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Tuesday, September 20, 2011


Good/bad news: I've decided to give existing another go.

Bad news: My boyfriend has decided to stop putting out and is therfore now denying me one of my favorite drugs to subsist on.

More good/bad news: Because of the bad news, I am once again back to being the typical, snarky, lackadaisical, bipolar, under-sexed virgin sexaholic... Well, touchaholic. Whatever.

I feel like I should justify my addiction. Here, let me illustrate this through a metaphor... or is it an equation? Actually it's both. (Equaphor? Metaquation?)

Anyway:

Me=Mouse
Happiness=food
Cheese=sex/near sex

There are a lot of ways to obtain happiness just as there are a lot of different foods mice can eat and enjoy--however, their favorite stereotypically is cheese just as my favorite way to happiness is near-sex with the person I love. (Well, actually my favorite way to happiness is through God, but I believe God is involved in sex, which is a whole other post and a whole other metaphor, so lets move on.)

However, no matter how much a mouse wants to, it cannot live healthily on nothing but cheese and obviously a relationship can't survive on nothing but sex, so there's not really anything I can say. Plus if I do say anything, Josh will feel bad and then I'll feel bad for making him feel bad and then the world will end. Again.

Basically, it's just the same old shit.

But there is actually good news: I'm over Margaret. The girl I grew up with and loved as a sister does not exist anymore and that's not my fault. I miss her, but she can't change back anymore than I can so I'm moving on.

Gonna go drink some tea and play some Wind Waker. Gonna work on getting over myself again. Damn thing just keeps getting in the way. I hope everyone is good.
ily
~Belinda

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