Thursday, April 13, 2006

Woah.
Have you heard? No. A baby born TODAY could potentially live to be 150 years old.
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Saturday, April 8, 2006

   Naruto
have any of you played thae Naruto: Clash of Ninja game (for gamecube)? It ROCKS!!! I got it on Thursday, april 6, but I didn't get to play it till Friday, april 7,(yesterday). Not to brag, but I kick serious ninja butt.
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Thursday, April 6, 2006

   HELP!!!
Any of you go to foothill? If you do, you might of heard of Katelynn Bray, and how she was diagnosed with cancer Monday, April 3, 2006, at the age of 14. What kind of cancer they are not sure yet. Katelynn is one of my best friends, and I could go to her with any problem, now it's my turn to return the favor. I'm asking all of YOU to go to CHOC (if you live in southern cal) and visit her. If you decide to do this, however, you must not cry, you have to put on a smile and act as though nothings wrong. Thank you.

p.s.-Put this message on your myotaku, pass it on.

-Cameron Bell-

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

   What in the World?!
wintw on reatauraunt names:

-Polly's Tasty Foods and Pies-

what restaurant puts 'tasty' in its name. Don't you think that they could have used exquisite, or...um...something else. Putting tasty in the name is degrading, you know. I can make anything 'tasty' at home. Something exquisite, or...um...something else would sound worth going to the restauraunt for.

-Until I find something stupid to laugh about-
Vash(...or Hyde, whatever)
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Thursday, March 23, 2006

   What in the World?!
1) To solve the problem of writing with a pen in outer space, the u.s. government spent large amounts of tax dollars to create a zero gravity pen.You know what the Russians did? Used a pencil.

2) After going grocery shopping, a wife comes home to find her husband shaking, and a chord going from his waist to the electric stove. Thinking that he was being electricuted, his wife hit him with a wooden blank to get him away from the wire. She broke his arm in 2 places and found out what his was really doing. What was her husband doing? Well, until that moment, her husband had been happily listening to his walkman.
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

   What in the World?!
What do you do to get out of a ticket? Most people just pay it off. Some try to out run...or outdrive rather... the ticket. The most creative, fake your own death. Kimberly Du (and I Du Kimberly)faked her own death in order to get out of a parking ticket!!! Sure, that will get you out of parking ticket, but it will get you out of everything else (good and bad), too.

-"Oh, man. The only open space is in the red zone...I know, if I park there, buy my groceries, go home, and fake my own death, they can't give me any parking tickets! Yeah it's flawless! No ticket for me!" or christmas presents, or anything else pleasurable. Kimmy was found and got thrown in the slammer. She's definitely the stupidest criminal I've heard of.
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Friday, March 17, 2006

   What in the World?!
wintw's Vash(me) and rr's tidus are going undercover to get YOU info. on idiotic criminals.
While tidus is still in the field, I have gotten information on one of the most famous and stupid recent criminals.
-Andrea Yates drowned her children in a bathtub. Even though she coaxed her children to the bathtub, this woman is a psychopathic idiot. She drowned them from youngest to oldest. And her oldest was nine! You'd think that the kid would have been able to figure something out.

-‘Mommy Mommy why is baby Johnny on the floor in a towel...and why is he blue, and little Susie, why is she in a towel on the floor…and why is SHE blue…you’re right mommy, she’s always blue.’ Stupid kid.

Now I'll send you to tidus in the field, he should have some interesting info.(means go to his site)

until I find something stupid to laugh about,
Vash
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Thursday, March 16, 2006

   What in the World?!
Guess what, I've found some laws that are so wierd you will find them either incredibly stupid or hilarious:

-Idaho: It's illegal to fish...but only if you're sitting on the back of a giraffe.

-Tennessee: If you're pulled over while you're driving asleep, you could find yourself in the slammer.

First, this giraffe/fishing thing. Who is stupid enough to sit on a giraffe while fishing? What's wrong with boats, or even a chair? Second, it's physically impossible to to drive while you're asleep. I can see it now...

-"Man, this chairs' just not comfy enough. I need a good giraffe rear to sit on."

-"Oh, man. I'm beat. Been up for three days straight. Guess it's a good time to take a drive. See ya later honey, I'll be back in a while"
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

   What in the World?!
I've decided to start posting random things that may be stupid, funny, or just plain pathetic. I will call them my 'What in the World?!' series. They are similar to tidus' random rantings. I'm not copying, just helping get the information out quicker. Here is my first one:

-Cinnabuns-
Admit it, there is no REAL reason in the world to purchase a cinnabun. You always blame it on your 'sweet tooth'(which I will talk about in upcoming posts). If you are one of the people who doesn't get a cavity every time you get a whiff of a cinnabun, then you're one of the people who EATS cinnabuns. Standing in line for that must be the most embarrassing thing(or at least one of them) that you can physically do in a mall. Also, it's really generous calling it a cinnaBUN when it's the size of a bean bag chair. I can see it now:
-embarrassed customer- 'uh...I'm just here for the NAPKINS...ahem'

-surprised customer- 'holy crap! it's huge! do I sit in it or eat it?...hey, I can sit in it AND eat it!'

until I here of something stupid to laugh about- -xVashx-
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Monday, March 13, 2006

   I'm Pissed!!!
Have any of you ever had a friend that doesn't know when they've gone too far? Well, one of my friends, who will remain nameless(ANYA TAMPONI- DE LA CRUZ), is bothering me and my buddy Ian(tidus on myotaku) because we are both in wrestling. We have been telling her to stop and shut up since she started (last Friday) and it's not getting through to her. Then, when Ian and I had had enough of her 'jokes', we lost our tempers and stopped talking to her, she couldn't figure out why we were mad!!! She must have the I.Q. of a doorknob. Still, she's exponentially smarter than our other 'nameless' friend(RAFAEL CANTILLO) who thinks that we deserve it. He has reason, Ian and I used to tease Anya, but when she wanted us to stop, we stopped. That was more than a week ago, and Rafael still hasn't figured out that we stopped, although he is in the same group of friends at the same spot where Anya is. Rafael also doesn't have any manners. He interupts conversations(even when my mom is talking to me, we carpool him), flirts with every girl that he knows(which he doesn't do very well), even though he has had a girlfriend for well over a year. Well, I don't have enough time to go into anything else that they do, so I'll put it on another post later on.
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