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Saturday, January 22, 2005


Okay here's the deal...
I live in an apartment, and the lady downstairs plays her music way too loud every day. The neighbors right beside me so it to. The apartment rules state you cannot play music in a stereo or computer or in anything that can be heard though the walls after 10:00 pm. I wake up to my brain vibrating from her blaring her music, and it's not uncommon for her to play it loud after 10:00, she's been known to to till 11:00 We've called the apartment manager several times and she say she will do something about it ASAP but she really just doesn't care, unless 10 months later is ASAP. That lady also always breaks the leash law and lets her two dogs run free in the back woods.

There is actually another rule that everyone around here breaks, that would be not picking up after their pets. well I was always strict about that with myself and always did it. Well one time I didn't because I was really depressed that day and I was like "ah screw it, nobody else bothers with it" and I got reported and we got fined like $50 or something. It's like the staff doesn't care about broken rules unless I break one!

They're also some of the greediest people I've ever seen. They've gradually bumped up our rent like $400 over the past two years. I used to live about 100 feet from the shore in the fall, winter, and spring, and it was $1075 a month. I had access to several private beaches, a tennis court, a convenience store, a nearly private police station, and a putting green all right in the private community. I'm living in this stink bag of a city in the dead of winter for $1700 a month with gangs, terrible drivers, nosy and inconsiderate neighbors, PEOPLE BLARING THEIR MUSIC DOWNSTAIRS UNTIL 11:00, etc.

Well now I've had it, I've snapped. I'm gonna make these people sorry and I'm gonna go as far as I can without getting arrested.

The lobby where the staff works is quite fancy looking, while the apartments look like crap. When the staff goes out on lunch break, they leave the lobby open from the backway. I'm thinking while they're out on lunch break I'm gonna go into the lobby and bring some nice dark purple grape juice. Then I'm gonna 'accidently' trip on my shoelace or something and spill my big cup of grape juice all over their nice carpet. It's perfect because it'll never come out and they'll never figure out it was me if the lobby is empty. Some little kid could've gone in with their mom to drop of a rent check and spilled their grape juice all over the carpet. "Oops..."
Believe me if you knew them they'd absolutely hate that. It's a one time thing, if I repeatedly did it they'd know it was deliberate.

And as for the woman downstairs, the doorbells here are loud and really annoying. Actually they make a loud buzzing/beeping sound. They make me twitchy if anyone holds it down for more than 1/2 a second. I've started going out to the front at random times and hold hers down for a good 5 to 8 seconds and then run back in. I'm gonna start doing that to a gang that lives on the floor above me as soon as I find out their apartment room number. They nearly mugged me two years ago, and I still get occasional nightmares about it. I hope they try to attack me again so I can rip their throats out this time and laugh when they fall to the ground. I'm also going to start bringing something up to the lobby on weekend lunch breaks and start draining all the free coffee and taking all the free sugar and half and half once a week or so. I still have to work that one out a bit though. Whatever I can do without getting arested.

Look I know these evil schemes are pathetic, but I don't want to get thrown in jail okay? I'm not left with too many options here.

Wow, you must be pretty bored if you've read this far. Or maybe you just read the first paragraph and skimmed to the bottom. Either way, if I don't post for like two weeks so then I probably either went too far and got arrested or I just died or something. But then again I might not have, my computer could've broke or something. See ya.

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