Wednesday, August 9, 2006

Insane Scientologists & Cthujesubuddmoseology
At first I thought that MAD had just made the Xenu story up for laughs. Then I found out it was true. I was on the floor for a few minutes before I realized that it was WIKIPEDIA, and Wikipedia never lies. EVER.

Are they SERIOUS? They're going to listen to L. Ron Hubbard's stupid little stories about Xenu flying to Earth millions of years ago and stacking billions of humans around volcanoes and then blowing them up with H-Bombs? In fact, he came here on engineless DC-8 planes through SPACE!

Three little letter, scientologists, three little letters:
W
T
F
.

This is pure bullcrap! I mean, this is the stupidest thing I've EVER heard be called an actual religion! It's pathetic! It's even more pathetic than my made-up religion of Cthujesubuddmoseology, which states that:

"In the year 583, 13 gigantic ghost ninjas walked from Japan to Inda backwards in order to give Jesus five bucks and to help Moses to stop smoking using only a toothpick and 8,000 dust particles. After doing so they were shot down by Extremist Mormons but regular mormons stopped them from doing this hideous blasphemy against god. Then the virgin mary came down from the heavens to show people the famous trick where you stab a knife all around your hand incredibly quickly without looking but your hand isn't stabbed thing. Then everyone played video games because in the time it took to do all that, 1,415 years had gone by and it was 1998, but this was happening in another plane of existence so no humans saw it because humans need to be left alone according to the heavenly Geneva convention which isn't called the Geneva convention in heaven, it's called the Aveneg Convention because God decided to put Geneva backwards just to mix it up."
~That's from their holy book, the 7h3b16h0|yb00k0f57uff.

THAT is more sane than Scientology. Admit it.
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Thursday, August 3, 2006

Bad Grafiks
Hey guys, thanks to massive amounts of head damage from small children I have fallen in to the trap of making Webcomics. Check it out:

Bad Grafiks
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Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Lava Toad
If any of you have ever heard of Lava Toad, I know the people who did it.

To the others to whom it may concern, too bad, I'm not caring about you this time.
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Internet Confusion
Hey gang, sorry I wasn't on for a little bit, the internet's been down for my grandma and consequently me. Not much to report.

I saw a friend from school yesterday. She says she's not going back to the same school, but it's okay 'cuz she'll check back in once in a while and there should be a lot of the kids from last school year there this upcoming year. For once I'm looking forward to it. Summer's kind of boring, actually.

I have to look after a bunch of little brats in Swim Camp. It's always fascinating to me the ability of small children to do the exact opposite of what you tell them. Jeez, and they say teens are rebellious.

This one girl Angelica's a total pain. She won't do anything you tell her and she splashes people. And by splash I mean in the most annoying way possible. Disrupting class, climbing all over people and swimming out of turn during laps. This other kid (I forget his name), he hates me for no reason. I basically looked at him for two seconds and he actually tried to beat me up. I'm a 13-year old in the middle of a bunch of 5 and 6 year olds. Ugh. At least I only have 3 days to go and I've made $18 so far. S'okay.
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Friday, July 28, 2006

Getting a Job
Well, Necromancing is fun but seriously, I'm getting a job next week at the local Country/Athletic Club. It's really awesome, I've been going there since i was little. My grandpa's got a membership.

And no, nobody in my family is filthy rich. Anyways, I'm getting a job as a Junior Swim Counselor for the Swim Camp there. It's $2 an hour for about 4 hours.

Not a lot, but it's something, isn't it?

Better than working in China or on the Amazon Mechanical Turk (That's pennies. Seriously). So yeah.
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THE NECRONOMICON... IT HAUNTS ME
0,_,0 *huddles on a corner, in the fetal position*

*mumbling*dear god forgive me for I hath looked upon the dark book of death and I hath reveled in its dark powers of the Old Ones... forgive me.*mumbling*

*Suddenly, the Necronomicon floats over to Xela*

Well, I asked god for forgiveness, and we all sin, right? Well, Ima gonna read this here Book of the Dead! Alright!

Here are a couple of reasons why you should read the Necronomicon:

• It'll give you the power to control the Old Ones. That's teh RAWK, man!
  
• After you read it once, you're not scared by the vast power it controls.
  

I for one have decided NOT to use any of the spells in the Necronomicon. But that's just me. Knock yourself out!
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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

I turn my back on Naruto
I, Xela267, do hereby resign from my position as Lord of Sasusaku. In addition to this resignation, I am as well turning my back on my fandom of Naruto. I just don't find it very entertaining at all anymore. I bear no dislike of Naruto fans and I mean in no way to offend anyone. Thank you.
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Sunday, July 23, 2006

I play The Cheat in Attack Mode!
I've been working on some custom cards in my spare time using only some Pokemon card templates (Yu-Gi-Oh! cards are more complicated and I just want some basic frames) and MS Paint (My old Photoshop ended up disappearing... I'm still confused over why it did).

The results are sub-par.

But I still like 'em.


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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Metro's a GIGANTIC B***h.
The bus system around where I live is PURE EVIL.

In the morning today? No bus AT ALL.

In the afternoon? Bus passes me up. Sees me, passes me up.

Don't comment. Please don't comment.
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Anime Club! >
So today, after surviving the horrors of the bus system around here, it's finally time for the extended Anime Club! They have extended anime club during the summer because all of the members are out of school and stuff. My main guys, Josh and Justin, are at a scout camp and can't make it, so I'm going with this girl named Rosa, who's probably my best friend when I'm looking for something other than babble and the smell of axe and BO mixed together sanity... ^_^ Plus she's pretty cute.

=_= Not looking forwards to Japanese right now... darn you, early mornings.
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