Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Shooting My Eye Out
Guys,my brain is under attack...BY FALLOUT BOY!!!
I've got Yule Shoot Your Eye Out stuck in my head! By the way,you know what? I finelly made up my mind about Fallout Boy-I like everyone except Pete Wentz.His lyrics make my skin crawl.And I never know what the hell they're supposed to be about.Anyway,I've been WAY too nice to you guys lately,so its that time again.Yeah,thats right-incoherent poetry,people!(As you can imagine,The MadHatter is beside himself with disdain.) Well,here it is...

Motrin and Melatonin and Morphine-drip are just afew of my favourite things.
And with my sleep habits,who could blame me?
But I sappose thats not going to stop you from hating me.You know what?
Keep your good year.
Just hand me a life-time supply of anti-depressants and I'll be fine.
Just so you know-no one could pull off the sentiment-complex and the hatred of cliche`s attitude better then you.
Not to worry-I'll make sure I'm the last thing you see beneath the Christmas tree.
Merry Christmas.No contest.Next to you,who could care less?

I seem to be having poets/writers block.Eh,nothing abit of inspiration won't cure,I sappose.Bai,bai!~SHadowme~
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Monday, December 11, 2006

Dude,why do they always lump in the twins with eachother?




What Ouran Host Club Host Are You?


Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime. Done right.

I finished up my school early.YAY!^^ And I get an idea for the story.Unfortunatly I'm an eternity away from getting to that part of the story.*sigh* Oh well...But,in case you still care,the part of the story was about Mackie,therefore I am in a mood for all things Mac-tastic....So,I'm gonna interview him next!
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Me:.Mac,how many nick-names do you have and what are yours favourites?
Mac:Lets see-theres Blondie,Blue Eyes,Mackie,Mackio,Mack'n'Ack,Cutie,shorty...I guess my favourites would be Shorty and Mackie.*shrug*
me:Whats your favourite anime/manga?
Mac:FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!!! I know its everyones favourite series,but,hey,how can you not love such a combination of drama and comedy?
Me:Whats your full name?
Mac:*sighs and mutters something incoherently* Its Macielle La'Arc Tait.
Me:And why do you hate your full name?
Mac:Its the mark SHE left on me....*glares*
Me:She...?....
Ty:*pops out of nowhere* HARK!! DID 1 OF THOSE HORRID FANGIRLS HURT YE OLD MAC'N'ACK?!?!
Mac:If she did,she had sex with my dad...
Ty:*GASP* FOR SHAME!!!!!!!!...You wouldn't happen to have her number with you,would you??*hopeful smile*
Me:He's talking about his mother,you idiot.
Ty:Oh....Well,then....*walks away awkwardly*
Me:*blink,blink* So,do you have anything to say to the people reading this?
Mac:Yes..Somone,kid-nap me please.Kid-nap me and don't tell Ty where your taking me...
ME:Well,thats probably going to be the last interview ever...Unless 1 of you wants to give me some suggestions for some questions that don't actually suck.Heres a video,Merry
Christmas.

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Sunday, December 10, 2006

   BEING A LOSER MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS...
Well....Today was postively horrible and hormone-tastic.Yeah,happy Los Postadas(?).T_T...But,you know what? I feel like interviewing somone...So I think I will.*turns to Kyoto and Yoli*
Hello,lovelies.And how are you today?
Kyoto:Fine...Er,why are you talking into a hair-brush?
Yoli:And...why are you talking in that movie-announcer voice?
me:SHUT UP!! I'LL BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE!! AND ITS NOT A -----ING HAIR-BRUSH,ITS A MICRO-PHONE!!!!
K. and Y.: Okay then....0___0 *sits down rather nervously*
Me:Okay...So as 2 gay women,how do you feel about Ritz Crackers?
Kyoto:I'M NOT GAY! I just like cute girls,okay?!
Yoli: Neither am I...Exactly.
Kyoto:Yoli...You're dating Tohru from Fruits Basket.Wh-
Me:Now,girls,girls,girls! Who cares if your gay or streight or are in love with your computer monitor?! The real IMPORTENT question is,do you or do you not like Ritz crackers?!
Kyoto:Eh,I prefere Pretzels.
Yoli:*shrug* They're okay.
me:True or false?-This statement is false.
Kyoto:False...I mean,true,er...Wait.What?!
Yoli:ZUCHINI!!
Me:It all keeps adding up.I think I'm cracking up.Am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?
Kyoto:Neither.You're just an idiot.
Yoli:THE ANSWER IS X=9!!!
Me:Would you say this-*takes out printed copy of my story*-is the greatest story of all time?
Kyoto:Does it have me in it?
Yoli:Does it have Kyoto in it?
Me:Yes...
Kyoto and Yoli:In that case,YOUR A FLIPPIN' GENIOUS!!
Me:Yeah,I know.^_^ What are your favourite child-hood memouries?
Kyoto:Child-hood? What Child-hood?!
Yoli:Well,my dad took me cutting with him 1 time...
Me:Er,what do you mean by "cutting"?
Yoli:Oh,he was a convicted serial killer.
Me:Wow...That must've been horrible.*sympathetic look at Yoli*
Yoli:It was alot of fun! :D
Me and Kyoto:Er....O_o
Me:So...What does the word "loser" mean to you?
Kyoto:All I can say is,being a loser means never having to shave your legs.That,and thank God I'm ugly.
Yoli:Why,the word means none other then my best Friend,of course.*huggles Kyoto*
Kyoto:Thanks,Yoli...HEY!!
Me:Well,thats the end of this interview...And,wow,that was really dissapointing.Yeah,sorry guys,I'm only entertaining when I'm in a bad mood...And when I'm not drugged on sleeping pills.Melatonin rocks.Well,tomarrows Monday,so I'm sure I'll be VERY amusing.G'night.~Shadowme(Yuki)~
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Thursday, December 7, 2006

