Thursday, September 20, 2007

   like hello!
hmmm,today is my 46th day on Otaku,I think,correct me if me is wrong!

Breaking news:Jerriya has stepped down as the president of the perv club (Kakashi:ooh,I LOVE that club,we meet every tuesday and thursday,have tea and read our books,and on friday we get out the stripper pole,and...ME:*mother of all death glares*Kakashi:Erm...nevermind!)! The new president is Jacob,let's give him a hand,lol!

Hmm,I got nothing else to talk about,oh we went to the middle school pep rally today,and won the spirit stick (Kakashi:*readin* whoop-de-doo for u.Me:Awww *pinches Kakashi's cheeeks* shumone doeshn't have any shcool shpirit!kakashi:ow!)

Oh ok,I 4got,I was going to tell u about Kakashi in me track uniform (Kakashi:*slams book* Oh no,if u dare...Me:*evil grin*Kakashi:no,I..I..I'm warning u!Me:*smile gets bigger*Kakashi:*runs out of room* nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!) Hm,what's up with him? lol,anyway I was changing into my athletics cltohes (which were track uniforms,even though I'm not going to be in track) So whenever I was done Kakashi was like "U look so retarded in that" then I was like "oh yeah? Then why don't YOU try it on?". So he's like "all right" So he goes behind the shower curtain to change,then he comes out looking SO RETARDED!!! It was like 5 or 6 sizes too small,and he was like"holy crap these shorts are 2 short and it's big in all the wrong places (u know what I mean don't ya girls?)" I was laughing at him,but He wore it all during atheletics though,it was funny! But,c'mon Kakashi get back in here...*few minutes later* Ok,here he is!(Kakashi:she didn't tell u anything,right? ME: no Kakashi,I would never stoop so low ;)!)

Ok question answering time!

Yumi:I would love to meetz all me friends on here,unless y'all are weird physco child predators!

Uri:(Kakashi;u mean 31 now,don't u,yesh I saw!)

Ari:(Kakashi:can't complain. Naruto:Awesome,BELIEVE IT!!!Sauske:whatever...Kiba:Great!Akumaru:*barks and wags tail in agreement*)

Kandy:(Sauske:Yes,one less fangirl!)

Ok,questions for y'all!

1.Who thinks I'm an idiot (ME!!! *waves hand wildy in air*)?

2.What would u do if I said banana *winks at Jacob*?

3.Bye!

4.Questions?

Peace out!
-Koma
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

   My controlling parents
hey everyone today is me 45th day on Otaku,I'm just a little mad right now at my parents,so I'm going to rant on here,THEY'RE SO CONTOLLING AND THINK THEY OWN ME AND EXPECT ME TO BE LITTLE MISS PERFECT ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!!!!!!!THEY ABUSE ME EMITIONALLY AND THINK THEY CAN JUST THROW MY FEELINGS AROUND LIKE A FRIGGIN RAG DOLL!!!*panting* there,now I feel a little better.

by the way me friend got an otaku,his name is jacobguidry3(Kakashi:*reading* the creativity shines through :P ME:As u can see,Kakashi and Jacob don't get along),for some reason he hasn't unlocked his gb yet or somthing like that,so just send him a friendly pm or somthing like that!(Kakashi:better yet,don't send him anything!Me:KAKASHI....behave! Now go visit his site *big irrestible puppy dog eyes that make you want to go to his site*)

Ok question answering time!

Jacob:this is what Kakashi(and sauske) look like with sexy jitsu:



Lute:the spider monkeys,they were sooooooooo cute and playful!(Kakashi:mine,uhhh,the venonmous snakes I guess Kiba:*pops in* the wolf baby!*howls* Akumaru:*howls* Kakashi:WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE DOG BOY!!!! Kiba:just wanted to pop in *gives me kiss on cheek* bye! *disapears* me:*blush* Kakashi:THAT'S RIGHT,RUN LIKE THE WIMPY LITTLE CHICKEN U ARE!!!ME:*bonks Kakashi on head* be nice!)

Ok I'm gonna ask u questions!

