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Tuesday, June 6, 2006
lord seshy poo rox
i just got done reading some fanfix by Lordsesshomaru there realy funny you should read them i read Night of the Ninja and all of The Next World it was great u should stop by and check some of them out i think there are only 4 more left for me to read then i will have read them all
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Monday, June 5, 2006
i made this its sexy yay me
yep i like it alot i am so ryoko #^_^#
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Saturday, June 3, 2006
i made this its sexxy
yep i like it alot i am so ryoko #^_^#
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
my friend showed me this lol
Little Billy walks in on his parents argueing.
The mom calls the husband a "bastard"
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
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So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom"Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitchs and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wipeing the shit of his face, and my mom is fucking the Turkey"
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
this dident show yesterday
i made this for a friend i luv it so umm ya look
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Monday, May 29, 2006
tee hee
i think everyone should play this game
until there eyes bleed
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Sunday, May 28, 2006
yay!
who likes my kitty isnt she sexy pet the kitty
hay hay look what i made yay me
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Thursday, May 25, 2006
this is so cool
my friend showed me this site and i thought these icons were cute
Hosted by Sparkle Tags
Hosted by Sparkle Tags
Hosted by Sparkle Tags
Hosted by Sparkle Tags
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Friday, May 12, 2006
CHINESE PROVERBS included
i found somthing realy cool its funny too
CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Saturday, April 29, 2006
hope u like
i found somthing realy cool its funny too
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