   A Blast of Mindless Self Indulgence,anyone?
WARNING:THE SONG USED IN THE FOLLOWING AMV IS ENTIRELY INCOHERENT AND INSANE.IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT,PLEASE DON'T WATCH IT.THANK YOU.


Yeah,sorry guys.That last one was rather over-the-top.''^^ Matched the music perfactly though.Well,I seem to have finished my school work up early today.YAY! And I was going to post some poetry,but those 2 AMVs seem to be confusing enough for 1 post.So,bye!~Shadowme(Yuki/Ayanami)~

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Tuesday, December 5, 2006

SHOW ME THAT ITS REAL,SUCKA!!!! >:)
Hey.Illegal drugs and coffee,anyone?
Yeah,that bad of a day.See,its Advent.I'm sapposed to be a little angel,in order to "prepare a place for Christ in my heart" for Chrismtas.But,instead,I've actually been doing worse than usual.In other words,I feel like a total inconsiderate idiot/disgrace to Christianity right now.'''-__-
Bleh...

Lets see...What else can I write about? Er,maybe I should get Panic! At The Disco out of my system for Advent.That way I'll be able to make my sacifice better.All right,let the rambling commance!(In other words,please disregard the paragraph.)

PANIC!ATTHEDISCO,PANICATTHEDISCO,PANICATTHEDISCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *deep breath*
Ryan Ross makes me happier and sadder at the same time.Happier because he's just so great.And,sadder because I'm so far from him,so inferrior to him.And that feeling of inferriority makes me feel so small,so worthless,and SO.DAMN.DESPERATE. And Brendon Urie is amazing too,because the heart-flet way he sings Ryans lyrics makes it seem like he wrote them himself,like he means every word of what he's singing.Its like Ryan's the play-write/director and Brendon is the actor.And Spencer and Jon and everyone else are just SO talanted and creative for being able to come up with such great melodies..I.LOVE.PANIC!!!!! ILOVEPANICATTHEDISCOPANICATTHEDISCOPANICATTHEDISCOPANICATTHEDISCO!!!!!!!!

*sigh* Alright,you guys can start reading this again now.I think I've gotten it out of my system.And,if you've BEEN reading,well...Wow,I'm embarissed(sp?).^///^ Er,if anyone asks,I was drunk when I wrote that paragraph.XD Well,I gotta go before I spew out my history of potty training or something like that.XD Bye!~Shadowme(Ayanami)~
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Sunday, December 3, 2006

And out from the darkness,approaches...ME!!
*nods solemnly* That is right.I have cometh.And I have come bearing....INCOHERENT POETRY!!!!
Mad Hatter:NOOOOOOOOO!!! I CAN'T TAKE THE MIGRANE THREATS!!!*runs around in a circle for the next 5 minutes*
Mr.Moody:Incoherent poetry..? Hey,man,thats MY GIG! T-T And look how fearful you've made Hattie! Man,your not even 14 and your already stealing my thunder... *pout,pout*
MadHatter:*stops spinning in circles abruptly*OHMIYOUTUBE!!! DEAR GIRL,LOOKIT!! YOU'VE MADE THE ENTIER ROOM SPIN WITH YOUR THREATS OF MIND-BOGGLING RHYMES!! WHY,YOU SHALL DESTROY THE ENTIER WORLD WITH SUCH ATROCICOUSITIES!!! Farewell,dear Shadowme!! I must flee from your powers,for if I don't,I shall be driven mad! *goes to pack his things*
Me:*pats back of Mr.Moody* Now,now,Moody,I could never compete with your "head-aches in a portfolio." Why,they're postively mind-bogling! They could've been used as a torture device on the Nazis in World War II!
Moody:Yeah,I sappose your right.Thanks,Shadowme.Carry on with your poem,and make it good and confusing,okay?
Me:I'd be honered to,Moody.Okay,here it is,Peoples...