1.Who is ur fav person in sexy jitsu(KAKASHI *whistles*Kakashi:*looks at pic* AUGH!!! F**** U PHOTOSHOP!!!!)?

2.what food are u craving for right now(chocalte...yum!)

3.are ur parnets as controlling as mine(probably not?)

4. ha ve u ever seen Kakashi in a girl's track uniform(Kakashi:U better not tell them about it!Me:Don't worry,I will!Kakashi:DON'T!!!me:that'll be in my next post,so don't worry!)?

5.Do u think the sexy no jitsu is bad and shameful(NO IT'S FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!*laughs at naruto,sauske,Kakashi* Naruto/sauske:*looks a pic* AUGH!!! F*** PHOTOSHOP!!! Kakashi:the already see u like that on the show naruto!Naruto: oh yeah *cheesy grin* I'M THE SEXIST OF ALL OF U,BELIVE IT!! Me: *shakes head and sighs* I have weird friends!)

6.Questions for me or Kakashi or kiba or Naruto or Sauske?(Sauske:just don't ask to marry me,crazy fangirls...)

K,byez from the all of us.and Jacob,if u thought u knew me,be prepeared to be amazed!

Peace out!
-Komatsu



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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

   lol!

Kakashi The Cucumber | Hosted By theOtaku.com.

Hey peeps it's my 44th day on otaku(correct me if I'm wrong)! I'm glad to see y'allz,I wish I could answer ur questions but this stupid computer won't load me site up *sobs*! oh well!

U know damen right? I told u about him,well,he's not really me friend anymore? Why? because,he thinks we(meaning me and my group of friends) we're too crazy and weird for him,and started talking smack about my other friend jacob(Kakashi:Don't worry Koma I'll slay him for u! *gathers chakra for lighting blade*Me:that won't be nesscary Kakashi,please,I don't want to get my hands dirty on a fool like him,I sure hope he doesn't have an otaku...)!Hmph...TURD BASKET!!!

School was blah,as usual :P,me and Jacob talked naruto,as usual,which is cool to have someone who actually likes the same things I like ^.^!

Anyway I g2g,maybe I can post some questions next post k? Bye!

Peace out!
-Komatsu



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Monday, September 17, 2007

   Heya peeps!
Update:me friend Jacob(aka Smurf) got an otaku,once I get his username I'm going to post it on here,please welcome him!

Ok,a few questions!

1.What if Kiba walked in the room(YEs ur going to hate these questions! Well I'd probably pet akumaru and give Kiba a kiss on the cheek!Kiba:score! Akumaru:*barks happily* Kakashi:*great grandmother of all evil death glares*)

2.Ok what bout's hinata(Say hi and give her pointers on how to land a date with nartuo)

3. How about Shino(say hi,ask how his bugs are doing maybe,but nothing else!)

4.What bout Neji?(Challenge him,he is also my rival,figgin rude turd basket!)

5.Would u like Kiba to visit again on me posts?(Kiba:All right! Akumaru:*wags tail and barks*Kakashi:NO!!! Kiba:ur just jelous old man! Kakashi:I'M NOT OLD DOG BOY,I BT U DRINK OUT OF THE TOLIET!!!Kiba:I DO NOT U LITTLE PORN READER!! Akumaru:*growls at Kakashi*)

Oh dear,better break up the fight,buh-byez!

Peace out!
-Komatsu,Kakashi,Kiba,& Akaumaru


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OMG I'm back!
*Runs in* OMG peeps I'm back and it's my 43rd day on Otaku,have y'all seen Kakashi?(Kakashi:*appears in a puff of smoke* sorry I'm late me and Jiraiya we're checking out vanessa ann Hudgens porn on the...ME:*mother of all evil death glares*Kakashi...internet O_OME:We'll talk about this later.)

