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Thursday, December 9, 2004

   Something funny, but kinda bad
There were three boys named Crap, Shut up, and Fat Ass. One day, they were caught by police officers for making graffiti on school grounds. The first Cop asked for their names and each time he asked for Crap’s name, he always heard him say:

Cop 1: What is your name?
Crap: crap
Cop 1: I know you are busted so peak up. Now what is your name?
Crap: crap
Cop 1: No really, I know how you feel but seriously answer me.
Crap: crap

The first cop gave up and asked for Shut up’s name:

Cop 1: What is your name?
Shut up: Shut up
Cop 1: don’t you shut up me, shut up to you! NOW WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Shut up: shut up
Cop 1: ARGGGHHHHHH!!
Shut up: SHUT UP!!!

The first cop gave up and forced his partner to do the last one:

Cop 2: So what is your name?
Fat Ass: Fat Ass
Cop 2: Is my butt really that fat? Must have been the chocolate cake I swiped from the bakery…so what is your name?
Fat Ass: Fat Ass
Cop 2: If I say please will you stop hurting my butt’s feelings? So then again, what is your name?
Fat Ass: Fat Ass

The second cop had burst into tears and cried. So both cops gave up and left the three boys safe from prison.

Crap: What was all that about?
Shut Up: We told them our names.
Fat ass: And we weren’t arrested?

Together: God bless our parents who named us!

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