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Tuesday, June 14, 2011


Is it normal to feel slightly suicidal every time your boyfriend leaves?

Yeah, probably not.

But normals never been my style. I mean, it has, but normal for me is not the same for everyone else...

Like, it's normal for me to be completely psycho on medication that's supposed to preserve my sanity--quietly, discreetly psycho, but still psycho nonetheless.
It's normal for me to take pride in being different.
It's.... Fuck, I'm just like everybody else, aren't I?

Josh thinks I'm in danger of being possessed by demons because he's discovered I have daily, if not weekly emotional melt downs. I keep trying to explain to him that, no, it has almost nothing to do with demons, I'm just on a fast track to becoming an emotional wreck because his parents are irrevocably, hopelessly in hate with me (well, actually, I could care less about that one, I just like saying it because it makes me not feel so bad about despising them right back), he doesn't get me as well as I'd like him to, I constantly feel like a whore just because I like sexual acts and society is a bitch who condemns every unwed chick who does, and, worst of all, MY PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT!!!!!!!!

So in other words, I'm just a total pussy. :P But the demon thing sounds so much more bad ass, doesn't it?
FUCK IT. I'M POSSESSED BY DEMONS.

Or I was. Oddly enough, as soon as I typed ^those words, I started to feel a lot better and the bastards were like OHSHIT. SHE'S ONTO US!*poof, back to the netherworld*

Ahhhhh, relief.
See, this is the difference between Josh and I.
He needs go around the house shouting IN THE NAME OF JESUS, BEGONE!!!!!!!! to banish his hell-spawned, horned stalkers, and I just need to fervently beg God to make it stop, cry, write an emo poem, post on myotaku, read said post aloud whilest typing it like the loon I am, and maybe throw in some cookies for good measure.

Maybe next time I'll try the Dragon Ball Z approach: assume the energy ball-summoning position and scream out KAME, KAME, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in my best super saiyan voice.

Yup. Sounds like a plan.
ily
~Belinda

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