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Friday, October 24, 2008


Dannnnng.
What, is otaku dead?
Srsly. It's been 2 whole days since anybody's updated. Y'all are scaring me.
Hell, I'm kinda starting to wonder if anybody's gonna even bother to read this.
I took a copy of one of my poems that are gonna be published in the school newspaper, put That Guy's name on it, and put it in his mail-box today. Didn't write much on it, just asked him why he stopped wearing his band logo shirts. He's gotten very interesting over the Summer though, evidently. He actually cares about crap now.
Well, okay, most of it's just him making fun of PETA, but still: it's progress.
Matter of fact, here: While I'm whoring him, I might as well post some of his stuff, too, just because I can't go a single day without obsessing over something.

"Hey you bastards, Dan here, and there's an organization that really, really, REALLY pisses me off. They call themselves PeTA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), and they spend their time wisely by boycotting all fur and leather on the shelf and not buying any products that are in any way related to animals or animal "testing. They believe in the following:

-Animals are not ours to eat

-Animals are not ours to wear

-Animals are not ours to conduct tests on

-Animals are not for our entertainment

-Animals are not ours to torture

"So, they believe in all of this crap, and I will say this; we shouldn't torture animals. Instead, we should shoot the pig in the head, make it quick and easy on the fat bastard, then slit its throat and have some good BBQ pork and bacon. They show advertisements of dispicable things, such as cows being slaughtered alive and chickens being beaten to death. (Almost) ALL OF THIS BULLCRAP HAPPENS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES. So, instead of doing what I think is logical and trying to pass some kind of rule or something which would make live slaughters and beatings illegal, they just let it go. They let it go, but instead of punishing the evil bastards doing this crap to the animals, they think, "Hey, I just won't buy this stuff anymore. That'll hurt them!" So instead of having a mass cult which boycotts beaten animal products, I suggest that the PeTA PITA's go find these farmers in foreign lands, and either try to reason with them, or kill them because they are evil.

However, as far as what else PeTA says, they are bullshit. Pure, steamy, fresh, and somewhat corny bullshit. They think that we shouldn't conduct tests such as MEDICAL RESEARCH on animals. Oh really? That's kind of sad to think that, because over the past 20 or so years, Medical Research (ON ANIMALS) has found cures and vaccines for many diseases which have threatened mankind. Animal reseach has also been beneficial as far as replacing organs and limbs of the human body.
And besides, the animals they test on are rats. RATS. I mean, who gives a shit about rats? They stink, they smell, they destroy parts of homes as well as invade homes, and I've had my fair share of rats in my own home so I know this crap. What do rats do thats beneficial to us? NOTHING, EXCEPT FOR MEDICAL RESEARCH! But PeTA has a problem with that. They don't realise that when they're old and dying because they have a disease, they're going to need a cure. And that cure, more than likely, was or will be tested on animals, I mean rats. So, for the sake of my own life, I don't know about you, but I'll let a few rats die.

"Here's some shit: animals aren't ours to eat or wear. I don't even have to discuss this. We've eaten and worn animals throughout the history of the world, and A STEADY AND BALANCED PORTION OF ANIMAL MEAT is healthy for the human body. If you want to live on trail mix, granola bars, and oodles of noodles for the rest of your life, be my guest. I'm eating a BBQ pork sandwich while I'm tucked in my cozy fur coat this winter. BITE ME, that's some healthy untortured meat for ya.

And of course, animals are not ours for entertainment, but when you think about it, humans are animals and we entertain each other. There is nothing wrong with watching a tiger exercise in a big circus circle jumping through hoops of fire. And plus, we're not slaughtering the elephants on stage, so lay off. Don't buy your Barnum and Bailey tickets, I'm gonna go watch a elephant play with a yoga ball.

All of the above bullcrap is from my mind only. The five beliefs on how animals should be treated are exactly what PeTA believes, I just disagree with them mostly."

Yeaaaah. In other news: I had my mouth purposefully cut open today by orthodontists today, because I've got a tooth growing in at an angle in the roof of my mouth. Yes, I know, bizarre. But it's true.

And ya know what else? I feel like making a list. So I think I will.

THINGS THAT SHOULDN'T SHOCK ME BUT DO:

1.After all the times I've screwed up and proven time and time again that I am completely hopeless, God still loves me.

2.About half the words on my Spanish vocabulary list can be made from taking almost any word in the English language and adding an accent mark and an "o" or "a" on the end.

3.I think my life might just hate me 10 times more than I hate my life.

4. Margret Ann Zalenka, the nicest, smartest, sweetest girl on earth, isn't ashamed in the least to consider me her best friend. (I must've done something right.) Well, actually, that really SHOULD shock me so, I'm not sure if it counts but oh well.

5. EVERY. SINGLE. BLOODY. DAY. all year is exactly the same.

6. Dean's new girlfriend looks EXACTLY like me, only shorter and cuddlier. (And, that, my dears, is why I'm getting my hair dyed red this weekend. I swear, if I get mistaken for HER, one more time...!)

7. Myspace sucks.

8. This list manages to be both ungodly depressing and oddly addicting.

9. I really think I should stop now.

10. Too bad I can't...

11. I don't know. There's just something about broken lines and numbers that just make you want to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on, and... Oh, screw it.
Here's a video.

ily guys. <3
~Love, Belinda

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