So yeah we went to my brother's football game.they won,stayed in a hotel,went to the zoo,Kiba randomly popped in also(Kiba:*pops in* Hiya guys Akamaru:*woof* woof*Kakashi: -_- u don't have a chance with her dog boy!Kiba&AKumaru::P!) But didn't stay for long cuz there was a wolf exhibit,so we just ditched him cuz we wanted to see the other animals! Of course me and Kiba ditched KAkashi cuz he wanted to go into this store called the adlut emporium(Kakashi:what did u do to my girlfriend when I was gone!Kiba:We Just made out once...Kakashi:*grandmother of all evil death glares*Akumaru:*whimpers*Kiba:meep O_O...Hey Koma,uh gotta go!ME:k,bye!Kiba:*runs of with Akumaru*KAkashi:that's right,run dog boy run!ME:*bonks Kakashi on head* be nice!) That was basically me trip!

Ok question answering time!

Kandy:(Kakashi:*looks at Kandy* Uhh,zero!me:I'd probably kill u and hang u from a tree to show other peeps what happens when u try to take me Kakashi!)

Ari:(Kakashi:*reading* I bought it,I have every single one,lemme show u,this one I got...ME:*asleep from boredom*)

Lute:(Kakashi: it WAS chocalte *gives Koma death glare*...)


No questions,g2g,bye!

Peace out!
-Komatsu and Kakashi who is in MAJOR trouble(Kakashi:meep O_O!)
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Saturday, September 15, 2007

   HAPPY B-DAY!!!!
TODAY IS THE DAY,KAKASHI'S B-DAY!w00t! oh and it's my 41st day on here!(Kakashi:so what did ya get me!ME:*hugs*Kakashi:that's it?!ME:no greedy I'll explain!) ANyway my gift to Kakashi is not done yet,it probably won't be on here til tomarrow,maybe even monday,but it's on the way,I'm going to try duper hard to make it me best! So anyway,since it's Kakashi b-day let's sing:

Happy Birthday to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a monkey,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*AAAAAAAAnd you smell like one too!(Kakashi:I AM NOT A MONKEY!Me:Whatever Kakashi. I can't belive I could actually hold "and" for that long!)

Anyway here's ur cake Kakashi(Kakashi:ooh,what kind!Me:I dunno *splats cake in Kakashi's face* can't u tell? Haha!Kakashi:GRR...*chases Koma*ME:Can't catch me :P!*1 hour later*Kakashi:ok I'm back...u won't be hearing from Koma for awhile *screams of pain in the background*Anyway I'm taking over so let's get this show on the road!)

This is kakashi speaking,just in case u didn't know idiots :P,me and koma won't be here in the afternoon,and part of tomarrow,we'll be in louisana watching her oldest brother's football game and taking her little brother(the one who just turned 6,koma 4got to mention he's a narutard as well!) to the zoo for his birthday trip,but no,not ME they take him but...never mind...

Ok this is the part where Koma would say like the corny fool that she is "it's question answering time!"(Invisble voice:Corny fool eh?Kakashi: oh snap!Koma:*turns visible* transparency jitsu is neat isn't it? Kakashi:How did u get here? Koma:*bonks Kakashi on head* ur such an idiot,haven't u heard of SUBISUTION JITSU,SHEESH!Kakashi:*gulp* erm...yesh...well...um...shoulf I start running?Koma:nah today's ur b-day I'll get u tomarrow! Anyway time to answer the questions!)

Ari&Uri: let's see if u 2 showed up I probably wouldn't know who u are at first and I'd bee like "NO I DON'T WANT TO BUY WAHT UR SELLING!" then u'd probably have to tell me who u are then I'd bee like "OH MY F'ING GOSH WHY DIDN'T U TELL ME BEFORE!!!" Then I'd sit u down and we'd talk about all sorts of crap about ourselves so we can get to know each other better! Why do u ask? Are u outside right now? oha crap I'm in me pj's!


Ok questions for y'all!

1. What's the best present u ever got?(I dunno,money.)

2.what if Nartuo walked in the room (I'd probably say hey wuz up cuz Naruto's my homeboy and ask if he wanted to get some ramen with me.)

3.What if Sauske walked in the room(Nothing,I don't really care for Sauske.)

4.How bout Sakura?(Say hey maybe but that would be all.)

5.Ok how bout Gaara(challenge him to a battle,we are forever rivals,sorry Hinata,I Know u like him!)

