it 10x more hilarious.
I LOVE that movie! It's (In my opinion,) one of the funniest movies ever!
Brick Tamland...Well...Let's just say that he owns everyone and everything in existence. He's so stupid, I love that guy. He is SO FUNNY!
Here are some quotes from him.

Brian Fantana: No, the other thing - love.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, what is that?
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Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: ...Veronica?
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Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.
Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact.
Brick Tamland: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think?
Ron Burgundy: [shouting] She... Sh... It's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon!
Brick Tamland: [shouts] LOUD NOISES!
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Brick Tamland: [when Veronica is replacing Ron after he fails to turn up] You're not Ron...
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Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
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Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don't know.
(One of the best quotes ever.)
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Brick Tamland: Hey. Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store? (He's so stupid.)
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Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right! Let's go!
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right. I'm all right.
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Brian Fantana: Where is the suit store? We've been walking for forty-five minutes.
Champ Kind: Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut.
Brick Tamland: Fantastic.
Ron Burgundy: Well, is it a shortcut or not?
Brick Tamland: Okay.
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Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp.
(Brick owns, huh?)
Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
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Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
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Brick Tamland: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.
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Ron Burgundy: This is Ron Burgundy, proudly reporting once again for Channel 4 News. Today's story is one of the more remarkable things ever to happen to San Diago or even the world. But in order to properly retell it, I'm going to need some help from my co-anchor, Miss Veronica Corningstone.
Brick Tamland: [comes on camera] High Pressure systems...
Ron Burgundy: [shoves Brick] No, no, no, no, Brick. Go Stand over there.
Brick: High pressure systems...
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Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?
Brick Tamland: Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we're not gonna.
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Brian Fantana: That was some crazy party. I am hungover.
Champ Kind: I know. I woke up this morning and I sh*t a squirrel. I'm not kidding. It just came out of nowhere. I tried to flush it down the toilet and it crawled back up. So I've got a sh*t-covered squirrel running around the hallway and the trouble is-I don't know what to name it.
Brick Tamland: Oh, sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
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Brick Tamland: Any moment now, a stork will come in with the new baby panda. Let's just see if I can see what's going on there.
[looks through the crowd at the panda giving birth]
Brick Tamland: Oh God...
[starts crying]
Brick Tamland: NO! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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Brick Tamland: (Is riding on a bear's back) Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!
Here is a picture of Brick.

All hail and praise him! (Not really, but he still owns.)

Click.
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