Saturday, December 11, 2004

   WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS!!!!???
That WITCH!!!

Alright I'm sorry I have to start this entry off with a pissy state/screaming but I just cant help it. I just got back from my choir concert (which went very well) and I had to ride home in the car with my mom because I had a few friends there too and we needed to take two cars. So we dropped my friends back off at thier houses and as we're driving home, my Mom started going on about how she wants me to go to Moravian (a college thirty minutes away from home) and how that 'parents have the peace of mind knowing where their daughters are if they live at home during college.' Well since I want to be an Executive Producer of movies, I told her 'Mom, I want to go the California Institute of the Arts.' Thats a college in Costa Rico I believe that is also nicknamed 'The School of Mouse' because it's Disney's breeding grounds. I want to go there because they have a super film making program and its also the school where my hero, Tim Burton went. Well when she heard that she made a snide remark 'Oh so you want to go there just because Tim Burton went there? Caitlin, California is where the people who dont get accepted to the New York area art schools go or they're too far away from NYC to go.' So I just bit my lip for a little bit and went upstairs to my room and listened to my Mom tell my father how immature, unrealistic, and incapbable I am of producing a movie. She has NO RIGHT to say things like that because I NEVER show her any of my work to begin with! She has NO IDEA of just what I'm capable of!

Take this instance; I go to Drama Club at my old highschool where I spent my freshmen year. It was our winter show, Night of the Literati and the skit I was in (Alice in Wonderland, The Mad Tea Part fyi). Well I walk into the theatre and I find out that my skit was cut because A) My Alice never showed up and B) We didnt have a Mad Hatter. Well I wasnt about to give up so I told them "Alright guys, give me the two hours we have before this show starts and I'll have a skit." Lucky for me the girl who was playing The Doormouse came so that was a relief. So I took her out of the theatre and into the Choir room of the school, where I came up with the skit we performed. Basically I went as Bonny Fyfa (I had on a jester hat, crazy makeup, old jeans, my school uniform shirt which was half untucked, and one of my little brother's neckties)and Tereasa went as 'Precephony Pifflepuff. She wore a gypsy skirt, a light blue skirt, and my other jester hat. So what we did was that we came on stage and acted loony for a few minutes speaking in British accents (we do those really well as we've been told). After we finished introducing it, we actually read the chapter A Mad Tea Party from the book, handing it off to each other and making the occasional comments. Well once we rehearsed it and perfected it, we went back to the auditorium where the rest of the club was running thru the show. When it was time for the part Alice in Wonderland was going to be, Mrs. Brochaffuer (the director) asked if I had completed the skit. I told her yes and Tereasa and I performed it. And it was a SMASH HIT!! The entire club was laughing thier asses off and so was the real audience later that night. Since my mom didnt come to the show, she didnt see it. Now tell me, if I can make a good name for myself to the seniors (who are hardcore hard-to-impress bitches) of the club (They said 'OH HELL YA we're keeping this girl!!' to Mrs. B later that night) how can I not produce a decent movie? AND I DID THAT IN TWO FRIGGING HOURS!! I mean I'm not trying to brag or anything but that's an accomplishment for Easton Area High school. I have talent, and I know it. So I'm going to use it and give the world some much needed witty comedy and light hearted happiness once I get out of school and learn how to do it.

Bottom line: My mom's an ignorant witch...

*Picks up the pretty white and lavender glass vase that says 'Bishoujen Rule' on it* DRUMROLL PLEASE!! Tis time for Pic of the Post! WOOT WOOT!!

And today's image is...



Yes it's true! Bonny Fyfa is toally fully and completly in love with Cumei Gackt...(along with 99% of the female/gay guys population...nothing against the gay guys, in fact, I LOVE THEM! All of my favorite guy friends are gay! *grins widely*) In fact, I'm engaged to marry 'The Mad Aristocrat'!! *whispers* He just doesnt know it yet...^~

Anyhoo, time to go write my Dragon Knights story. Toodles to all!!

~ Bonny Fyfa ~
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