This was written as a PM conversation between me and ambi-chan. -^^-
In this part Me, Ambi, and Ed Elric are getting on a sugar/caffine rush. Roy Mustang's with us.
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ambi: *throws ed off a cliff*....hey why can't he fly?
xanth: HE DOESN'T BELIEVE!!!!
ambi: OMG! HE DOESN'T BELIEVE?!?!
xanth: yea so now we must make him believe *throws ed a bottle of Mountain dew X and sugar* eat it or you'll die
ed: alright fine *eats it* *eyes widen* WHEEEEEEEEEE I CAN FLY!! *collides into roy*
Roy: what? Now i can't go to work!
xanth: what you're going to work?!?! I WANNA COME! I WANNA COME!
roy: but...but...you just said
xanth: *latches on to roy* i wanna come i wanna come!!!
ambi: ^^ ME TOO! *latches onto roy*
roy: TT-TT NOOOOOOOOOO!!
ambi+xanth: *chanting*
roy: *covering ears* fine fine fine you can come!!
ambi+xanth: this calls for a celebration! *eats sugar and Mountain dew X* YAY!! WE'RE GOING TO ROY'S WORK! WERE GOING TO ROY'S WORK!!!
roy: what have i done?? *starts to cry*
ambi: hey lets get going roy!
xanth: (take it from here)
-^^-ambi-chan
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Roy: *thinking*I'll find a way to shake them off*
xanth: *latches onto Roy's right leg*
ambi: *latches onto Roy's left leg*
xanth: Now he can't shake us off even if he tries. Not that he would. Right Roy?
Roy: Of course not! *grimace* *thinking*Dammit! I almost had them*
Ed: Ha! I don't have to go with you Mustang b/c *I* am searching for the Philosopher's Stone, which doesn't include going to your office
Roy: *evil smirk* *Handcuffs Ed to his wrist* *drags along*
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
~~~~AT ROY'S WORK~~~~~~~~
~Xanth x Ambi are still latched onto Roy's legs. Roy is sitting at a desk with a space for the legs, in a pathetic attempt to hide us~
Xanth: Leg number 1 to leg number 2: How are you?
Ambi: Leg number 2 to leg number 1: I'm fine
Both: *start laughing*
Havoc: Uhhhhhhhh... Boss? Your legs are talking.
Roy: No they are not! And if you speak to me that way again I will fire you. Literally. Because I am the FLAME ALCHEMIST. Mwhahaha!
Xanth: Leg number 1 says waz up Havoc?
Ambi: Leg number 2 says ditto
Ed: Anyone notice me here?!!!! *still handcuffed to Roy* +_+
Xanth: *randomly bursts into song again* Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Ambi: Spongebob Squarepants!
Xanth: Absorbant and yellow and pourous is he
Ambi: Spongebob Squarepants!
Xanth: If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Ambi: Spongebob Squarepants!
Xanth: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Ambi: Spongebob Squarepants!
Both: Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepaaaaaaants!!!!!
xxanth: *imitates flute playing at end of theme song* doo doo doodoo doo doo -^_____^-
Ed: O.O *speechlesss*
Havoc: O.O *cigarette falls outta mouth which is hanging open* *also speechlesss*
Roy: O.o *recovers* NOOOOOOOO!!!! SHE SANG AGAIN!!!!! OH THE HORRROR!!!!!!
Ambi: [takes it from here]
~xanth~
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Okay... this was only 2 PMs long, but it's the funniest part of the dialogue so far (in my opinion at least). We've been going back and forth in PM's like this for like an hour now. XD Man, this is fun. Too bad Ambi's leaving soon.
~xanth~
May the gods of sporks and insanity be with you,
~Xanth~
Funny PM story excerpt (sp?) written by me x ambi-chan (Chibi koneko Girl)