Friday, January 11, 2008

PERSONALITY QUIZ, ANYONE?
T_T
Sir Yaoi-ness is sad. My poor sex slave. Honey, do you need a hug?

Yaoi-ness: My life is spiraling downward.*sob*
Me:Kay... I'll take that as a yes.
Yaoi-ness:STOP BOTHERING ME!
Me:;___; Meanie! *throws ball at him*
Yaoi-ness:*ish hit by ball*....///__- Life sure does suck.
Me:So anyway, ho-
Yaoi-ness: The pain! The PAIN!!!!
Me: Dude, do you want me to leave you alone or not?
Yaoi-ness:*sob, sob, sob, sob* STOP EEEEEET!!
Me: Stop what?
Yaoi-ness: THe pain! THE PAINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Me: '''-___- Dude, don't you have a diary to bitch to or something? *hands over diary*
Yaoi-ness: *scribbles into diary* At least my diary understands...
Me: Kay. So, anyway, since all the popular, super gimmick-filled shows have personality quizzes the fans can take now-a-days, I'd figure I'd make one for The Catalyst.Now, I know Cassie's probably the only one who'll end up taking, but I wanted to give quiz-making a try anyway, so it's all good. And, by the way, the results/answers are EXTREMELY DESCRIPTIVE, so even if you've never read the story, it should still be fun to take. ^^

1.When someone says "good morning" to you when you've just been woken up about 3 hours earlier than you should have been, what is your response?

A. Probably don't have one. I've already gone back to sleep.
B. '''//__- What's so gawddamn good about it?!
C. *grabs whoever said "good morning" by the scruff of the neck and smiles psychotically* WHY, OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD MORNING!!! WHY WOULDN'T IT BE?!?!!?!?! *laughs nervously* AFTER ALL, IT'S NOT LIKE I SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT STALKING [person E] OR ANYTHING!! *more nervous/insane laughter* NOPE, I'VE JUST BEEN ASLEEP IN MY BED ALLLLLLLL NIGHT!!! Heheheheheheheheheh...'''^^*spots person E, panics, drops poor greeter*0_0 IT WASN'T ME!!!!*runs away before person E can respond*
D. Chances are, I've spent the entire night awake anyway, so I'm probably the one who said "good morning" in the first place.
E. Need... Coffee..... NOW. '-___-
F: *stares at person C* 0.o Man, did you forget to take your medication AGAIN?!

2.Do you dye your hair?
A. No, but I want to.
B. I've gotten hight-lights and streaks a few times. It was pretty subtle though.
C.HELL YES!! It's about 3/2/4 colors right now. I originally wanted to get 12 at once, but my friend talked me out of it.
D.Sometimes. Mostly, I just spike it though.
E. I bleach mine. But my hair's pretty light anyway, so I ain't all that obsessive.
F. Yes, but only because person C bullied me into it.

3. How would you get someone you're infatuated with to notice you?
A.*shrug* I guess I'd eventually work up the nerve to go up to him/her and talk to 'em.
B.I wouldn't. Matter of fact, I would hope to God that I'd turn invisible and just spend however much time I had with him/her staring at him/her and then bitching in my diary about how everyone I like is out of league.
C.Well, I ain't picky, so I'll pretty much take anyone I get. But if you mean someone I'm REALLY interested in, there's a good chance he/she is completely different from the whores I usually flirt/sleep with, so I'd probably just harass them to death until their guardian beats the shit out of me and tells me to stay the hell away from him/her. Then I'd just kind of "admire" them from afar.
D.I actually already have a boy/girl friend who rocks my blue polka-dotted socks, so...*shrug*
E.I'd probably just try to look extremely sexy and nonchalant until THEY approached ME. If it doesn't work, then the person is obviously gay or a robot and therefore not worth my time.^^
F. Dude. ME?!?!?! LIKE SOMONE??? Bullshit. People suck way too much for anyone to deserve MY attention. (Translation: I'd probably be way too deep in denial to do anything about my crush.)

