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• 1993-05-02
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Member Since
• 2005-05-30
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• Life preserver :)
Real Name
• Belina

Personal

Achievements
• http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Soul_Resistance/Untitled.jpg... Nuff said
Anime Fan Since
• Ever since Pokemon
Favorite Anime
• I'm not that obsessed anymore, to be honest. Mostly just Kare Kano, Ceres, Furuba, Ouran Highschool Hostclub, FMA, and, of course, ShinChan. X3
Goals
• Make it out of here in one piece
Hobbies
• Paranoia, mood swings, and the occasional emotional meltdown
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• :)

myOtaku.com: X Shadowme X

Monday, January 14, 2008

Life is a sucky, suckity, suck-tastical pile of suckage that sucks...
Oy..... Soooooooo damn sleepy and sick. Winter ish teh suxorz. ///__-
Went to the allergist today. They stuck a bunch of itchy patches on my back and drew on me with Sharpy. Argh... Look, guys, I'm in a rather morbid mood today, so I decided to make a "How Will You Most Likely Die?" quiz. ^^ Oh, fun, fun, fun.
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1. What are your thoughts on death?
A: Whatever. ANYTHING'S better than sticking around in this hell-hole of a life.
B:WHO CARES?! LET'S ALL GO PLAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD DURING RUSH HOUR, EVERYBODY!
C:0_0 Why? What have you heard?! *looks around in paranoid attempt to locate any assailants* Oh, dear God... They're not coming after me AGAIN, are they?! HIDE ME!!! *dives under couch*
D:*scoffs* Oh, please! Like I have to worry about anything life-threatening at MY age!
E:DEATH?! BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!! I AM INVINCIBLE, YOU SILLY MORTAL!!! INVINCIBLLLLLLLLLLLE!! *grabs gigantic cup filled with rum/vodka/beer and downs it in under a minute*
F: Um... I dunno.
2.If somebody was going to kill you, what would you do?
A:Oh, they want to kill me, eh? WELL, NOT IF I KILL ME FIRST!!!!!
B: Well, I spend half of my time strolling in the streets, so unless they were going to run me over with a car, they'd probably get run over before even coming near me.
C: I'd do what I always do: run and hope to God that I make it out alive.
D: Um... Drive away? I dunno. Depends on whether or not I had my car.
E.Nothing. Chances are, I'd probably be too busy sleeping off the booze.
F: Well, if I knew they were going to kill me in advance, I'd simply try to get laid as many times as I possibly could before they'd eventually nail me.
3.What is one thing in particular that you can't stand?
A: Life.
B: The police-men who won't let me play in the road.
C: The fact that almost everybody I know wants to kill me.
D: Speed limits. HOW DARE THOSE MO'FUKKA'S TRY TO CONTROL MY FAST-AND-FURIOUS-NESS!!!!
E:Pretty much anything that stands in the way of my getting drunk/stoned.
F:Those ultra annoying people who are all self-righteous and conservative and never put out no matter what you do.

4.Which of the following phrases is the closest to your philosophy for life?
A. "Life is a bitch, then you die."
B. "It's only illegal if you get caught."
C. "NEVER expect good news."
D. "STICK IT TO THE MAN, BITCHES!!!"
E. "Ask me again when the room stops spinning."
F. "It all just feels too good to be bad."

5. Which of the following things do people label you as?
A. Emo. Possibly suicidal. In dire need of anti-depressants.
B. Reckless. Ditzy. Danger-junkie.
C. Paranoid. Hated. In constant danger.
D. Road Rage-junkie. Fast and furious. Careless.
E. Druggie/lush... Yeah, that one's pretty self-explainitory.
F. Whore. Sex addict.

RESULTS:
If you choose mostly A, you'll probably die by suicide. If this result has any accuracy at all (and I seriously doubt it does) then, trust me: I've felt your pain. I've been there. But believe it or not, life is still worth living. It took me a year and a half of therapy and anti-depressants for me to learn that, but it was worth it. So dude, before you do anything TOO hasty: get help. Whatever it is, remember: "this, too, shall pass."

If you choose mostly B, you're most likely going to be hit by a car. The way I see it, you're either very brave or very drunk. *hands you burningly bright orange jumpsuit* There. Let's at least TRY to survive a little longer, kay, hon?

If you choose mostly C, you are mostly likely going to die by murder. I have no idea what you did that was so horrible that someone's trying to kill you, but, see, this is one of those times where the Witness Protection Program comes in handy.

If you choose mostly D, you're going to die in a car accident. In my mind, this is one of the most stupid ways to die, so I really can't give you any advice that you haven't already heard before. (You know, slow down, don't drive on the side-walk, ect.)

If you choose mostly E, you're probably going to die by over-dosing. I would give you a nice, long, serious lecture about how stupid drinking/stoning yourself to death is, but chances are you're probably too stoned/drunk to listen anyway.

And, if you choose mostly E, you're probably going to die via an STD.... Well, what can I say? You sleep around, you get what you deserve. What goes around comes around, love.

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