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Wednesday, September 22, 2010


Stephy... "The Bard" is a nickname for Shakespeare.
XD lmao...

Ah. I'm tired and I have therapy in like two minutes so here's some English Language Bloopers for you all to amuse yourselves with:

IN LOCAL NEWSPAPER ARTICLE:
"A rainstorm reduced attendance at the parade and acted as a detergent to the crowds."

AD FOR INDIAN RESTAURANT:
"Our establishment serves tea in a bag like mother!"

SOME BLOG SOMEWHERE(IDK)
"If I had been instilled in the right principles of birth control, I would not be the mother of an unwed baby."

HOSPITAL BLOOPER:
"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."

NEWSPAPER PERSONAL AD:
"Widow, 73, would like to meet gent with a car of similar age."
ily
~Belinda

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