4.How important is attention/publicity to you?
A. Eh...*shrug* As long as I've got my friends and family, I don't really care.
B. Well... I don't need to be the center of attention ALL the time, but it's nice to have a little bit now and then.
C. Well, put it this way: In order to gain more attention and more of a boy-on-boy-loving demographic, I sometimes pretend to be having an love affair with my twin brother on national television. And, yes, we have kissed. Nuff said.
D.*scoffs* Okay, I know since I'm a celebrity I'm SUPPOSED to care about all that image/publicity crap, but I honestly couldn't care less. As long as person E keeps acting as my band's front-man, I can do whatever the hell I want and still have privacy.
E.Eh... Really depends on where I'm getting the attention from that matters.
F. Dude, I could care less. I'm just here to support my brother.

5. Which of the following 3 words best describes you?
A. Traditional, out-going, polite.
B.pessimistic, poetic, ambiguous.
C.Flamboyant, entertaining, juvenile.
D.Easy-going, original, witty.
E.Amusing, eloquent, charismatic.
F.Silent, cynical, loveless. (Note:"Loveless" meaning you are without love for mostly everybody else, not meaning nobody loves you.)

RESULTS:
If you choose mostly A, you are Shanty Wenterz, the sweet and super cute nephew of Jason Wenterz. You are quite possibly the most sane/normal person in the entire story. Which isn't a bad thing considering most of the characters are in dire need of copious amount of therapy. Meaning, you're not boring, just healthy.Some people might be suspicious of your unusually good manners and think you're too good to be true, but ignore them. They're either just jealous or being a bunch of skeptical, cynical jackasses. You can't help it if your nice.

If you choose mostly B, you are Belinda "Yuki" Sacko, the 15-year-old co-lyricist of Mobile Fallout Shelter. Like most people, you have a somewhat large amount of insecurities and sometimes you might even hate yourself. You're very good with written words, but have trouble expressing yourself out-loud due to your shyness or lack of confidence. Which is probably why you specialize in unrequited love and emo poems/lyrics about unrequited love. You are somewhat of a pessimist, but you're also very witty, original, and hopeful, making you much more than just a stereo-typical emo.

If you choose mostly C, you are Vashoutoh Malluste, the lead guitarist of Dashi & The Attention Whores. And, well, no matter how conformist you try to be, you're definitely different. Where others see ugliness, you see beauty. Some people say you're charming, hilariously amusing, sexy, and deserve every bit of the attention you get. Others say you're obnoxious, tacky, soulless, the very dictionary definition of an attention whore, and arrogant. But you're the only one who knows the entire truth. The entire truth is, you simply CANNOT bear to have your attention stolen from you even for a moment. The truth is, you don't really care what people think of you as long as everyone's watching. The truth is, you would do ANYTHING for ever-lasting publicity. And the truth is, you're really not half as in love with yourself as you appear to be. Otherwise you wouldn't have worked so hard to transform yourself into someone else. Oh, sure, you might not be very popular, but fame is less than infamy, right?

If you choose mostly D, you are Andy Warrest, the guitarist of Mobile Fallout Shelter. You don't talk very much, but when you do, whatever you say is usually always bloody brilliant. You're not shy, you simply don't like to waste words. And for good reason, because your sense of humor is 110% golden. You're not too flashy and mostly dress for comfort. And you don't have thousands of friends, but the ones you do have like you because you're you, and that's what really matters. So keep on rocking, dude. Keep on rocking.

If you choose mostly E, you are Jason Wenterz, the bassist/lyricist/frontman of Mobile Fallout Shelter. At first, people might think you're unjustifiably cynical, depressing, and somewhat insane, but in fact you're just unique and have a much more profound perception/style-of-expression than most people in the music business. So much more profound, in fact, that most people can't understand a word you write. But what most people fail to understand is: you're not crazy. Just complex.

And, last but not least, if you choose mostly F, you are Dashi Malluste, the twin brother of Vashoutoh Malluste and lead singer of Dashi & The Attention Whores. You're what most people would consider "the strong, silent type" or the "straight man." You are perhaps the only member in the entire band who wouldn't sell their soul for ever-lasting publicity. Which would be a good thing if you weren't so damn cynical.In your mind, you can't trust anyone at all, except Vash, because you've known him your entire life. You're not so much emo as much as you are just plain pissed off at the world in general. Now, I'm sure you have your reasons for thinking so badly of your fellow humans, but at the same time: relax. Give 'em a chance, man. Not EVERY person you meet is going to be a Hell-spawned, putridly wicked, psycho serial killer. There are plenty of people out there other than Vash who deserve to be on your good side.
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