Thursday, December 28, 2006

ACT ONE (In which....Oh,just read it for yourself,jack-ass)
And now for a breif narrative that won't last long...

Only about 10 minutes until show-time,until the curtain lifted and he had to perform.And in case you can't tell by the focussed,practiced way he goes over his lines, out-loud,saying them to himself in the mirror; he knows this.And he's done this before,he knows the routine.'All right,kid.This is the final rehearsal for todays performance.' A voice in the back of his mind whispers to him,confidently.'Just remember-YOU.ARE.THE.BEST. And you've proved time that and time again.Theres bearly a single chance you can screw this up.So get out there and GIVE THEM MR.WHATEVERYBODYWANTS!'
In response,his soft,ever-so-red,beautiful mouth curves into a rather suspicious,myrth-filled smile."You got it,coach." He mermured.Coach.That was his name for the voice,which he assumed was his motivation,his drive."HEY! Maccie,are you going to stand in front of that mirror,talking to yourself all morning or are you going to come down and get some breakfest?!" His father shouts from somewhere outside Mac's room.
"Coming,Dad." Mac calls,getting his "Good Luck Charm" from his bereau and putting it in his pocket.As he left the room,he gave himself one last fake practice-smile in the mirror.His sandy blonde hair looked up to his usual standards,which where perfactly fabulous and seemingly-naturally tosseled.It really wasn't that complex of a style-in the front,it was a double-layored cutt.The top layor was basically just a bunch of short,somewhat-curly,scatted-looking bangs which reached to about the middle of his fore-head. The bottem layor,however,DEFINATLY SURPASSED the first one in length,and covered the skin between his ear and eye,on both sides of his face.Said bottem layor went came down about 5 inches past his jaw.
As for the back of his head,well, that part looked pretty insignificant and normal for obvious reasons.(Unless you count the somewhat-glossy grease-free shine his golden high-lights contributed.)
If you looked at Mac in dim-light his blue eyes weren't much to look at,but, at the moment the sun-light was pouring into his bed-room,via his bed-room window across from where he now stood, and shone on his face at the perfect angle;making his eyes reflect the light,and dyeing his iris's an alluring shade of saphire.Another light bonus effact-it also reveiled how dark (and long) his eye-lashes were.(Which was perhaps the reason he was almost always mistaken for a small-chested girl.)
His pupils were out-lined in white,making his eyes look abit like marbles.This,in fact,was one of his thoughts as he walked down-stairs-"Heh,I really am a gambler,aren't I? I mean,my eyes are marbles,and my job is to lie."

Now I really don't want to be telling you how Mac looked through-out this entire narrative,so I'm going to finsh it up now.Lets just say,appearance-wise,he was the perfect combination of Aaron Carter,Tom Cruise,a teenage Orlando Bloom,and Paris Hilton.(Wait,how did Paris Hilton get in there??)

"G'morning,family!" Mac sing-songed casually once he had reached the bottem of the stairs,and had walked into the kitchen.

"Mornin'." His dad and and sister,Maddie,replied in a mono-tone,in unision,without looking up from their breakfest.
"Good~ morning~,sweetie~!" Macs mother half sing-songed,half squeeked back with an almost-emberrissing amount of cheerfulness;and had practically sprang out of her chair and threw her arms around Mac, before he could escape.
'Heheheheheh,Mr.Whateverybodywants LIKES hugs and signs of affection,remember?' He told himself silently,qivering with self-restraint not to pull away from "Mother Dearests" horrid,constant signs of affection.'DO.IT.FOR.MOM.,DAMN YOU.' He told himself,again silently,with gritted teeth.Now in case you can't tell by Macs uncomfortable twitching,gritted teeth,and fake smile-he couldn't stand signs of affection.Lucky for him,his mother had chosen today to accidently over-dose on anti-depressents,thus making her over-affectionate and somewhat ditzy. At the moment,she was telling him something about how adurable it was that he was rehearsing his confession for whoever the "lucky girl" was."Wait...What?" Mac wisely took this oppertunaty to esacpe his mothers hug,which,on planet Mac Tait, is known as a death-trap.
His mother chuckled at his puzzled expression.
"Now,now,theres no reason to deny it,Mackie.Its obvious,even if you did.You,dear boy,have a crush." At this,the real Mac Tait,the one who was currently hiding behind the mask of Mr.Whateverybodywants,was flabbergasted.

