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Vitals

Birthday
• 1993-05-02
Gender
• Female
Location
• Here
Member Since
• 2005-05-30
Occupation
• Life preserver :)
Real Name
• Belina

Personal

Achievements
• http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Soul_Resistance/Untitled.jpg... Nuff said
Anime Fan Since
• Ever since Pokemon
Favorite Anime
• I'm not that obsessed anymore, to be honest. Mostly just Kare Kano, Ceres, Furuba, Ouran Highschool Hostclub, FMA, and, of course, ShinChan. X3
Goals
• Make it out of here in one piece
Hobbies
• Paranoia, mood swings, and the occasional emotional meltdown
Talents
• :)

myOtaku.com: X Shadowme X

Sunday, February 21, 2010

I have no mood.
Stephy... You and your comments are proof to me that God exists. Srlsy. They're just that vital to my survival.

The reason I am allegedly going to hell is because last night I was bored and desperate, so I watched porn in anime form. It was one of the most inane things I have ever witnessed, it didn't turn me on at all, and the only thing I could think throughout the whole thing was "So THIS is what guys want? Really? This is it?"
I am built NOTHING like the so-called "heroines" of anime pornos. My chest is flat, my ass is fat, and my hips are sharp and bony enough to kill someone on impact.
So if all guys want is some starry-eyed chick with tits the size of basket-balls and waists the size of wall nuts, clearly I am screwed. (No pun intended.)
But yeah.

The following conversation occurred to me in church today.
Her: I have been reduced to nothing but a small, insignificant church mouse!
Her mother: But you're a cute church mouse. :)
Her: I have been reduced to nothing but a small, insignificant church mouse WITH A RIBBON!

XD I have no idea, but this struck me as hilarious.

In other news, Shane Dawson did this thing on youtube where he examined the effects of pressure on people and instructed us, his noble underage sex slaves/fans/stalkers to state one thing we are proud of about ourselves.
Well... Here's what I'm proud of.

1. My hair, as always, is AHBLOODYMAZING. (Thank you, L'Oreal.)

2. I have finally learned how to properly apply eye-liner without stabbing myself in the eye at least 15 times. (Now it's only about 10 times.)

3. I am capable of mesmerizing small children with my myotakuing. (My little sister and her friend are looking over my shoulder as I'm typing this.)

Anyway, I gotta go.
ily
~Belinda

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