Here,let the special effacts make up for your acting.
And,here,let the saltiness of the pop-corn make up for our slacking.
The plot is still great,even if the acting is semi-2ed rate,and the special-effacts are so real.
Now heres the deal-both of these guys are just wolves in disguise.
One of his own free-will,and the other by force and by accident.
No,darling,this is not life,this is the movies.
Entertainment without us suffering the conflict is true bliss,cherish it.
Heres what you missed-famous green eyes returns to his sanctuary for the 3rd time.
And famous green eyes has an infamous God-father who's just escaped from jail.
And it just progresses from there along an oriental silver rail.On the train to what keeps green eyes sane...
A sudden,unexpected stop to sanctuary.
And the door opens-and there in the air hangs a rather dark sentiment.
And its death or demon? Death or demon? beyond death,via demon.
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Hey,hope my weird poem didn't baffle you TOO much.Wouldn't want anyone losing sleep over what I wrote.''-__- Yeah,just so you know that poem was kind of inspired by the 3rd Harry Potter movie.But I made half the crap in that poem up by myself anyway.Well,g'night/day people.*hugs everyone.~Shadowme(Ayanami)~


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Saturday, December 2, 2006

Hey,I finelly read Invisible Monsters.You know,the book "Time to Dance" was based on.And it was a great book.Really interesting.I cried alittle at the end.And I just have to say-I get it now! The book TOTALLY explains the song.Oh,and by the way,I've started to watch this new anime called Ouran Highschool HostClub.Its hilarious! And it looks as if it was created by the manga-ka behind Fruits Basket.Well,I'm off to google random things about Panic! At The Disco and watch more Ouran hostclub.Happy Saturday,people!

P.S. Tamaki(sp?) rules!~Shadowme(Ayanami)~
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Thursday, November 30, 2006

I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HORRIBLE!!!
This has been said so many times,that I could probably recite this sentance in a coma.But,it needs to be said again-I have far too many friends and they're all too good for me.*hugs everyone* In other words-I'M SOOOOO SORRY FOR NOT BEING ON AS OFTEN!!!! V.V Blame my brother and his stupid Runescape! Well,I won't punish you by telling you how lifes going,and how I'm being eaten alive by my home-work and how I STILL haven't gone Christmas shopping,and how Tamaki (from Ouran Host Club) rules.Nope,I won't talk about any of that.(Or did I just do that...? XD) Anyway,here are some AMVs.Enjoy.^^




Now that last AMV sucked,I know.But I just posted it for the song.^^ "He doesn't care how fat my ass is,just how fabulous my dress is." XD
Well,love ya'lls! Bye.~Shadowme(Ayanami)~
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Monday, November 27, 2006

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved"-Moulin Rouge
Hey peoples.How y'alls doing? Guess what,I got a nice little recommanded movie for all of you fans of surreal love stories.Oh,and its a musical,but the songs really aren't all that bad.And,yeah,the beginning is rather icky,but its worth tolerating.The movie is called Moulin Rouge,and like I said,it is a very surreal,risque love story set in Paris,in the early 20th century.And,no,by that I do not mean the '40s,'30s,or '20s.Said time periods irritate me beyond description.As you might know,I can't stand anything without the least bit of darkness or conflict,and the whole "inspirational" violen-music used at moments in FullHouse makes me want to slit my wrists.XD But for those of you who hate the whole love-story/romance genre in general,at least read the poem/song it inspireed.Its called "True Love in Night-Clubs is Strictly Prohibited." (Phbbbbbbbbt! xD)Anyway,here it is..

Are you sure thats such a good idea?
I mean,considering my reputation,I might just be a hazard to your health.
And a hazard to your potential wealth.
Yes,my infamous reputation to be enlessly interested in intimacy.
Are you sure sure thats such a good idea?
You just seem so sick,and I seem to be either the cure or the cause.
Your heart is breaking,your make-up is flaking.
Oh,what a wonderful example of surreal reality.
This was either a marvel of fate or a wretched mistake.

Yeah,like I said,poetry's not really my thing.*shrug* At least I tried,right? Well,I have home-work from hell to dread,so Au revoir,my friends.Thanks again for reading/tolerating my poetry/posts.^^~Shadowme(Ayanami)~
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Saturday, November 25, 2006

I hate life...
Guess what.My friends parents are getting divorced.;__; Yeah,it sucks.*sigh* Well,in honer of lifes suckiness,I proclaim today "Cynical/EMO-Anime-music-video-day." In other words,CEAMV day.Let the mourning begin!
(WARNING:The following AMV contains spoilers for the anime,Naruto)



Well,I'd say thats enough celebrating/sulking for 1 day.Bye.~Shadowme(Ayanami)~
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