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Sunday, October 4, 2009


Things I am bored/horny/desperate enough to do right now:

1. Knock on all the doors of all the neighborhood teenage boy dickheads and ask them if they would like to have hot, angry hate sex until our insides bleed.

2.Break into my ex-boyfriends house and steal some if not all of his porn/hentai.

3. Sell all my emo/goth/tomboyish clothes and use the money from the sale to buy an abundance of Hollister merchandise just to piss off my ex. (He hates Hollister. I, on the other hand, honestly could not care less what store the clothes are from as long as they're cute.)

4. Go lesbian for a day and taxt naked and/or naughty pictures of myself to all my bisexual female friends.

5. Film a youtube video of myself stripping to various, foreign, trippy techno tunes.

6. Fuck a pickle. (The actual vegetable, not the nickname for the male sexual appendage.)

7. Attempt to blow myself in public.

8. Explain to the doctors in the emergency room how my face got stick in front of my own genitalia after I break my spine in the act of trying to bend myself enough to blow myself in public.

9. Walk over to RiteAid and spend all my money on slutty eye makeup I don't need.

10. Go to myotaku and post a list of all the things I'm desperate enough to do right now.

ily
~Belinda

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