6.How about ino(kill her,such a little b****!)

7.any questions for me or the b-day boy?

K,take care,and don't forget to wish Kakshi happy b-day(Kakashi:and get me a present!Me:*rolls eyes*)

Peace out!
-Koma




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Friday, September 14, 2007

   new printer!
40th day on Otaku and only 1 day til Kakashi's b-day (Kakashi:*reading* You BETTER have gotten me somthing nice!Me:*hugs* I'm just so glad ur back to ur old self again!)Yep Kakashi has calmed down,which is good!

Guess what,we are going to get a new printer with a copier and a SCANNER on it! I'm soooooo excited about it,no I can finally show the world my crappy drawings!(Kakashi:*reading*They're not that bad,they're getting better Me:*hugs* Thanks Kakashi!)

Ok time to answer the long list o' questions!

ari:*gulp* yeah,we'll stop(Kakashi:*reading* do ur WORST!Me:*glomps Kakashi* shut up,Kakashi,shut up!)!

Uri:(Kakashi:*dusting self off*will u give me a cookie if I say it?)

Kandy:I already did.

Hinata:um let's see was it 2...3...4?(Kakashi:I lost count too!)

Elves: It's either my "hug a tree" shirt(yesh I'm a tree hugger,TREE HUGGERS RULE!!!!) OR my pikachu slippers. What I really want is a hidden leaf headband thingy!

Kyo:umm....I 4got now ^.^!(Kakashi:*rolls eyes* idoit!Me:Doofus!Kakashi:ninja wanna be!me:Porn reader!Kakashi:*gasp* TAKE THAT BACK,THEY ARE ROMANCE BOOKS U LITTLE DWEEB!Me:Never u White haired freak!Kakashi:grr...IT'S SILVER!!!! WHY I OUGHTA...me:What are u gonna do about it,OLD MAN!!Kakashi:grrr....DIE!!!*starts to chase Koma*ME:*running backwards* ooh,so scared of an Old man! Lemme get ur walker for u,we don't want u to fall and get hurt!Kakashi:*glomps Koma* I got u now!Me:*laughing* ok,u win!Kakashi:*laughing*ME:yes we are weird but we are also in love!)

Ok sorry about that *dusts self off*,now on to the questions!

1.What kind of pics would u want me to draw?

2.What if I killed Kakashi(Before u fangirls hurt e this is a HYPOTHETICAL question,I'm not going to do it cuz I LOVE Kakashi,I wanna get ur reaction!)

3.What if Itachi walked in here(I'd kill him before the other Kakashi/Sauske fangirls got to him first!)?

4.If u could make up ur own bloodline trait jitsu what would it be(I dunno...maybe I could control leaves!)

5.Any questions?


k,byez,oh,u can start sending me mail again!


Peace out!
-Koma


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Thursday, September 13, 2007

   a bit of a problem
(Kakashi:*twitch* *twitch* I SHALL KILL HIM!!!! *twitch*) Um,hi folks,sorry I haven't been on in a long time,my stupid mom wouldn't let me on! 39th day on otaku and um I'm sure u wanna know what's up with Kakashi,no I didn't start it,well,I might as well tell u!

Well about 3 days b4 Kakashi decided to come to school with me just to see what it was like,the first day went fine,however the second day wasn't so good. One of my friends that was a boy was mad at another because (let's say their names are rob and bob) bob told rob that he liked someone and rob pretended to tell someone and so bob got mad and said he hated him,well rob being a little turd basket(just to let u know that's my new cuss word!) got mad at him so they have'nt forgiven each other since,well bob tried anyway. So that day at lunch I got my tray and just as I was walking over to where we usually sit I notice they spilt up into 2 tables:Rob's table and Bob's table. They we both like"come sit with me" but no one was sitting with jacob so I sat with him,eve n tough I wasn't picking sides. I told them"stop being a bunch of little turd baskets and forgive each other"! So I just asked bob to tell me who hhe liked,so mabye I could get them together,he said "no it's a secret" I never tell any of my friends secrets,so it was weird bob didn't tell me,unless... Well Kakashi figured out it a spilt second before me and started to give the mother of all evil glares at him(Kakashi:*twitch* grrrr...). The rest of my friends must of thought I was too dumb to figure it out so Rob told me "hey do u know?" and I'm like "yeah I already figured it out!" and he's like "Yeah,he LIKES u!" And so all my friends are like "do u like him back?" "do u wanna go out with him?" "If u didn't have ur boyfriend would u go out with him?" (by boyfriend I mean Kakashi Kakashi:*twitch* YEAH,SHE'S MINE!!!!) I don't know what to do! On the plus side Kakashi is being nicer to me than he ever has before,but on the downside he tried to starngle bob more than once,and yesterday they got into a fight,Kakashi won though(Kakashi:*twitch* teeheehee *twitch*!),and Kakashi is acting strange. I find it strange that me,the preacher of "love sux,date anime people" has someone falling head over heels for her.