The fake,somehow-subtle-looking smile plastered to his face was the only thing that kept his mouth dropping in shock and disguest.'A crush...' He thought,filled with disdain.'As in,an infatuation,as in a prelude to love...' Now Mac,the REAL Mac, had only 1 thing to say about this perposterous idea-"Ew.Ew,ew,ew,EWWWWWWWW!!" Of course,he didn't say that out-loud.After all,he wasn't SAPPOSED to be himself right now.He was sapposed to be Mr.Whateverybodywants,and no matter what,he MUST.NOT.BREAK.CHARACTER.
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All right,I'm going to have to stop there.Sorry.
G'night,everybody.~Shadowme(yuki)~

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

VENGEFUL CUDDLINESS AND CHARISMA!!! TIS MINE ALLLLL MINE!!!!*glomps Kyoko*
"Don't you get it,don't you get it?! No,don't you move.
Just stay where I can see you. douse the lights...
WE SURE ARE IN FOR A SHOW TONIGHT!!!!"
Well,in case you can't tell by the snippet of semi-incoherent poetry,the caliber of talent of which is light years away from mine,featured above,I got the P!ATD CD for Christmas...And now I can't stop qouting them.MEEP!
MadHatter:Shadowme,what'd your little sister do to my jacket? Its all stained red.
Me:*glares at MadHatter* Well,she is NOT bleeding on the ball-room floor just for the attention,Hattie.
MadHatter: Really? Why not??
Me: 'Cause thats just ridiculous...ly odd.
MadHatter:*gives me confused look* Yeah,sure.Whatever you say,dear girl.*rolls eyes* Yeah,right,as if people don't automatically start bleeding on ball-room floors just for attention.Phbbbt! *walks off,shaking head and muttering incoherently*
Me:*is fed-up with MadHatter* OH YEAH?!! WELL,I GOT A..!!! I GOT MORE WIT,A HOTTER TOUCH,AND A BETTER FUCK THAN ANY BOY YOU'LL EVER MEET!!!!..Wait.What?!*scratches scalp*
MadHatter:*stops walking,pauses,and turns around* Well..Uhhhh...I'm not attracted to boys,so..Yes,I sappose you would.'''^^ *exits room in a hurry*
Me: Well...I sappose I better leave before I start asking my brother if I'm who he thinks about in bed and telling my mom I've never been so sureptitious,so of course she'll be distracted when I spike the punch.So long and Good Night,people.~Shadowme(I JUST WANNA JUMP!)~


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Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry.....*falls over* ZZZZ...Mary? Where..?
Yeah,Merry Christmas,everyone.THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE GREETING CARDS. Sorry to say I can't show them all right now.Because-A.) I'm tech. impared and
B.) I don't have any time.(Relatives are visiting) I mean,sorry,but people are here! I've gotta show off my art while I have the chance.X3 Talk to y'all tomarrow.^^~Shadowme~
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Friday, December 22, 2006

The Return of The Ex-boyfriend...
OH.MY.EFFING.RYRO....HE'S BACK!!!! He's back with incoherent anime! I don't know what to do!! HELP ME,RYAN-CHAN!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! By the way,if you don't know who I'm talking about-read the title,dumbass! Ahem.........Yeah,like I said "Return of the ex-boyfriend." Its 1 of those situations that screams disaster comedy/Romantic horror movie. But I think he's over me...I mean,all he wrote in my guest-book was-"hey,Yuki.Hows it going? Well,see ya around.-Michael." Yeah...If he means "I'll see ya around" literally,as in,real life,I'm going to break his arm.''-__- NOW IN OTHER NEEEEEEEEEWSSSS.........I am now addicted to the gem of a manga series called Skip Beat.Except for Ceres,and,maybe Kare Kano,IT.IS.THE.BEST.SERIES.I.HAVE.EVER.READ!
And I also got a book out of the library called So Lyrical....Trust me,people,it is NOT lyrical.Its repetitive and unoriginal and slutty and it makes me want to vomit.It wouldn't know good lyrics if they came up and introdueced themselves.Of course,I've only read afew chapters,so I'll give it another chance,just to be fair...Well,so long and good night! Happy Holiday,Merry Christmas,Have a stupendous weazel stumping day! I'm not even going to bother to sign my name this time...
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Come on,this is screaming photo-op.
Well,my cousin actually calmed me down.She told me to give afew more months and they'll(Panic! At The Disco will) be back together.Possibley.
So I've decided to wait until Advent is over to see.In the mean-time,I'm gonna need some other band to take my mind off them.So,heres what I got so far...




And with that I leave you.Bye!
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

