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Monday, April 10, 2006
DiD YOU EVER WONDER...?
DID YOU EVER WONDER?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people
from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you
put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or
do you get change?
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called
a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale
bread to begin with.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a
person drives a race car not called a racist?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians
denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons
debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . .
they're cramming for their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny
little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they
just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen
could look for them while they delivered the mail?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what
exactly are the others here for?
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
No one ever says, "It's only a game," when their team is
winning.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it
didn't zigzag?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come
from?
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