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Monday, January 31, 2011

My Dinosaur's too Awesome for Titles.
Pterodactyls don't care how hideous a person looks without makeup, how big her nose is, or what her pants size is. If they're hungry or even if they simply "could eat," assuming the individual has showered in the past five days and she is in the general area, the beautiful little predators will swoop down and eat her, no questions asked, God bless 'em.
For, unlike other species, pterodactyls are not racist or sexist or fascist or homophobic or worst of all nit-picky. Because let's face--strong opinions are only right and acceptable when they're ours.
One might argue that all dinosaurs share this lack of discrimination and therefore should all be considered equal to the pterodactyl, but there are three very important qualities that these great, reptilian, majestic birds have that most if not no other dinosaur does.
One: Pterodactyls are capable of flight. Therefore, if, perchance, an occurrence should ever occur in which unfathomable boredom should settle in the pits of one's beautifully small mind, it need only say "Fuck this, I shall take my pterodactylly awesomeness elsewhere" and simply take off.
Two: Pterodactyls have their very own Pokemon counterpart known as Aerodactyl, which is although based upon a dinosaur, of the dragon variety. It is therefore unspeakably powerful and rare and has a tendency to, as the great William Shakespeare (allegedly) used to say, pwn teh $h1+ 0u+ 0f u.
Since pokemon and flying (Well, okay, maybe just pokemon) are indisputably the most valuable resources the world has to offer, the fact that pterodactyls are the only dinosaurs to be made into pokemon cannot help but make it glaringly obvious that pterodactyls are, as Lord Byron (allegedly) used to say, +3h $h!+.
Now, one might argue that while there only exists one dinosaur pokemon, there is a whole slew of dinosaur digimon, among which there is no pterodactyl-based one. Well, dear reader, there is a very simple and logical explanation to explain that: Digimon are in fact rejected Pokemon. Once the graphic artists saw that all the other dinosaurs were simply not great or "pwnsome" enough to be made into Pokemon, they gave them all to the digimon graphic artists.
Three: Pterodactyls are the best bullshitters. They're even better at it than bulls! I know this for a fact because, well, this may come as somewhat of a shock, but I myself am an avid bullshitter and when one has been bullshitting for as long as I have, one knows a master bullshitter when she sees one.
But what use, you may ask, could a pterodactyl possibly have for bullshittery?
Quite frankly, I have no idea. Perhaps they made a dinosaur Sistine Chapel and painted the ceiling with it. Perhaps they used it to build a giant tower that could somehow defy gravity without falling or floating and called it The Leaning Tower of Bovine Posterior Discharge (or Bullshit, for short.)
Alas, very little remains of the no doubt intensely industrial and highly artistic Pre-Meteor Era. It was probably much akin to the Italian Renaissance.
One thing, however, is infinitely, certainly certain: My dinosaur is better than yours.

ily
~Belinda
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