Friday, October 19, 2007

   Hey Sasuke,I can be more emo than you!!

Last post I didn't put me daily NAS episode on here,so here's episode 4!



I aslo have somthing else,I found this off of www.narutocentral.com. It's called "They'd Never Say That!":

Every Naruto character has a different personality. Below are some of the things you will never find the characters saying! If you would like to submit your own, feel free to do so through the contact form!

Asuma

· "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
· "I quit smoking a month ago."
· "Don't smoke; it is not good for your health."

Choji

· "No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
· "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
· "Oooooh no! Not another bite."
· "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."
· "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

Deidara

· "I should put my clay figures in a museum."
· "Why is there a mouth on my hand?"

Gai

· "That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

Gaara

· "I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
· "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"
· "Hold on! There is sand in my eye."
· "Who needs a hug?"
· "Ok Shukaku, its bedtime now!"
· "I should have got my tattoo on my back."

Haku

· "I hate you Zabuza... shove it."
· "Wow! I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."

Hidan

· "Ahhh!! I think I broke a nail."
· "I don't feel like praying today."
· "Actually, I'm atheist."
· "All this blood is making me queasy."

Hinata

· "I love you Neji."
· "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Ino

· "Who cares about looks."
· "Eww... I hate purple."

Itachi

· "I'm so weak. I wish I wasn't such a woman."
· "Violence isn't necessary; can't we all just get along."
· "I want my mommy..."
· "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
· "I miss my family."
· "Hey Kisame, do you think pink nails would match me better?"
· "Sasuke, no hug for a family member?"

Jiraiya

· "Oh man! Not another naked chick."
· "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
· "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
· "That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it."
· "I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
· "I love big butts and I can not lie."
· "I've never looked at porn."
· "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
· "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"

Kabuto

· "I never told Orochimaru that he kinda looks like a girl."
· "Oh why did I never finish the Ninja Academy?"
· "I think Shizune likes me."
· "I need to switch to collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards."
· "Orochimaru, I need a day off."

Kakashi

· "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
· "Man, my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
· "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
· "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
· "Naruto, you are so smart!"
· "I'm Done Done with Come Come Paradise."
.Koma you're a hot sexy bitch! I love you! (Ok I added this last one XD! Kakashi:I'D NEVER SAY THAT!!!!)

Kankurou

· "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
· "Puppets are kinda boring; I think I'm going to be a ventriloquist instead."
· "To tell you the truth, puppets kind of freak me out."
· "Oh my dollies look so pretty today."

Kiba

· "You're a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
· "I think I'm allergic to dogs."
· "I want a cat."
· "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"

Kisame

· "Gaassp, I can't breath!"
· "Hey guys, let's go to a fish buffet for dinner!"
· "OMG a shark! Run!!!"

Konohamaru

· "Naruto! You're a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Kakuzu

· "You guys are so obsessed with money! Don't you fight for anything else?"

Naruto

· "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
· "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
· "I hate the color orange."
· "I love you Neji."

Neji

· "I love you more Hinata."
· "Time for a haircut."
· "I think I'm going to hold back on using the Byakugan for this fight."
· "Hey guys, lets work together."

Orochimaru

· "Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
· "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
· "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."

Pein

· "Ouch! Papercut!"

Rock Lee

· "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
· "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
· "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
· "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."
· "Sorry Gaara, I stole your eyebrows."
· "Gai, I'm done with these spandex; it's really causing me to itch now."
· "What should I wear today?"
· "I'd rather learn the Chidori."
· "Should I get a perm?"

Sakura

· "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."
· "Damn Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
· "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."
· "Maybe I should dye my hair blonde."
· "OMG Ino and Sasuke look so cute together."

Sasuke

· "I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
· "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
· "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
· I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*

Shikamaru

· "I'm sooo hyper. Lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
· "Ino I hate you; you're such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"
· "Whats 1+1?"
· "I really like the new alarm clock Asuma got for me."

Shizune

· "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

Shino

· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
· "Eww... get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
· A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
· HAHAHAHAHA!
· I need some Raid. These bugs are really bugging me.

Temari

· "This damn fan is really starting to get heavy."

The Third Hokage

· "This village sucks. I'm moving to Hawaii."
· "Iruka, I want my tapioka pudding now."
· "Orochimaru, you can destroy the village if you will let me go."

Tsunade

· "I hate being young. I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
· "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
· "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
· "I am NOT a total whore."
· "God I'm glad that Dan creep died. I swear he was stalking me."
· "Shizune, do you think I am flat-chested?"
· "They call it HO-kage for a reason!"
· "You think I need implants?"
· "Or should I get breast reduction surgery?"


Guys I wish I could post more byt Kakashi is trying to kill me for adding that last part,and don't forget to check the post below this...BYE!!!! *getting chased by Kakashi(Kakashi: *chasing Koma with kunai in hand* COM BACK HERE BITCH!!!!)

Peace out!
-Koma





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