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Wednesday, July 28, 2010


A very peculiar occurrence has just occurred.

My family and I were out running errands (getting my allergy shot, using some coupons at the local Panera Bread, and school supplies-shopping at Target) when all of the sudden I felt this severe pain in my lower, central abdomen. At first, I thought it was just a very serious bout of PMS because I usually have horrible cramps right before I get my period, but then the pain got worse.
It felt as though someone had taken a rusty old knife, set on fire, and then stuck it inside me. If we didn't get to the hospital fast enough, I was prepared to grab the nearest sharp object and perform surgery on myself just so the pain would stop.
Strangely, though, after we arrived at Patient First and I had unsuccessful journey to the bathroom (nothing came out) the pain began to subside slightly, I was able to stop sweating so profusely (although I could not stop shaking because the room was a freezer), and the color returned to my face.
After a blood and urine sample test, the doctor informed my mother and I that my blood was infected and that said infection probably was caused by the inflamed, baby egg-plant-sized bump on my arm that appeared minutes after I got my allergy shot. The excruciating abominable pain I had experienced, however, was completely without medical explanation.
And so now, here I sit, perplexed at what could have possibly caused me to have such severe pain. I've never felt anything like that before. I almost thought that I was somehow the new Virgin Mary, about to give birth to the Antichrist, and that my afflictions were unholy contractions.
However, although the cause of my pain is unknown, I am not the least bit curious about my recovery. My mother was frantically praying the Mamore (a very powerful prayer to the Holy Mary) as we raced to the Patient First so my recovery is no doubt the Virgin Mary's doing.
For this reason, I fully intend to name a child after her. I haven't yet decided which form of Mary to use though. I've always been fond of Maria and Molly, but I don't want to use both because they both mean the same thing and this might cause my daughters (should I have daughters) to have identity issues. So, Maria or Molly. Or maybe even Marie. Thoughts?

But, anyway, I'm not completely better. My throats still a little bit swollen from the allergy shot so it's a little bit hard to breath and the swelling on my arm hasn't really gone down at all.

On a more random note, somebody just called us from Cincinnati. O.o
Odd.
ily
~Belinda

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