Oh plz don't send me any more "fanmail" cuz seriously if I like get any more my inbox may exlpode!

today is my baby brother's 6th b-day,so plz wish him a happy b-day!


No questions right now and I can't respond cuz I g2g but feel free to ask me any questions!

Peace out!
-Koma and that lunatic who once was Kakashi (Kakashi:*twitch*)
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Sunday, September 9, 2007

   Just to clear things up!
ok,some of y'all are asking me "what in the world could u have done to hurt poor kakashi?" Well I'm here to clear things up,1,I DID NOT HURT HIM,HE HURT HIMSELF!!!! 2.I just chaind him to a chair and made him watch barney(Kakashi:O_O *twitches* Me:Poor thing,that's what happens when I say "the b word") 3.He hurt himself trying to esacpe,I didn't touch him! So do u forgive me Kakashi(Kakashi: yeah,I guess. Me: BARNEY!Kakashi:*twitches* I HATE U!!! Me:XD,lol,that will never get old! Kakashi:grrrr...*starts to chase Koma* what's the matter,BARNEY? Kakashi:*twitches* grrr...STOP SAYING THAT!!!!)

Peace out!
-Bob(since Kakashi and koma aren't here!)
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   funny comic

Kakashi's Book | Hosted By theOtaku.com.

Ello me peeps! 35th day on Otaku and 6 more days til Kakashi's b-day,speaking of Kakashi,we have everything all worked out now,isn't that right kakashi(Kakashi:*limps in* yeah,ow,sure,ow!)?

Anyway I was browsing thorugh Kakashi fan art when I found this,the second panel is so hilarious,I love the mad look in his eyes(Kakasi:*reading* oh and I,ow, finally found ,ow, gaara,ow, let's just say,ow, u won't be,ow, hearing from him for,ow, awhile *painful screams in the background*)

hmm...my friend hasn't responded to my email,I hope I got the adress right,I may have spelled it wrong!

Oh,I forgot to tag some peeps,I pick ari,gaarasgal,and nejis_fan_girl!

Wow,y'all really responded to my pie question well,lol!

ok,question answering time!

Hinata:all kinds,I'm an extreme bookworm!(Kakashi:*reading* "dirty" and,ow, "porn" are such,ow, srong words,ow, I prefer "romance",ow!)

Ari:(Kakashi:*reading* lost,ow,count,ow!)

Lute:wal mart,it was only 10 dollars,jk,jk,I really dunno,it was just somthing I was born with I guess! And Yes I am going to do somthing,but It's a suprise!

Ok,questions for y'all!

1.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood(Kakakshi:*reading* More stupid questions?Me:ok,u ask the next question then mr.smartypants!Kakashi:*puts down book* fine,I will :P!)

2.Do u think Koma's questions are stupid(Koma:HEY!!!Kakashi:well u said I could.Koma:I'll take it from here!)?

3.Do u think Kakashi's questions are stupid(Kakashi:HEY!!!Me:see how it feels :P!)?

4.what words do u like to say that sound funny(I like to sat Sharigan,Bykuagan,and Rasengean,I bet Uri's gonna show up any mintue to correct my spelling!)

5.Question's for me or Kakashi?

Ok,byez my peeps!

Peace out!
-Koma



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