Thursday, September 6, 2007

Hallloween!
Hey guys!! I'm eating KFC's mashed potatoe's right now. I hate the chicken...I hate all meat relly. I'm a vegatarian! ^_^ But anyways! For Christmas, well first I LOVE High School Musical and High School Musical 2! But for Halloween I think I'm gonna be Gabriella! She's so kewl! Well I have some questions for you all: (my answers are under the questions)

How are you today?
Good
How old are you?
13
Your favorite anime?
Pokemon
What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Gabriellla!
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Tuesday, September 4, 2007

   Baptizing!

Baptizing A Drunk

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a
preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and
subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost
overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready
to find Jesus?"

"Yes I am" replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in
the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found
Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't."

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but
for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again,
"Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I have not found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in
the water again, but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds.

When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him
up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found
Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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