Saturday, July 8, 2006

   I have returned!
Sorry I haven't been on in a while. I've been moving and traveling and dealing with idiots >_<; I was forced to spend a month with my father.. What a joy that was... He basically looked for ways to piss me off and I swere that girlfriend of his has to be the dumbest bitch I've ever met. She acts all sweet but yet I get an email from her that says things like "I don't think you realize how much this move hurt your father." And "If you cared, you would call him." Oh! And the best line, "Your father is the most honorable and most honest person I've ever met." ....
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HONEST MY FUCKING ASS
He's the biggest fucking liar I've ever seen in my entire life! If I had a penny for every lie he's told me I'd be a freaking billionaire!
I was forced to go to California too.. Yay for family drama cause you know you could never get enough of that shit. xD It was fun to throw fries out the window though at my aunts rental car >>;
Anyways! I've drawn a lot much, mainly because I dont know any one here.. Yay for being the new girl in this tiny ass town x_x; I really wish that all my friends from Clermont could just move here instead. I wouldn't want to go back to Clermont though.. I hated it there. xD At least I'm away from my many enemies though! Plus I made one more amv. If I can get damn youtube to work I may post it. ^ ^ See you all later!
I miss anyone that I knew back in Clermont!
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Monday, March 27, 2006

   My Guide on How to Survive if in a Horror Movie
[Edited with some more! #29-32 are thanks to my awesome friend Azura the Kitsune aka Sloth! XD]
Okay we were bored today in my classes and me and my friends started up the Guide on How to Survive if in a Horror Movie. This are weird and hilarious, well at least the kids in my school thought it was, and so I hope you all enjoy it. If you have any more you would like to add to the list be sure to comment it or even sign my guest book with your idea. ^ ^ Enjoy!

1. Don't go upstairs! Do you ever notice that in every horror movie the people running away run upstairs even if the guy that was chasing them wasn't even to the front door yet! Never go up if you don't have a helicopter or a giant mutated flying bird to get away on/in.
2. You are not an ostrich! Don't hide behind a pillow thinking if I can't see them they can't see me. Blankets don't work either...
3. Never listen to the creepy old native at the truck stop.
4. Screw shortcuts! Stay on the main road you lazy sons of a bitchs! >_<
5. Before you move around an area... TURN ON THE LIGHTS! It'll help!
6. Do not even attempt to pet a animal that is foaming at the mouth... That animal is rabid and WILL kill you.
7. The red liquid on the floor is not kool-aid...
8. Don't assume someone is dead! Nudging them with your foot is not making sure someone is dead... Shooting them 5 times in the brain is.
9. Don't drop your weapon near the bad guy even if you think he's dead.
10. If you enter a strangetown were people have less than or exactly four teeth, bring a large attack dog and a gun.
11. Don't split up! You aren't the Scooby Doo gang. You will just die one at a time that way.
12. If a friend or family member is missing limbs and bleeding to death don't stay with them.Run the hell away cause they're going to die anyway even if you did stay.
13. Don't cry when you're trying to hide!
14. Don't scream when the killer is getting closer to you. You aren't getting it to go away and you certainly aren't scaring it.
15. Don't expect the killer to come through a specific door. People can break through walls and they certainly go around to another door if there is one.
16. If you loose a limb use it as a weapon! If a killer is coming towards you and a friend and you had gotten your foot cut off, Throw it! The killer will be hit in the face then look at the foot like "Wtf?! A foot?! You're attacking with a foot?!" And in his confusion you take the nearest heavy sharp object and stab them in the freakin face!
17. [Random fact about movies] No.. The black guy doesn't always die first. And hey if you're in one of those movies where the black guy dies first and you are half black then you have a 50-50 chance on living.
18. Never ever think that it is safe.
19. Don't go into enclosed areas such as closets.
20. Always have extra bullets if you are using a gun as your weapon.
21. And please... Make sure the safety is off on that gun!
22. Don't go to the desert. There's nothing to see out there anyway.
23. Don't go to towns where people seem a bit too happy to see you.
24. .... Or towns were people are missing too many of their teeth.
25. If you start hearing the creepy background music... RUN LIKE HELL!!!
26. If zombies ever came, don't try to train them.
27. Don't try to use stupid weapons on them either... Get a gun and shoot them about 5 times in the face.
28. If those zombies come after you and you are looking for a place to stay go hide in a large mall. You can live a full life even though it's only a day until the zombies break down the mall doors and infect you and anyone else in there.
29. If the lights go out in the house, please dont enter it if you make it out cause you forgot something.
30. Dont pick up the phone when it rings and you have a great idea who the fuck it is. (aka the bad guy)
31. dont enter a room you know is gonna have the bad guy in it.
32. if you have the feeling of being watch, run for the f'ing hills bitch.


XD So anyways, that's what I got so far.
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Friday, March 24, 2006

   For all the people that HATED the ending of the FMA series XD
I keep hearing from my friends how much they HATED the ending to the FMA series so I went through the hassle of getting all the parts' htmls so you all can watch the FMA Movie right here on my site. Hope you like it! I did! ^-^










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