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Wednesday, January 18, 2012


I want to say something clever and witty and ballsy to certain high-class douchebags who will ask me in the distant future what the hell I was on when I dyed my hair blue. Unfortunately, due to either my inability to come up with snappy comebacks in a timely manner, my extreme pussy-mouthedness, or my pathological craving of approval, this will probably not come to pass. So I've prepared a list of responses that I am now going to list here so all my attitude and frustration don't completely go to waste.

Here we go.

LIST OF RESPONSES TO THE INANE QUESTION "OHMYGAWD, EW, BELINDA, WHY IS YOUR HAIR BLUE?!":

1. Because I like it that way, and being that it is MY hair, not YOURS, my opinion is the only one that matters. Now shut the fuck up and drink your Koolaid.

2. Because there's an anime convention in town in a few weeks and Josh and I are dressing up as anime characters for it. My character, Kaname Chidori(sp?), has blue hair and I could not find a wig that costs a reasonable amount of money, so I decided to be practical and spend 10 bucks on a complete hair-coloring package which included gloves, bleach, instructions, applicator, AND instructions. Technically, it's for theatrical purposes, and I am technically just being theatrical, so you have no business disrespecting me for it.

3. Hey, bitch, do I open MY big fat mouth every time I think YOU look like shit? No. Sit down and eat your turkey, honey.

4. OHMYGAWD, EW, [INSERT NAME HERE], WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOUR FACE?!... Whoops. Sorry. That's just your face.


Yeah... I'm just a little bit angry this evening. I am through trying to impress completely stupid people who I myself don't even like. I know a whole battalion of people that will attest to my awesomeness and, buddy, if you're too stupid to see it, that's your problem, not mine.

I'm gonna go drink some tea. If you guys ever need someone to attest to any of your awesomeness, count me in. :)
ily
~Belinda

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