Monday, March 31, 2008

   Weird day at school...then again, when is it not?
Okay so, here's the break down of my day.

Math-
So, Pierce (Who is this really annoying dude that has an obsession with me) kept trying to tell me about his weekend and I was like,
"I do not care."
And then he kept trying to talk to me. So I hit him.
Then Kristian (Who is this really annoying girl) flipped out because Katherine (One of mah buddies) stole her chair. Now, this isn't really that big of a deal, but most of us like to have the new chairs rather than the old ones because the new ones don't wobble. So, she got all pissed and I'm like,
"It's just a chair."
And she's like,
"It's none of your business."
And I'm like,
"Yeah, actually it is. You're annoying me and I'm stopping you." But I didn't really say that. I wish I had though.

English-
Kristian got all pissed at me cause I said something and then she said I was as annoying as Pierce. Then I was like,
"Have you spent a day with yourself?"
Then she got more pissed.
And then like, 2 minutes later she was like talking and laughing at every joke I made. Bipolar much? BTW this isn't mean to insult anyone who is bipolar. Trust me, if you met her and I said that, you'd probably shoot me.

P.E-
I was hanging out with Sydney (Whose my buddy cause she worships my fanfictions) and she was like,
"What would a emo fart smell like?"
I was like,
"Ham and cheese sandwich on rye bread."
She was like,
"Why?"
and I was like,
"Because ham is the darkest sandwich meat and the cheese isn't the crappy white american kind, it's like extra sharp cheddar. And rye bread is the dark kind of bread..." And I came up with this explanation out of thin air. I don't even know where it came from.

Bible-
Here we were talking about sex. And our text book was talking about if one is no physical contact and ten is sexual inter course, what are your limits? I was like,
"10."
And the teacher started laughing. Consider I WAS joking. The only thing I've really ever done with a guy is share drinks, hold hands and peck on the lips...'cept for that one time he attemped to get his tongue in my mouth and he licked my lips instead and I was like,
"Thanks, my lips were dry anyway." XD

And now I will skip right to exteneded care-
There was yoai going on on the playground. These two first graders were like, having buttsex in the middle of the soccer field, well, not really soccer field, but where they play soccer.

So I was swinging and I saw this boy tackle the other one. And I was like, "Okay..."
And then a couple seconds later, Marcus was like, "OH MY GOD."
Then Ashley was like, "YOAI."
And I was like, "Are those kids like...having buttsex?"
The image was frightening. The one kid that was tackled was laying on the ground, then the other kid was like, humping his butt...
The first thing that came to mind was a SasuNaeu fanfic....

Then I came home.

If you're still reading this(and you aren't Ashley) I owe you something. Seriously.
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