Thursday, January 17, 2008

  

Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that
Kazuya Shibuya a.k.a. Naru
and
pyroprincess13
were married on
January 17, 2008
Marry Your Favorite Character

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

i live daily in a place called PINK PRISON. pink prison consist of evil patrol officers called "teachers" who thow us in cell called "classrooms". in these "classrooms" they force us to learn mind corrupting things called "schoolwork" which rots out minds. after our brains are duely rot, they put us to raost in the barbeque grill called " the patio" where we listen to the dictator called " the principal" talk to us about her new regimes called "school rules"

if we disobey the "school rules" we are sentenced to life in prison called "detention". or if worst, they send us to the back room where they stick us with th letahl injection called " expultion"

that is the time and life of a pink prison student.


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Friday, December 28, 2007

The person who said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door
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If you have never broken a bone and are quite surprised by that 'cause you are so clumsy, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
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Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mises and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
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Saturday, December 8, 2007

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If your best friend is insane. copy this into your profile!

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! (HAH! That would SO be me!)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you could live off of chocolate paste this to your profile

If you think all math should just die, copy this and paste it to your profile

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Quotes

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies _

No Matter what you do there will be critics

Ashes to Ashes Dust-to-Dust, Life is short so Party We must!

If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius ?!"

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us. Pigs treat us as equals."

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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I'M A KONOHA NINJA AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

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STOP DRUNK DRIVING!!!

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~LSB, Ilvsports, NMR, froggirl193, crazi jenn, beachbash, sparkleeholiday, Yoru Ame


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