Someone stole my purse. One minute it was hanging on the chair 2 inches behind me. The next it was gone. How could someone steal it from under my nose like that? How did I not notice? How did no one else I was sitting with notice? In one swell foop I'm missing:
- Cell Phone
- iPod Video
- House Keys (who needs to get into their house anyways?)
- Thumb Drive
- ID Card
- $42
- Wallet
- Toothbrush (now the theif has a used toothbrush! X3)
- My favorite purse
- Other stuff I can't remember
I feel terrible. I'd freak if any one of these went missing, let alone all of them at once. I carry my life in my purse. I don't know how to put into words what a disaster this is, but I think you get the picture. How could I let this happen? I'm seriously freaking out right now.
On one hand, it's not like I'm dying. But on the other hand, I had all my valuable posessions in that purse, and it's not like I can just brush this off like it's nothing! T-T
May the gods of sporks and insanity be with you,
~Xanth~
OMFG DISASTER