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Tuesday, May 3, 2005


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My friend told me this joke that happened during class and the teacher cracked up:

There were 5 people on a plane while there's 4 parachutes. There was the pilot(of course), docter, the smartest guy in the whole world, an old man, and a little kid. "Ahh! The plane is going to crash! Quick, grab a parachute and jump!" said the pilot and he jumped off. Then the docter grabbed a parachute and jumped off and said," The world needs me to cure." Then the smartest guy in the whole world grabbed a parachute and said," The world needs me to invent." And he jumped off. There's only one more parachute and 2 more people. The oldman told the boy to take the last one since he's old and about to die soon. "Don't worry, the smartest guy in the whole world took my backpack."

It's funny, is that smart guy actually smart? Also today, my friend's Tamagatchi is 22lbs(heavy), and we joked about being fat. "Being fat is healthy! Skinniness can't hold your bones! Fat is fit! Be fat today! Call 1-800-GET FAT today! Or go to our website at www.getfat.com today!(too)" I wonder if the website and number is a actually a real existing one. I wonder....We told this to my friend, Bunny.(her nickname) And she went along. She set me as a exaple we usually see on commercial stuff in the mail. This is me before, then after! Bunny just let me be the exaple for before, then took herself and Kristen(friend who made this all up) and stood next to me and said," This is after!" Wow...I'm soo fat. I'm healthy. Yeah..right.

Sorry, I can't go to your sites today. Maybe later. Oh yeah, when I went on, AMAZING!!!!! nobody updated today.