Thursday, January 10, 2008

   funni blonde jokes.

A)A storm blows over a cruise ship. All perish except for a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. For two weeks they live on a small island with hardly anything to eat or drink. After that time, the brunette says, If I have to look at one more stupid coconut, I will go insane. The blonde and red head agree. Soon the blonde goes off and comes back with a golden lamp. They all look at it and one says, Can we eat it? It looks dirty though. And rubs the lamp down for the dirt to come off. A genie appears before them and tells them that the mountain behind them is magic and will turn them into anything they say when they jump off it, and will turn back when they are done. The red head agrees to go first. She gets onto the mountain and shouts, Eagle! and turned into a eagle and flew away. It wasnt long before the brunette showed up and screamed, Trout! And turned into a trout and swam away. The blonde goes up, and says, I had better get a running start.She runs and trips over a tree root. She flies through the air and mutters, Oh crap.
B)
A Blonde, an American, and a Russian are sitting together in a park. The Russian said, We were the first in space.
The Americans add, Yes, but we were the first on the moon.
The blonde snaps, You idiots, thats nothing! We blondes are going to be the first on the sun!
The Russian laughs and the American sighs. He says, You know that if you go near the sun, you burn up?
The blonde screams at him, We arent stupid you know, we are going at night!
C)A blonde haired Chinese man (With no knowledge of English) sits in front of his TV. The first channel was a movie that says, Youre looking at him.
Before he finishes the sentence he flips channels to a commercial about silver ware. He hears, Forks and Knives! Forks and Knives!
He flips the channel and it is a soap opera. He hears, Youll never catch me alive coppers!
For the final channel he hears a glade plug in commercial that says, Plug it in, plug it in!
An hour later a knock came at the door. A few cops ask him, We are looking for a man by the name of Shin Wii?
The blonde says, Youre looking at him.
The cop says, What did you kill him with?
Forks and Knives, Forks and knives!
The cops look at each other. Dont even try to run Shin, we will get you.
Youll never catch me alive coppers!
Thats it, you are going to the electric chair!
Plug it in, plug it in.
D)A blonde woman enters an electric store. She points at a electronic and says, I would like to buy that TV please?
The owner looks at her and says, We dont sell to blondes.
She comes back the next day with her head dyed red. She points and says, I would like to buy that TV please?
The owner looks and says Sorry, dont sell to blondes.
She comes back the next day with her head dyed brown. The same happens.
The final day she had dyed her head bright blue and asked to buy that darn TV.
He says, We dont sell to blondes.
She becomes angry and demanded to know how he knew it was her every time.
He says, Maam, that is a microwave.
E)A beautiful young red head walks into a doctors office. He asks her what is the problem.
Her reply was, Everywhere I touch it hurts!
The doctor says, Impossible, show me.
So she touches her shoulder and screams in pain. She touches her elbow and screams more. Next she touched her knee and screamed; Likewise she touched her foot and screamed.
The doctor asks, You arent really a red head are you?
She says, Actually I am a blonde.
He says, Thought so. Your finger is broken.
is enough blonde jokes for u guys!
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