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Birthday
• 1993-05-02
Gender
• Female
Location
• Here
Member Since
• 2005-05-30
Occupation
• Life preserver :)
Real Name
• Belina

Personal

Achievements
• http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb281/Soul_Resistance/Untitled.jpg... Nuff said
Anime Fan Since
• Ever since Pokemon
Favorite Anime
• I'm not that obsessed anymore, to be honest. Mostly just Kare Kano, Ceres, Furuba, Ouran Highschool Hostclub, FMA, and, of course, ShinChan. X3
Goals
• Make it out of here in one piece
Hobbies
• Paranoia, mood swings, and the occasional emotional meltdown
Talents
• :)

myOtaku.com: X Shadowme X

Sunday, December 10, 2006

BEING A LOSER MEANS NEVER HAVING TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS...
Well....Today was postively horrible and hormone-tastic.Yeah,happy Los Postadas(?).T_T...But,you know what? I feel like interviewing somone...So I think I will.*turns to Kyoto and Yoli*
Hello,lovelies.And how are you today?
Kyoto:Fine...Er,why are you talking into a hair-brush?
Yoli:And...why are you talking in that movie-announcer voice?
me:SHUT UP!! I'LL BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE!! AND ITS NOT A -----ING HAIR-BRUSH,ITS A MICRO-PHONE!!!!
K. and Y.: Okay then....0___0 *sits down rather nervously*
Me:Okay...So as 2 gay women,how do you feel about Ritz Crackers?
Kyoto:I'M NOT GAY! I just like cute girls,okay?!
Yoli: Neither am I...Exactly.
Kyoto:Yoli...You're dating Tohru from Fruits Basket.Wh-
Me:Now,girls,girls,girls! Who cares if your gay or streight or are in love with your computer monitor?! The real IMPORTENT question is,do you or do you not like Ritz crackers?!
Kyoto:Eh,I prefere Pretzels.
Yoli:*shrug* They're okay.
me:True or false?-This statement is false.
Kyoto:False...I mean,true,er...Wait.What?!
Yoli:ZUCHINI!!
Me:It all keeps adding up.I think I'm cracking up.Am I just paranoid or am I just stoned?
Kyoto:Neither.You're just an idiot.
Yoli:THE ANSWER IS X=9!!!
Me:Would you say this-*takes out printed copy of my story*-is the greatest story of all time?
Kyoto:Does it have me in it?
Yoli:Does it have Kyoto in it?
Me:Yes...
Kyoto and Yoli:In that case,YOUR A FLIPPIN' GENIOUS!!
Me:Yeah,I know.^_^ What are your favourite child-hood memouries?
Kyoto:Child-hood? What Child-hood?!
Yoli:Well,my dad took me cutting with him 1 time...
Me:Er,what do you mean by "cutting"?
Yoli:Oh,he was a convicted serial killer.
Me:Wow...That must've been horrible.*sympathetic look at Yoli*
Yoli:It was alot of fun! :D
Me and Kyoto:Er....O_o
Me:So...What does the word "loser" mean to you?
Kyoto:All I can say is,being a loser means never having to shave your legs.That,and thank God I'm ugly.
Yoli:Why,the word means none other then my best Friend,of course.*huggles Kyoto*
Kyoto:Thanks,Yoli...HEY!!
Me:Well,thats the end of this interview...And,wow,that was really dissapointing.Yeah,sorry guys,I'm only entertaining when I'm in a bad mood...And when I'm not drugged on sleeping pills.Melatonin rocks.Well,tomarrows Monday,so I'm sure I'll be VERY amusing.G'night.~Shadowme(Yuki)~
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