Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Raw Last night
Edge opened the night, boasting that he will win at BaskLash, ending his comments with 'The Champ is Here', John Cena came out, thanked him for his introduction, and some how it went on to John Cena caring what people think though they boo him, and edge hating everyone. Cena explained that Edge is an asshole, and that he likes the fact that they're booing him, it keeps him from believing his own hype, if he did, he might get an ego so large that he comes up with a nick name for himself, such as the 'King of Kings'...out comes triple HHH, who I must say is a perfect balance of Cena and Edge in attitude, he doesn't care that they don't like him, and he doesn't get mad, becuase he knows they respect him. John Cena said, "We have a perfect match up. We have an asshole, and a man who kisses ass. I think I'll leave and let you two make out. HHH responded with Vince calling him before the show, Telling him the mainevent was a Handicap match, HHH and John Cena vs. Edge, after edge had said he was still recoving from injuries to compete one on two. in the match John Cena went for the FU on Edge, HHH pulled him off, hit the pedigree, John Cena FU'ed HHH, and locked the STFU on edge for the victory.

Sneak Preveiw of Kane's New movie "See no Evil" Kane is the star and is a psycho(talk about type-casting) who murders a group of prison work release sent into an abandoned hotel to clean it. KANE IS BACK, he went psycho on the spirit squad getting himself and Show DQ'ed. Show tried to calm him down, and within moments, both were locked at the throats, KANE CHOKESLAMED THE BIG SHOW.

Chris Master's admitted that he screwed Carlito at wrestlemania, becuase Carlito screwed Chris Masters at New Years Revolution, and the Royal Rumble, they have each other at BackLash.

Mickie James opted to put her Women's title on the line, and challenged Maria, Micke won with a 'Mick Kick', but Maria did very well countering and avoiding attacks, Mickie is acting more and more like Trish, Trish came out dressed like Mickie typically does, acting like Mickie did, Mickies words, caught only by the camera's mic,"Thats not kool, Trish."

Shelton Benjamin challenged RVD for the Breifcase, and RVD countered with a challenge for the IC.

I wonder if Vince can say Blasphemy, he went into a Catholic church, looking for god(Even I know you won't find god their, sorry if you're Catholic.) He and Shane signed the guest sheet, Vince figured you had to leave something, so he pulled out his credit card to slide and shane told him Cash Only, "What kind of operation are they running here." belted out Vince, they walked into the sanctuary, and the Holy Water pan at the door intrigued him, vince thought you washed you hands, and shane said no, "Shane, shane, who am I?" asked Vince just before scooping some of the water into his mouth and spit it into the air. They walked up the the front, and Vince began to hold a conversation with God, and relayed his 7 commandmants(I kept count) I'll get them for you when I get all of them written down. Shane read the 23rd psalm, up until it talked about Vince mcmahon's grapefruits that created the seamen... Vince and Shane walked to the highest point on the stage, and vince said he would unleash the apocalypse on shawn micheals, and if he was lieing, may god strike him down where he stood, shane backed away, and vince said that Shawn micheal's tag team partner at backlash had forsaken him.
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