I see a Red Door And I Want It Painted Black...
All right,I know I'm only going to get 2 comments for this,3 tops,but today is REALLY one of those days were I SO WISH I would've taken my anti-depressants.Guys,the best EMO,poetic,Somewhat-Indie Rock-ish band just broke-up 3 months ago.THats right,no more Panic! At the Disco.No more catchy,up-lifting tunes,no more Ryan Ross,no more sudden,all-too-necessary emotional relief whenever they play I Write Sins,Not Tragedies on the radio....Did I mention no more Ryan Ross? Well,you guys would forgive if I cried over something as stupid as this,wouldn't you? Because I did.Twice.
I know its over-dramatic,I know its immature,but I don't think ANYONE loved that band as much as I did...
MadHatter:*comes in singing happy tune* ITS A LOVELY DAY IN PARADIIIIIIIIIISE! ^.^*skips around room,gaily*
Me:Yup.I'll probably never be the same...
Madhatter:LALALALALALALALA!! ^.^ HEARTS AND BUNIIIIIIIIIIIIES!*starts dancing with spatuala*
Me:I'm definately scarred for life now.I'll never be able to trust anyone ever again...
Madhatter:YEAH! *turns happy tune of song into punk-rock style,and starts thrashing about with the spatuala* OH,DIDJA HEAR ME SAY?!? OH,YEA,ITS WONDAHFUL,WONDAHFUL,WONDERFUL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...In paraDIIIIIIIIIIIIISASSSSSSSEEEEE!!! O-
Me:SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!!!*Throws metal chair at Mad-hatter*CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO BE DEPRESSING AND MELO-DRAMATIC?!?!?!!! QUIT SPOILING MY BAD MOOD,YOU SCREW-HEAD!!!
Mad-Hatter:*rubs part of head where he got hit by chair* Yes,dear girl,but did you HAVE to harm an innocent chair? And I'm NOT a screw-head.My head is barren of screws,thank you very much.*pats chair on back* Please do not hold it against Shadowme,dear chair.You see,she is a very sick little girl.Don't tell her I told you this,but I wouldn't be surprised if she was mad.*continues to whisper chair,as if it can hear*
Me:Dude........I'm standing right next to you.''-__- I can hear every word your saying about me.
MadHatter: About YOU?! who's talking about you?! Ah! I don't have time for this today.I've got a blue sphinx to meet.Come along,Hamillten.Lets continue this conversation elsewhere.*drags Hamillten the chair out of the room*
Me:Great...Now I don't feel crappy anymore! Damn.Thanks ALOT,Hattie.*sulk,sulk* Well,guys I've gotta go BE HAPPY now.*rolls eyes* Damn hatters.~Shadowme(Yuki)~
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Monday, December 18, 2006

Okay,so the game I had on Saturday-we won.And I'm usually INSANELY NERVOUS as to weather we'll win or lose,but,this time,I didn't care.At all.
Oh,don't assume anything- it wasn't like I was just standing there,wondering how fabulous Sam Frichari would look with blue hair.No,I still played my hardest.But I didn't care.I wasn't distracted,or anything I just wasn't competitive.Therefore,I just HAVE to say- indifferance is the best good luck charm/attitude an athlete could ever hope to have.Yeah,its a wonderful feeling to not have to care.Because,otherwise you end up hating yourself because your not the perfact player,and contrary to what anime might show you,self-loathing-complexs are NOT fun,people.

Well,now that my moment of cheesiness is over,I don't know what to do...Oh,uhhh,I went Christmas shopping today.Didn't get much done,though,since I left my Christmas-shopping list at home.''-__-
Oh,and we also got our tree up.The multi-coloured lights are prettiful!^^ I also discovered that once introdueced to a CERTAIN panic!-y bands music,it is nearly impossible for one to live without said CERTAIN bands music for more than a week.*SOB*I WANT MY RYAN ROSS BACK!!!! ;__; Damn co-workers,why do they have to be so convincing?!?! (Don't ask or I might cry.) Ahem...And I printed out the latest version/installment of my story,and left it on my parents dresser.Lets hope for your sake it doesn't suck.In other news,what do y'all think of my EMO Christmas-y background? Its festive AND suicidal! ^.^ I might change the video soon,too.I kinda like the song though.*shrug* Anyway....The little one is starting to sing.O_o I've gotta go find some decent music to block her out with before she gets to the chorus.WEll,bye! *Hugs you all* Feliz Navidad!~Shadowme(Yuki)~
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Saturday, December 16, 2006

Out the window I go...
Bite the heat,
Get outta the street.
Pray for peace,and repeat.
Who wants you here,love? No one.
But I guess that just makes it more fun.
We're touching the edges of the end,and our hearts are filled with dread.
Pupils are dialated,cheeks are red.
Its a mixture of of an out-dated love and an age-old grudge.
I sware,what you don't know will be the escort to your tomb.
Promise me this ends soon,or let me get out of the room.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Well,that made no sense at all.Guys I've got a game to go to soon,so wish me luck.Bye!

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Friday, December 15, 2006

Naruto wants to Roll with The Gangtas


I'm in a holiday spirit,so I'm going to be nice and spare you the long depressing rant.Sdvjda!~Shadowme~
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Thursday, December 14, 2006

TAMAKI-CHAN!!!!

All right,there seems to be a fear of my incoherent poetry amongst you MYotaku-ians,because I only got 2 comments yesterday.(not counting mine.) So,I'm going to be posting weird Al lyrics today.Dare to be Stupid,people.
wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent within JavaScript as well as Klingon

Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy
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Yeah,guys thats not the whole song,but oh well.You know,I wonder if anyone ever made an AMV to White And Nerdy.That would be hilarious.Well,I must go to where my not making any sense is appreciated.MERRY CHRISTMAS!~Shadowme(Yuki)~

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